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i wanna have kids

torujo

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i just wanna donate sperm but i cant because im 5'6 and u have to atleast 5'9, i wanna see schizo and manlets kids
 
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I'm 6'1 but I'm pretty sure no sperm bank would want my ethnic and prematurely balding sperm. If I recall correctly, they do a background check on you and make sure none of your grandparents have any signs of hairloss. I remember reading that most guys that apply to donate sperm get rejected - I think it was either 20% (1/5) or 5% (1/20) of guys that apply to donate sperm that get approved.

Your best bet is to get a job at a sperm bank and find where they store the sperm and throw out Chad's sperm and replace it with your own sperm.
 
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Pay a surrogate?
 
Solitarian_Walker

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Cum in a pack of tampons.
 
universallyabhorred

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It is natural to be want to spread one's genes.
 
Earthbound

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Fuuuuuuu they have a height requirement?! Either way 5'9" or 5'10" being the requirement, then I'll pass since I meet those requirements. But unsure if they have other qualifying factors that would hinder men.
 
BlackPill47

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I used to want kids, then I realized it was over and no modern FHO would be a worthy mother anyway. I'm also too manlet to donate sperm.
 
Indari

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Earthbound said:
Fuuuuuuu they have a height requirement?! Either way 5'9" or 5'10" being the requirement, then I'll pass since I meet those requirements. But unsure if they have other qualifying factors that would hinder men.

that pic in your signature lol. i remember normies in that thread referencing his confidence for why he mogged so hard
 
Zyzz

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Fuuarrkkk i also want kids but i want to see them grow up and stuff.
 
Unbearable2woman

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I will only have kids if i can assure they will be noncels.
 
asdf1234

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Is the only requirement 5'9" + Medically fit? I'm slightly below 5'9
 
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I've never felt the drive to spread my genes really. That's honestly for the best.
 
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BlackPill47 said:
I used to want kids, then I realized it was over and no modern FHO would be a worthy mother anyway.

This.
 
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1/3 of me still wants to start a family to show that there are rational people in the world and continue the legacy to combat degeneracy.
 

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