I used to think I was a dicklet

[SIR ETHNICCEL]

come to discover i was measuring wrong and all the studies measured differently. Come to discover I got a little more than average in both length and girth. Shieeet

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

I'm worried that if I ever ascend i still have to deal with dickpill

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

I swear everyone is a dick mogger in this forum.

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

I swear everyone is a dick mogger in this forum.

God does not punish someone thrice, it's enough that they're ugly and short

 

[Solid State]

God does not punish someone thrice, it's enough that they're ugly and short

Look at Ron Jeremy...he is ugly and short, but because he is so well-endowed it ended up working out for him.