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SuicideFuel I tried to kill myself last night.

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Last night i was shrooming/drunk and i just said fuck it , I opened the gas of my oven but sadly im still here...suffering...nothing happened cuz my room is not small enough , fuck..it...
 
I can't tell if this is good or bad tbh
 
You don't "try". You either kill yourself or don't.

Trying is attention grabbing foid behavior.
 
:cryfeels:

You are one of the most based people on the forum bro, I hope you don't do it.
 
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Start selling shrooms and drug dealermaxx
 
the incel life is hell on earth either way whatever you do it is sad
 
I'm an oldercel who has tried on and off with varying levels of enthusiasm (some were 50% serious and 50% attention). But last time I tried to kill myself (6 years ago now) I had to be put on a ventilator and when I got out I had a lot of cognitive deficiencies. Apparently my brain lost oxygen enough to cause damage. I was in gifted classes in grade school and now I'm an averagecuck at best. So consider that possibility because you may just end up stupider.:feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman: The cognitive losses didn't even take away the horrible black painful crushing loneliness - just makes careermaxxing and moneymaxxing harder.

i just want to leave...everything is stupid and pointless , and i dont even want foids or money anymore , im tired of this shit
 
I understand. My advice is to take some time to try to think or find something worth living for. Even if it's just degenerate stuff like drugs, escorts or video games.

Personally I still have hope of finding a foid (read: nice woman) and living nicely with love between us and happiness. I hope my plastic surgery later this year is a game changer.

Edit: If you want you can private message me and I'll try to help you find something to live for. I know you're serious and need some help and nobody gives a flying a shit about ugly men killing themselves.

i cant dm cuz mods fucked me and nothing will make me be another puppet at the hands of reality anymore
 
That kind of threads makes me think how many users in this forum might have actually died.
Do whatever you want.
 
someone threads here about " I wanna die/I tried to kill myself",
makes me believ this forum is full of trannies/cumdumpsters/fags
 
Everybody wants you dead so get those cucks pissed off and don't kill yourself
 
someone threads here about " I wanna die/I tried to kill myself",
makes me believ this forum is full of trannies/cumdumpsters/fags

Thanatophobic cuck
 
you failed like a foid:lul:
 
The trick to using gas to kys is to seal off tge place with duct tape and plastic. Then set a mechanical timer switch to go off about 5 - 10 hours after opening all the gas outlets.

Have the timer power a Jacobs ladder or negative ionizer. Or spark-gap generator. Depending on your access. Just something to ignite the gass....

THEN, take a handful of downers with whiskey! - in mimecraft!!!


(See you tomorrow!)
 
The trick to using gas to kys is to seal off tge place with duct tape and plastic. Then set a mechanical timer switch to go off about 5 - 10 hours after opening all the gas outlets.

Have the timer power a Jacobs ladder or negative ionizer. Or spark-gap generator. Depending on your access. Just something to ignite the gass....

THEN, take a handful of downers with whiskey! - in mimecraft!!!


(See you tomorrow!)

too complicated , but tape is a good idea to seal the room
 
going ER =best suicide plan
Sry but I hate such posts. What if he goes ER and he shoots you too, but even if ya also didn't mind if you died you would only got crippled for the rest of your life instead in a wheelchair for example?
 
yo at least trust jesus as your saviour and admit that u are a trash sinful human being before suicide -


regards,
greycel
 
Killing yourself is an instant ticket to hell. Overthink it
 
Sry but I hate such posts. What if he goes ER and he shoots you too, but even if ya also didn't mind if you died you would only got crippled for the rest of your life instead in a wheelchair for example?
if he goes ER i hope noone ends up in a wheelchair as a result of his ER rampage
 
Siento que las cosas no vayan bien.
Yo pienso en suicidarme muy a menudo pero nunca he pasado de comprar la cuerda.
Como ya han dicho varias personas aquí, te recomiendo que busques algo que te mantenga vivo a toda costa. Hace un mes creía que iba a perder la cabeza y suicidarme. Me pregunté ¿qué me gustaría hacer antes de morir? Y lo hice. Me compré más de 20 botellas de whisky caro. Me dejé todo el sueldo del verano, pero qué más dá. Al menos estoy vivo.

Si la cosa es grave y realmente no hay nada en el mundo te que apetezca... Sé que va a sonar raro, pero te recomiendo como medida absolutamente desesperada la meditación y/o la religión. Yo fui monje budista un tiempo (te lo creas o no) y todavía hoy sigo meditando cuando literalmente no puedo más. Abandonarme en los brazos de Avalokiteshvara como cuando era monje todavía me ayuda a volver al mundo real.

Si crees que puedo ayudarte, responde a este mensaje. Sé que no puedes enviar privados.
 
relatable post :fuk:



-some1 who has never tried killing himself

shut the fuck up greenfag
You can literally look it up: Females overwhelmingly choose "softer" methods like pills, cutting wrists etc. (attentionwhoring methods) while guys prefer hard methods like jumping, train, shotgun to face etc...

Guys also kill themselves far more often succesfully, but foids TRY more often.

Why you so mad? I'm just telling the truth. :feelshaha:
 
If you really wanted to kill yourself u would be death now. Its not fucking hard to do

You don't "try". You either kill yourself or don't.

Trying is attention grabbing foid behavior.
 
just play video games dont be emo
 
Man saying stuff like this is real soy
its Something you would see on reddit

“ i attempted suicide last year, and i survived “
^
Something like that
 
Today i had moment of intense suicidal ideation, but i thought about Spinoza: i´m not the cause of my suffering but rather externalities (unemployment, neet life, bad hygiene, sexelesness, extreme loneliness) and it made me feel better
 
Brutal I was telling someone else posting here makes me feel better and feel less like committing sui
 
I was in gifted classes in grade school and now I'm an averagecuck at best. So consider that possibility because you may just end up stupider.
thats fucking brutal bro :cryfeels:
i just want to leave...everything is stupid and pointless , and i dont even want foids or money anymore , im tired of this shit
i wish i could say something like "life will get better" but honestly this world is disgusting. still, i hope you dont do it bro. :f:
 
I've never tried
 
You don't "try". You either kill yourself or don't.

Trying is attention grabbing foid behavior.
this but time x100
-some1 who has never tried killing himself

shut the fuck up greenfag
I hope you are successful in your next "attempt" :lul:

Failed suicide attempt is a cry for attention/help - prime foid behavior
 
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I'm an oldercel who has tried on and off with varying levels of enthusiasm (some were 50% serious and 50% attention). But last time I tried to kill myself (6 years ago now) I had to be put on a ventilator and when I got out I had a lot of cognitive deficiencies. Apparently my brain lost oxygen enough to cause damage. I was in gifted classes in grade school and now I'm an averagecuck at best. So consider that possibility because you may just end up stupider.:feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman: The cognitive losses didn't even take away the horrible black painful crushing loneliness - just makes careermaxxing and moneymaxxing harder.
:feelsUnreal:
Why did I have to read this.
 
don't kill yourself please
 
The trick to using gas to kys is to seal off tge place with duct tape and plastic. Then set a mechanical timer switch to go off about 5 - 10 hours after opening all the gas outlets.

Have the timer power a Jacobs ladder or negative ionizer. Or spark-gap generator. Depending on your access. Just something to ignite the gass....

THEN, take a handful of downers with whiskey! - in mimecraft!!!


(See you tomorrow!)
:feelsdevil:
 
Man saying stuff like this is real soy
its Something you would see on reddit

“ i attempted suicide last year, and i survived “
^
Something like that
 
I drove out into the middle of nowhere several times with my gun.

Pulled the hammer back, put it against my head, then was too pussy to do it.

A big reason that kept me from doing it was that it didn't feel fair. I thought "Why should I have to kill myself when other people are too prideful to even see their own wretchedness?".

It didn't feel right to leave this world without first making other people suffer.

That last time was when I transitioned from blackpilled to clownpilled.

Life isn't a tragedy; it's a comedy. And suffering is the punchline.
 
Look, an attention whore:feelsXmas:
 

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