SuicideFuel I tried to escortmaxx but failed

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

 

[lowz1r]

how old are you?

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

how old are you?

21

 

[Ci Jey]

What the fuck is this man

Even slaves had more liberties than you, im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that

 

[Starfish]

such random times lol

 

[eliya]

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View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

Just tell her you are going on a long walk outside or hanging out with your friend if you have any then

After that get taxi and go to her place fuck and then come back

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I would avoid if you live in an illegal state tbh. Probably a honey pot

 

[lowz1r]

21

nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl

 

[eliya]

View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

By the way man please don't fu_$ this one I'm rooting for you

 

[eliya]

I would avoid if you live in an illegal state tbh. Probably a honey pot

To be honest this is could happen

 

[Skelly.Belgrade]

She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber

Why would her coming into your room stop you from getting an uber?

nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl

 

[Stupid Clown]

Don't give your money to these disgusting whores

 

[copemaxx9002]

Rope

 

[copemaxx9002]

Don't give your money to these disgusting whores

Tbh it's the most cucked thing ever

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

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Just tell her you are going on a long walk outside or hanging out with your friend if you have any then

After that get taxi and go to her place fuck and then come back

I have no friends so im fucked

nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl

Houses are too expensive and im at a minumim wage job so im stuck at this house

Don't give your money to these disgusting whores

I dont want to either but its the only option I have

 

[zephyr]

Have you considered just being honest with your mOm about wanting an Escort?

 

[TheDriver]

You can get a bicycle on Craigslist for $50

 

[anotherwastedlife]

can you take a bus or a train there? if so, just leave your house and ignore your mother

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Have you considered just being honest with your mOm about wanting an Escort?

yea and she was like no because its illegal, stds, chance of getting robbed, she could say that she was raped good reasons but I need fucking pussy

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

can you take a bus or a train there? if so, just leave your house and ignore your mother

my life is pretty much go to work and she picks me up and drives me home she knows I dont have any friends im like a prisoner if I leave she would take my shit away

 

[Stupid Clown]

Tbh it's the most cucked thing ever

Exactly. You're paying a whore who hates you to give you an inferior version of what she gives chad for free.

 

[TheDriver]

If we were all born 80 years ago we wouldn't have to deal with any of this bs

 

[Esoteric7]

Exactly. You're paying a whore who hates you to give you an inferior version of what she gives chad for free.

Imagine caring about what some prostitutie thinks of you jfl

 

[eliya]

Well said but I think he would

Don't give your money to these disgusting whores

yea and she was like no because its illegal, stds, chance of getting robbed, she could say that she was raped good reasons but I need fucking pussy

To be honest she is right all of this stuff can happen

 

[eliya]

Exactly. You're paying a whore who hates you to give you an inferior version of what she gives chad for free.

This

 

[AndMyFearIsNaked]

You're gonna have to get some cardio in if you really want this done, man

 

[daydreamER]

You're gonna have to get some cardio in if you really want this done, man

 

[blackbabooneykiller]

View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

SEE????? ONLY TRUECELS CANT ESCORTMAXX. IF YOU ARE A ESCORTMAXXER YOU ARE NOT AN INCEL AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING BANNED

 

[blackbabooneykiller]

nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl

"WaGeCuCk and leave" wtf nigga? you not real incel if you can wagecuck. real non nts cant even take a job

 

[TheCatMan]

Damn rejected by a hooker. Her prices were good.

 

[GeorgeSears]

What the fuck is this man

Even slaves had more liberties than you, im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that

 

[GeorgeSears]

If we were all born 80 years ago we wouldn't have to deal with any of this bs

And if we were born 100 years from now we'd have AI gfs.

We're in the middle though.

 

[GeorgeSears]

View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?

Honestly fuck that whore. Imagine being a whore and acting so arrogant. Pick a whore that's closer to you, tell your mom you're going for a job interview, and smash.

 

[nophoidz4me]

Asian Massage PArlors (AMPS) are everywhere. do a little research, find a good one, spend $100 and have a good time. tell her you're going to the the library to check out a book......