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I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
 
how old are you?
 
What the fuck is this man

Even slaves had more liberties than you, im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that
 
such random times lol
 
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View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
Just tell her you are going on a long walk outside or hanging out with your friend if you have any then

After that get taxi and go to her place fuck and then come back
 
I would avoid if you live in an illegal state tbh. Probably a honey pot
 
View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
By the way man please don't fu_$ this one I'm rooting for you
 
Don't give your money to these disgusting whores
 
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Just tell her you are going on a long walk outside or hanging out with your friend if you have any then

After that get taxi and go to her place fuck and then come back
I have no friends so im fucked
nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl
Houses are too expensive and im at a minumim wage job so im stuck at this house
Don't give your money to these disgusting whores
I dont want to either but its the only option I have
 
Have you considered just being honest with your mOm about wanting an Escort?
 
You can get a bicycle on Craigslist for $50
 
can you take a bus or a train there? if so, just leave your house and ignore your mother
 
Have you considered just being honest with your mOm about wanting an Escort?
yea and she was like no because its illegal, stds, chance of getting robbed, she could say that she was raped good reasons but I need fucking pussy
 
can you take a bus or a train there? if so, just leave your house and ignore your mother
my life is pretty much go to work and she picks me up and drives me home she knows I dont have any friends im like a prisoner if I leave she would take my shit away
 
Tbh it's the most cucked thing ever
Exactly. You're paying a whore who hates you to give you an inferior version of what she gives chad for free.
 
If we were all born 80 years ago we wouldn't have to deal with any of this bs
 
Exactly. You're paying a whore who hates you to give you an inferior version of what she gives chad for free.
Imagine caring about what some prostitutie thinks of you jfl
 
You're gonna have to get some cardio in if you really want this done, man
 
View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
SEE????? ONLY TRUECELS CANT ESCORTMAXX. IF YOU ARE A ESCORTMAXXER YOU ARE NOT AN INCEL AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING BANNED
 
nigga no way ur mom is being this restrictive when ur 21

wagecuck and leave jfl
"WaGeCuCk and leave" wtf nigga? you not real incel if you can wagecuck. real non nts cant even take a job
 
Damn rejected by a hooker. Her prices were good.
 
What the fuck is this man

Even slaves had more liberties than you, im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that
:feelskek:
 
If we were all born 80 years ago we wouldn't have to deal with any of this bs
And if we were born 100 years from now we'd have AI gfs.

We're in the middle though.
 
View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
Honestly fuck that whore. Imagine being a whore and acting so arrogant. Pick a whore that's closer to you, tell your mom you're going for a job interview, and smash.
 
Asian Massage PArlors (AMPS) are everywhere. do a little research, find a good one, spend $100 and have a good time. tell her you're going to the the library to check out a book......
 
View attachment 1280786I need help escortmaxxing guys heres the problem. I cant drive and my mom is a asshole that treats me like a kid. So I need to figure out a way to do this without my mom knowing. She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber I asked her in the past can you drive me to my girlfriends house (I had to lie otherwise she wouldnt drive me) and she knew that was bullshit and wouldnt take me. She told me she will ground me if I do this but what am I supposed to do. I cant take not having pussy I need pussy I need this to happen does anyone have any ideas I can do this without my mom knowing?
Brutal, can't you just take public transport? I can't drive and don't have a car either but luckily public transport is available.

Also jfl at the conversation:

"I can't drive, can you come here?"

Whore: "Bye"
:feelskek:

Some whores do outcall and will drive to your place but you have to pay extra for a taxi so that she can come to your place. I usually just do incall and visit whores at their hosted apartments because I live with my parents + I don't want to pay extra for the taxi.
 
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She comes in my room randomly so I cant just get an uber
what? you can't order a taxi but can fuck an escort in your room without anyone noticing the escort?

save your money, kid. how old are you?
 
Some whores do outcall and will drive to your place but you have to pay extra for a taxi so that she can come to your place. I usually just do incall and visit whores at their hosted apartments because I live with my parents + I don't want to pay extra for the taxi.
in europe there are totally different prices for incall and outcall. yesterday looked at UK prices. outcall was double the price or even more. in finland it is 50 euros more + taxi at minimum. never do outcall, the escort can just leave before the agreed time ends, she has more power. whereas in incall-meetings the client has to leave.
 
Here's what I'd do in your situation...
1) ask for more hours at your job or get another job so I can save up more money.

2) open a Robinhood or any brokerage account and you can easily start saving. You'd be surprised how much your have just for dropping $10 every week and allowing dividend reinvestment and compounding to do it's job...

3) then I'd get a room for rent. In big cities, there's a lot of them that are worth about half of what a 1 br apartment costs.


I understand. I'm ethnic too and I had the same problem dealing with overbearing abusive parents. It took patience and constantly trying to figure out ways to gain my independence and I was able to do it in about 7 years... From being a 20 year old still living with parents that were narcissistic and abusive.
 
in europe there are totally different prices for incall and outcall. yesterday looked at UK prices. outcall was double the price or even more. in finland it is 50 euros more + taxi at minimum. never do outcall, the escort can just leave before the agreed time ends, she has more power. whereas in incall-meetings the client has to leave.
Yeah I know, I can't do outcall anyway. Also I never pay in advance, I always pay with cash no paypal bullshit.
 
Here's what I'd do in your situation...
1) ask for more hours at your job or get another job so I can save up more money.

2) open a Robinhood or any brokerage account and you can easily start saving. You'd be surprised how much your have just for dropping $10 every week and allowing dividend reinvestment and compounding to do it's job...

3) then I'd get a room for rent. In big cities, there's a lot of them that are worth about half of what a 1 br apartment costs.


I understand. I'm ethnic too and I had the same problem dealing with overbearing abusive parents. It took patience and constantly trying to figure out ways to gain my independence and I was able to do it in about 7 years... From being a 20 year old still living with parents that were narcissistic and abusive.
Yeah you can rent an AirBnB or get a room at a hotel, that also works.
 
She comes in my room randomly
Brootal, tell her off and stand your ground
im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that
I bet you only ethnic mothers are this tyrannical
wagecuck and leave jfl
Sometimes it’s not enough but yes get multiple jobs
Tbh it's the most cucked thing ever
Look buddy, with women you’ll either pay with time or money, money comes and goes time only goes.
Have you considered just being honest with your mOm about wanting an Escort?
Noooooooooo she’ll put a Chasity cage on him, he just needs to stop making excuses and push himself.
 
Do you by chance have a bike? Thats how I went to escorts before my drivers license.

Also for the uber part I am assuming your mom has access to your bank account? If so pay in cash
 
Also would reccomend a massage parlor, massage parlors are less likely to be glowniggers
 
What the fuck is this man

Even slaves had more liberties than you, im sure you're ethnic cause only ethnic families are like that
He is white
 
100 for 17 minutes? absurd price objectively, 2 hours at minimum

Obviously an average escort wouldnt come to your house, no surprise she declined
 
I will go with Hookers if i dont ascend in 2025
 
Where did you find her? Please tell me!
 

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