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I only have his full name and full address including the door number.
Letter to agency:
I have already drafted a letter that I'll be sending to the agency about him, with proof in the form of pictures i took of him walking away with my order. I'll frame it as him being a theif in the building and a threat to every tenant and ruining the reputation of the building and the agency themselves
The Liquid Ass spray
This is a commercially available stench spray that is legendary for its potency. As far as I know it smells like a combination of a backed-up sewage line and a rotting animal. I'll be spraying drops on his doormat, onto his door handle. This should make the immediate vicinity of his home unbearable. Every time he enters or leaves he will be greeted by a wall of stench.
Strong rare-earth magnet
I'll place the powerful magnet on the metal part of his door lock or on the door near the bolt mechanism. Apparently the strong magnetic field can interfere with the lock’s internal components. The next time he tries to use his key, it may not work. He’ll be locked out and may have to call an locksmith who will find nothing physically wrong with the lock (once the magnet is removed). I might repeat this every few weeks. He will descend into paranoia, never knowing why his lock sporadically and mysteriously fails. It’s like a ghost in the machine
Charities
I'll sign his address up for every charity mailing list imaginable. like the RSPCA, Oxfam, Cancer Research UK. They will flood his mailbox with emotionally manipulative letters, free address labels, for years. His mailbox will be hit with a paper avalanche.
Jehovah’s Witness
I'll find a the local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses online. Send them a brief email (from a burner account) stating: “Hello, I met a gentleman named BUMMY NIGGER BASTARD at [His Address] who expressed a profound interest in learning more about your faith and requested a visit from your ministers at his earliest convenience. He seemed very earnest.” he will have a group of well-meaning visitors on his doorstep for months.
Loan Quote checks
I'll use his name and address to request online quotes for high-interest payday loans, car finance and subprime credit cards. The companies that provide these quotes will spam him with mail but will also perform “soft” credit checks. these checks can actually negatively impact his credit score
Adult Subscription
I'll see if I can sign his address up for a subscription to embarrassing magazines/catalogs. Something like a faggot lifestyle magazine. I want something delivered that will be seen by neighbors or flatmates, embarrassing him.
Writing rude letters to local authorities
I probably won't do this but I had it in my mind: I last revealed that I acquired a letter of his from the local council urging him to pay his council tax or legal action and enforcement agents will be sent. I could use the details on that, forge his signature, and then write letters from him to the local council replying back in an extremely rude and aggressive tone, signed with his name. This can damage his reputation with local authorities
Yes I know I'm doing way too much for petty theft, but I'm bored and I'm also tried of being high inhib and a pussy and letting people take advantage of me. This will keep things interesting and entertaining for me
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Long story short. I was waiting for my Uber eats order. Told the driver to leave it in the building. But then he was approached by this nigger who claimed it was his order and took it. I watched all this happen from the 5th floor of my building.
Naturally I asked Uber eats for a refund. Usually they won't give refunds these days no matter what happened. But magically this time they refunded me in full
My post box is directly above the nigger's. I remember one day when the postman mistakenly put an envelope that belongs to him in my post box. I took it out of mine and just placed it on top of the mailbox. I didn't bother putting it back in the nigger's mailbox.
Well today I looked over the mailbox and could still see his envelope was buried under a few others. I took it and opened it. It was a letter about missing a payment for council tax and urging him to pay otherwise court action will be taken and enforcement agents will be sent. Surprise, surprise.I ripped up the letter and disposed it. Hopefully his tax matters will get worse.
Then I did something disgusting. I took a tissue and wiped something disgusting and revolting onto it. Don't ask me what it was, I'm too embarrassed to say. But just know that it's extremely disgusting and if you had touched it you would want to cut your hand off. I went up to his floor at 4am and stood outside his door and wiped the tissue all over his door handle.
All this trouble over stealing my slop food??? Well I'm an incel. I'm sad and depressed. No girlfriend, think about suicide everyday, pent up rage frustration and anger, and feel piercing envy and pain when I see couples. And now I have to deal with this? Goyslop is one of my copes. The last thing I need is something more that makes me angry. In the end it's still theft. I was also angry at how proudly he was walking off when he knew it he was getting away stealing my food
There was a comment in the original thread that I ought to flood his keyhole with super glue. This made me laugh because conveniently I recently bought two packs of super glue. This is a very attractive way to get revenge but I'm concerned about legal consequences like criminal damage, 'imprisoning him' etc
I'm still open to more ideas to get extra revenge
I only have his full name and full address including the door number.
Letter to agency:
I have already drafted a letter that I'll be sending to the agency about him, with proof in the form of pictures i took of him walking away with my order. I'll frame it as him being a theif in the building and a threat to every tenant and ruining the reputation of the building and the agency themselves
The Liquid Ass spray
This is a commercially available stench spray that is legendary for its potency. As far as I know it smells like a combination of a backed-up sewage line and a rotting animal. I'll be spraying drops on his doormat, onto his door handle. This should make the immediate vicinity of his home unbearable. Every time he enters or leaves he will be greeted by a wall of stench.
Strong rare-earth magnet
I'll place the powerful magnet on the metal part of his door lock or on the door near the bolt mechanism. Apparently the strong magnetic field can interfere with the lock’s internal components. The next time he tries to use his key, it may not work. He’ll be locked out and may have to call an locksmith who will find nothing physically wrong with the lock (once the magnet is removed). I might repeat this every few weeks. He will descend into paranoia, never knowing why his lock sporadically and mysteriously fails. It’s like a ghost in the machine
Charities
I'll sign his address up for every charity mailing list imaginable. like the RSPCA, Oxfam, Cancer Research UK. They will flood his mailbox with emotionally manipulative letters, free address labels, for years. His mailbox will be hit with a paper avalanche.
Jehovah’s Witness
I'll find a the local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses online. Send them a brief email (from a burner account) stating: “Hello, I met a gentleman named BUMMY NIGGER BASTARD at [His Address] who expressed a profound interest in learning more about your faith and requested a visit from your ministers at his earliest convenience. He seemed very earnest.” he will have a group of well-meaning visitors on his doorstep for months.
Loan Quote checks
I'll use his name and address to request online quotes for high-interest payday loans, car finance and subprime credit cards. The companies that provide these quotes will spam him with mail but will also perform “soft” credit checks. these checks can actually negatively impact his credit score
Adult Subscription
I'll see if I can sign his address up for a subscription to embarrassing magazines/catalogs. Something like a faggot lifestyle magazine. I want something delivered that will be seen by neighbors or flatmates, embarrassing him.
Writing rude letters to local authorities
I probably won't do this but I had it in my mind: I last revealed that I acquired a letter of his from the local council urging him to pay his council tax or legal action and enforcement agents will be sent. I could use the details on that, forge his signature, and then write letters from him to the local council replying back in an extremely rude and aggressive tone, signed with his name. This can damage his reputation with local authorities
Yes I know I'm doing way too much for petty theft, but I'm bored and I'm also tried of being high inhib and a pussy and letting people take advantage of me. This will keep things interesting and entertaining for me
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