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Izayacel

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holy shit didnt shower in like 4 days , there is a treshhold of disgustingness " . That you litteraly can feel on yourself . once that treshhold is reached you just wanna clean the shit out of yourself .

Was a good one , idk 5 minutes maybe ? . Kinda funny too all the soap / seife " available . the water never running or bugging out ( you open your shower case and water comes out every time , litteraly systemic kek :feelsclown: )

We take this for granted but some fuckers dont have consistent water , being born in 1 first worlds let alone germany with huge quality of life really is luck :feelsclown:

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @She Does Not Exist @Todd Thundercock @SlayerSlayer
 
@Pikacel @Pancakecel ( forgot )
 
That's a lot of mentions lol

Especially for just saying that you showered
 
That's a lot of mentions lol

Especially for just saying that you showered
go showering dude ( if you didnt do it recently )
 
I kinda feel like this when i spend several days without cooming
 
I kinda feel like this when i spend several days without cooming
Getting one of without cleaning can get disgusting , i kniow , you know eh :feelsclown:
 
real trucel trait : you haven't showered in over a month
 
real trucel trait : you haven't showered in over a month
brutal , i think i went 1.5 weeks at once , but i litteraly felt disgusted .

1 month is brutal dedication , or maybe you want to be repellent " as a form of rage .
 
@AtrociousCitizen ( your reading ) hahaha . smart pattern nigger , say something .
 
holy shit didnt shower in like 4 days , there is a treshhold of disgustingness " . That you litteraly can feel on yourself . once that treshhold is reached you just wanna clean the shit out of yourself .

Was a good one , idk 5 minutes maybe ? . Kinda funny too all the soap / seife " available . the water never running or bugging out ( you open your shower case and water comes out every time , litteraly systemic kek :feelsclown: )

We take this for granted but some fuckers dont have consistent water , being born in 1 first worlds let alone germany with huge quality of life really is luck :feelsclown:

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @She Does Not Exist @Todd Thundercock @SlayerSlayer
Meh i shower once a month
 
how long you didnt shower ? you will feel your own disgustingness at some point :feelsclown:
Around 2 days, later on I might feel like it. But right now, not at all

Funny Cat GIF
 
I shower daily, so I can't say I relate to the feeling.
 
Around 2 days, later on I might feel like it. But right now, not at all

Funny Cat GIF
2 is nothing it really starts at 4 or 5 . I never shower after 2 days really so yea normal or reasonable .
 
2 is nothing it really starts at 4 or 5 . I never shower after 2 days really so yea normal or reasonable .
Never made it to 4 or 5, 3 days max
 
why ? do you work or have to upkeep an appearance ? " . Showering daily is unnecesarry .
I work out relatively often, and I also can't stand feeling unhygienic, even a little.
 
I work out relatively often, and I also can't stand feeling unhygienic, even a little.
i see , i dont care if i didnt shower for a few days . i even thought about pissing my clothes and be an complete nuisance , but yea :feelsclown:
 
oh how then ?
Well I use soap on armpits and face etc then just wash it off in the sink

Also use wipes

And I just use deodorant every day

I shower around 4-5 times a week normally
 
Now all the foids will flock to you!
 
holy shit didnt shower in like 4 days , there is a treshhold of disgustingness " . That you litteraly can feel on yourself . once that treshhold is reached you just wanna clean the shit out of yourself .

Was a good one , idk 5 minutes maybe ? . Kinda funny too all the soap / seife " available . the water never running or bugging out ( you open your shower case and water comes out every time , litteraly systemic kek :feelsclown: )

We take this for granted but some fuckers dont have consistent water , being born in 1 first worlds let alone germany with huge quality of life really is luck :feelsclown:

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @She Does Not Exist @Todd Thundercock @SlayerSlayer
Funny you mention that. I remember being a schoolcel and during summer holidays I'd legit not shower at all and I was working out five days a week.

I'd stank up my room and the house for SIX WEEKS straight.

I remember taking my first shower a day before school.

Absolutely stankmaxxed. My mother hated me.
 
I kinda feel like this when i spend several days without cooming
I remember not gooing for a week as a teencel because I was so busy studying.

Then, after all the exams I'd finally sit down in my room and coom for the first time.

Holy Moly, the first bust was strong and it was such a special one after all that stress.

Good times.
 
Getting one of without cleaning can get disgusting , i kniow , you know eh :feelsclown:
I never cleaned during those six showerless weeks.

I'd just let it brew. hahaha
 
I remember not gooing for a week as a teencel because I was so busy studying.

Then, after all the exams I'd finally sit down in my room and coom for the first time.

Holy Moly, the first bust was strong and it was such a special one after all that stress.

Good times.
Sometimes quality is preferable over quantity
 
At least it is not as bad as Nick Bate. He did not shower for years because he had horrible hygiene, and he was so encrusted with filth that when he took one of his socks off, he tore off some of his skin with it as they were stuck to his feet with grime.
 
That's a very german thing to say. xD
it really is . wir habens echt gut zum vergleich zu anderen ländern . und ich hab ne dönerbude um die ecke ( 30 seconds walktime )

wenn du wealthy parents hast mit neet , bist du einfach high tier / hohes tier . lehn dich zurück und chill für immer :feelsclown:
 
On day 4 rn. I love sniffing my armpits, this is probably what doing drugs feels like.
 
I shower everyday. Sometimes twice. It is a cultural thing.

By the way, didnt you get tempbanned a while back for mass tagging? :feelskek:
Be careful nigga
 
I shower everyday. Sometimes twice. It is a cultural thing.

By the way, didnt you get tempbanned a while back for mass tagging? :feelskek:
Be careful nigga
Yes, he was. :feelskek:
 
holy shit didnt shower in like 4 days , there is a treshhold of disgustingness " . That you litteraly can feel on yourself . once that treshhold is reached you just wanna clean the shit out of yourself .

Was a good one , idk 5 minutes maybe ? . Kinda funny too all the soap / seife " available . the water never running or bugging out ( you open your shower case and water comes out every time , litteraly systemic kek :feelsclown: )

We take this for granted but some fuckers dont have consistent water , being born in 1 first worlds let alone germany with huge quality of life really is luck :feelsclown:

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @GeckoBus @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Emba @erenyeager @Deep.Nest @Initium @She Does Not Exist @Todd Thundercock @SlayerSlayer
@Sir Silentium ( forgot )
I haven't showered in 3 days either. My hair is pretty long so it gets greasy super quickly and I can feel the filth building up.
 
That's a lot of mentions lol

Especially for just saying that you showered
I didn't brag about my recent shower after five or six month without one...

That was an ordeal.

The hot water pipe broke during it, but I was able to turn off the water to it pretty fast. So not much damage was done.

Finished it off with cold water. Whatever. Not my first cold shower..
 
I shower everyday. Sometimes twice. It is a cultural thing.

By the way, didnt you get tempbanned a while back for mass tagging? :feelskek:
Be careful nigga
I used to shower 2+3 x a day. Cold ones wearing clothes! My cheap ac!

After I got used to the o
Local heat I dropped off doing that.

Plus I got fans to sit in front of. Now.
 
That's a lot of mentions lol

Especially for just saying that you showered
I like them. it's like having a fren! I always try to reply too!
 
I haven't shower in weeks because i dont go out
 

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