Based ANOTHER MTB NEAR ME . While i was Completely Coated in a Wet Hoodie

[Izayacel]

This was in LIDL AUE " just incase she reads this

Yea bro , i completely coated myelf in water wearing a hoodie , given its warm as fuck and i like wearing Hoodies . Then there was this Blonde MTB emptying her bootles for Money ( what i did aswell while talking to myself kek )

I should have made loud remarks about her out of the blue , Had nice hair , a white t shirt and shorts on . Fuck im gatekept forever


Elende fotze " ( Fucking Cunt ) anyways . Was pretty Based . Its just water on your clothes who gives a shit .


tldr saw a hot mtb , while i was talking to myself being completely Coated in water with a hoodie on

@TooSomething @AtrociousCitizen @Lonly ghost @VersoffenerAssi @Skoga @Emba @Deep.Nest @Initium @St3v3Cel @Hoppipolla @Grodd @Todd Thundercock @SlayerSlayer @LeFrenchCel

 

[Izayacel]

eh .

 

[St3v3Cel]

Yea bro , i completely coated myelf in water wearing a hoodie , given its warm as fuck and i like wearing Hoodies ( whatever but they feel good ) .

( what i did aswell while talking to myself kek )

while i was talking to myself being completely trenched in water with a hoodie on

I also walk around in a hoodie even though it's super warm outside, sweating like all hell. Talk to myself while doing it too. Major truecel traits. Hopefully the MTB reacted appropriately, i.e. you ruined her day by your truecel presence.

 

[St3v3Cel]

LIDL

Also based.

 

[tired as fuck]

Why does ALDI exist when LIDL is so superior? Aryans go to LIDL tbh

 

[St3v3Cel]

Hopefully the MTB reacted appropriately, i.e. you ruined her day by your truecel presence.

Have to flex on the normgroids and foids after all. Truecels walk around outside all year round, it's the NPCs and foidlets who are tourists on our streets during the summer.

 

[Izayacel]

Why does ALDI exist when LIDL is so superior? Aryans go to LIDL tbh

i got banned from this aldi because of stealing kek

 

[tired as fuck]

i got banned from this aldi because of stealing kek

Does ALDI even have anything worth stealing in Germany???

 

[Izayacel]

Does ALDI even have anything worth stealing in Germany???

yea fish shit and just free food overall

 

[tired as fuck]

yea fish shit and just free food overall

LIDL seems like the better discount tbh, in my area ALDI has literal poison for sale

 

[Izayacel]

LIDL seems like the better discount tbh, in my area ALDI has literal poison for sale

yea preference really

 

[TooSomething]

I'd die in a hoodie. How do you do this?

It is supposed to get hotter even thos week.

Up to 40°C.

Just kill me already, please!

 

[Izayacel]

I'd die in a hoodie. How do you do this?

It is supposed to get hotter even thos week.

Up to 40°C.

Just kill me already, please!

komplett durchgenässt und die ärmel einfach hochgezogen , kek

 

[Izayacel]

komplett durchgenässt und die ärmel einfach hochgezogen , kek

hoodie war dünn genug aber brauch nen dünneren .

 

[TooSomething]

komplett durchgenässt und die ärmel einfach hochgezogen , kek

Hast dich extra nass gemacht.

Hab ich als Kind frueher gemacht. Aber man stinkt dann und Klamotten muessen danach erstmal gewaschen werden.

Das ganze Hautfett und das kalte Wasser plus den Schweiß.

Ueble Mischung. xD

 

[Izayacel]

I'd die in a hoodie. How do you do this?

It is supposed to get hotter even thos week.

Up to 40°C.

Just kill me already, please!

komplett durchgenässt und die ärmel einfach hochgezogen , kek

und nigger gene , aber mit dem konstanten wasser " auf dir macht die hitze nicht zu viel , hab mir ne selterflasche aufm kopf gekippt als ich ausm store / markt raus war , low inhib but didnt care . ist einfach nur wasser alter .

leute verhalten sich als wär wasser ein kryptonit aber hinter der tür duschen die meisten aller 2 oder 3 tage , make it make sence

 

[TooSomething]

und nigger gene , aber mit dem konstanten wasser " auf dir macht die hitze nicht zu viel , hab mir ne selterflasche aufm kopf gekippt als ich ausm store / markt raus war , low inhib but didnt care . ist einfach nur wasser alter .

leute verhalten sich als wär wasser ein kryptonit aber hinter der tür duschen die meisten aller 2 oder 3 tage , make it make sence

Kaltes Wasser waer noch geiler.

So richtig eiskalt.

 

[Izayacel]

Kaltes Wasser waer noch geiler.

So richtig eiskalt.

war trotzdem geil , kek

 

[Emba]

Water is Wet post bro

 

[Izayacel]

Water is Wet post bro

Yes i was indeed wet kek

 

[Emba]

Yes i was indeed wet kek

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

eh .

Ich würde normalerweise schneller darauf reagieren, aber die Tropenhölle bringt mich fast um
Absolut brutal
Genauso brutal wie die ganzen halbnackten Fotzen. Ich habe letztens besoffen am Bahnhof gesessen und zahlreiche Prime-Foids gesehen in Röcken, die man eher als Gürtel bezeichnen sollte. Mir wurden etliche dicke, saftige Titten vor die Fresse gehalten. Die Einblicke sind dermaßen tief. Da versteh sogar ich fast die Rapefugees. Gleichzeitig muss ich mich brutal moggen lassen von ihren Chad und Chadlite Fuckboys.
Die glücklichen Bastarde ficken jetzt diese Huren irgendwo in der Botanik und wir kriegen nix davon ab

 

[BlackLowLtn]

i got banned from this aldi because of stealing kek

???

 

[BlackLowLtn]

People genuinely admitting to crimes

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Why does ALDI exist when LIDL is so superior? Aryans go to LIDL tbh

That’s where I always get my booze, too. Lmfao, they’ve got security guys now because all the shitskins and Gypsies keep stealing stuff.
And the other day, one of them wanted to peek into my bag. He found a little bottle of schnapps in there that I’d bought a few hours earlier.
Those little herbal liqueur things

This asshole thought he’d hit the jackpot and got really mouthy. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the receipt anymore, and I hadn’t given that little thing a second thought. I’d already drunk the others.

But the cashiers there know me, and a young male employee confirmed that I had been there before. Yeah, there are still a few cool normies.

By the way, that crude security guy addressed me informally instead of formally and was very rude.
I am 37 years old. You don't use the informal "du" with someone my age.

I told that asshole that to his face, too. He just walked away and stood there staring stupidly.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

i got banned from this aldi because of stealing kek

Hab ich eigentlich nie dort gemacht, wo ich wohne. Nur mal in einer anderen Stadt. Aber ich hatte auch gar nix gestohlen, sondern war mit einer Flasche Wodka reingegangen, in der noch was drin war. Da quatschte mich auch so ein security Typ an und meinte, dass das nicht ginge und ich die Flasche wegwerfen solle. Ich habe gesagt, leck mich am Arsch, das trink ich jetzt noch schnell aus!
Der Sack hat mich daraufhin gepackt und auf die Straße geworfen, ich bin dabei auf die Fresse geflogen

 

[nihilum]

It’s Over for LIDLcels

 

[nihilum]

That’s where I always get my booze, too. Lmfao, they’ve got security guys now because all the shitskins and Gypsies keep stealing stuff.
And the other day, one of them wanted to peek into my bag. He found a little bottle of schnapps in there that I’d bought a few hours earlier.
Those little herbal liqueur things

This asshole thought he’d hit the jackpot and got really mouthy. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the receipt anymore, and I hadn’t given that little thing a second thought. I’d already drunk the others.

But the cashiers there know me, and a young male employee confirmed that I had been there before. Yeah, there are still a few cool normies.

By the way, that crude security guy addressed me informally instead of formally and was very rude.
I am 37 years old. You don't use the informal "du" with someone my age.

I told that asshole that to his face, too. He just walked away and stood there staring stupidly.

It’s over for 37 years old cels

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

It’s over for 37 years old cels

Not entirely. After all, I did make it out of the situation in one piece.
Without cops and without more trouble.

 

[nihilum]

Not entirely. After all, I did make it out of the situation in one piece.
Without cops and without more trouble.

I am talking about

Being 37 years old and never having a girlfriend.

I am 24 years old and don’t want to imagine that.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I am talking about

Being 37 years old and never having a girlfriend.

I am 24 years old and don’t want to imagine that.

You can get used to anything.