Story I thought I was gay when I was a kid

[deleted fren]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

 

[Solid]

Risky title there

 

[deleted fren]

Risky title there

Let's hope mods aren't adhdcels

 

[Vittum]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)

 

[Karakol96]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)
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Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[deleted fren]

Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[Vittum]

Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

Absolutely nothing, I was just remembering my childhood. I liked to bother other brocels, I admit.

 

[Emba]

That sucks

 

[Adolf Kitler]

When I was a child, I threw rocks at other children or the neighbors' windows. I remember my grandmother thinking I was gay (and she still does)
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Wtf do those 2 things have to do with eachother kek

 

[dextercel]

I had the same problem, but a much easier solution.

I ended up stealing my older brothers Fleshlight and it helped a lot.

Don't remember cleaning it beforehand though

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Risky title there

OP is pretty much immune to perma bans

 

[cripplecel]

Bruh

 

[Poopless One]

When I was a kid I thought babies came out of women's butts and that cum and pussy were the same thing.

 

[Caesercel]

Not too far off the mark there

 

[deleted fren]

I had the same problem, but a much easier solution.

I ended up stealing my older brothers Fleshlight and it helped a lot.

Don't remember cleaning it beforehand though

NIGGGER WTF



WHY

 

[dextercel]

NIGGGER WTF



WHY

stupid kid me

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

I was once accused by psychologists for being faggot when I told about total romantical failures at 21th birthday surroundings

 

[carrot]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

That’s kinda hilarious

 

[currycell900]

gaycels.is

 

[deleted fren]

gaycels.is

Adhdcels

 

[currycell900]

Adhdcels

 

[Rapistcel]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

When I was a kid I thought rape someone meant having anal sex with someone, I believed that until 14 years old m.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

I had the same problem, but a much easier solution.

I ended up stealing my older brothers Fleshlight and it helped a lot.

Don't remember cleaning it beforehand though

 

[Adolf Kitler]

I was once accused by psychologists for being faggot when I told about total romantical failures at 21th birthday surroundings

Literal groomers wtf

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

That’s crazy

 

[GeckoBus]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

LMAO
I was just called gay by my parents for not having gf and shit.
Like one time I thought I made a friend and I said to my parents, I made a friend and my mom was like ARE YOU GAY?!
And another time they were like "its ok you can tell us"
fuck i hate my life

 

[deleted fren]

LMAOqb
I was just called gay by my parents for not having gf and shit.
Like one time I thought I made a friend and I said to my parents, I made a friend and my mom was like ARE YOU GAY?!
And another time they were like "its ok you can tell us"
fuck i hate my life

Fucking brutal. They probably would've bragged about progressive they are to others.

 

[Blizterkrieg_77]

I quite enjoyed fucking furniture when I was younger. I'm glad I wasn't worried about being gay. I'm sorry you experienced that.

 

[Tacomonkey]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

I think you’re gay as an adult.

Candle boy.

 

[TooSomething]

When I was a kid I was extremely sheltered and did not interact with the outside world very much at all. I was also extremely religious. One time my sisters and my mom were watching an extremely unfunny movie and I heard a guy talking about how he was "gay." My mom then commented about how sinful it was. I remembered hearing about how gays were sinful on Christian radio.


For whatever reason, I thought that being gay meant masturbating. I was paranoid that because I was jerking off, I was gay. So, I looked in a dictionary and found the term "gay." It defined it as man who has sex with other men. I was relieved for a minute until I had another thought "what if by jerking myself off I'm having sex with myself thus another man?"
Mind you I was jerking off to woman, but since it was technically a male hand doing it then it could considered gay. So afterwards I would instead hump pillows without my hands coming in contact with my penis

Brocel, when I was a kid and discovered masturbation, it was that time period where the media would fear monfer the masses about HIV and AIDS.

So, as an uneducated and equally sheltered kid as you, I got scared shitless about a possible HIV infection from masturbating, which would result in AIDS and death.

It even went so far that I asked my mom about it and she explained that that is not how it works, but still guilt tripped me for beating my meat.

She was and is a strict Christian, whatever that means.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

It defined it as man who has sex with other men

Since it is with other men, shouldn't you know that it was referring to a different person rather than yourself?

 

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