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It's Over I think sperm is taking control over my keyboard

Deadbabies

Deadbabies

BBWcel Agoracel
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since i cum a lot and sometimes shoot on my keyboard or touch things on my desk after cumming, hands soaked in cum it spreads all over place despite wiping it and now that the sperm is swimming in the circuitry of my keyboard and im getting weird jittery controls when i use it. same with mouse
 
this is unironically why you're incel
 
this is why i use toilet paper for, to cum inside it and flush down a toilet
 
Why don't you use toilet paper or paper towel to coom on?
 
i said i do sometimes i do forget it though
I posted my comment just as you typed your response to the other user
Also, you might wanna clean your keyboard and mouse
 
Dis is why you are inkwell
 
if i had to work as tech support guy, just imagine you go to coomer apartment to fix his PC or laptop and everything is in dry cum :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
@gymletethnicel

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Forum IQ is dropping faster than gravity. Completely joever for the forum.
 
bruh wtf did i just read?
 
fuck that fakecel sandnigger fuck and you too
Him? A fakecel?

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Holy fuck, that is pure KEK fuel. Stop talking, before you start killing our brain cells too.
 

Deadbabies

BBWcel Agoracel​

 
this is why i use toilet paper for, to cum inside it and flush down a toilet
tbh i hate toilet paper cuz some pieces of paper gets sticky and stuck on my dick its annoying
 
:lul: :lul: :lul:KEK WHAT THE FUCK
 
since i cum a lot and sometimes shoot on my keyboard or touch things on my desk after cumming, hands soaked in cum it spreads all over place despite wiping it and now that the sperm is swimming in the circuitry of my keyboard and im getting weird jittery controls when i use it. same with mouse
How do you even shoot over your keyboard???

Also, you could just use one hand exclusively for masturbation and the other for typing and scrolling
 
How do you even shoot over your keyboard???
yknow... the shot is powerful sometimes it flies
Also, you could just use one hand exclusively for masturbation and the other for typing and scrolling
i do that but at the end of fapping its a mess even messes up my other hand
 
yknow... the shot is powerful sometimes it flies

i do that but at the end of fapping its a mess even messes up my other hand
What is your desk setup?
 
my socks started walking
 
Mogger sperm if they survive for that long
 
I read that in an Indian accent
 

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