I think I unironically have a pretty alright personality

[jerrycan dan]

I keep getting interviews for face to face marketing jobs when I send them my resume and then speak to them over the phone.
I don't have social media though, so they can't see what I look like. When people hear what I can say without seeing who I am physically, they think I could potentially do a very alright job at selling things for them. However all the people on the social medias of all the companies mog me brutally, none of the men are as manlet or babyfaced as me. IT are fucking retards if they think our personalities are obvious to people we interact with in real life, cucktears posters probably just assume all ugly men are incels who have bad personalities and thus have no friends for being toxic after reading enough of our posts. If these HR cunts who speak to me with feigned enthusiasm asking me to come in read my posts on this forum they would think I was a hysterical human dumpster fire and would never want me to come to their workplace as a customer, let alone an employee, for fear I would go Cho on their asses. However my toxic personality is just too attractive to employers it seems.

I'm starting to think that there's really no problem with my personality when it comes to getting gals. I have Asperger's, when I go to sleep I dream about people attacking me or ridiculing me and wake up with my heart thumping in my chest and I think about scenarios like that a lot when I am awake, interacting with normalfags making watercooler conversation makes me want to blow my head off and I do not think of women as complete human beings when I speak to them, and despite all of this I am still able to compose myself in a way that makes people want to buy my labour for thousands of dollars, especially before they have seen my face. Having these traits according to bluepillers should make me a non-functioning creature confined to the basement that needs therapy before I can exist in society without being a freak, but I am actually pretty normal. There is nothing wrong with who I am inside that prevents me from getting pussy - if I was Chad I would be able to fuck women effortlessly. Women only avoid talking to me in settings in which they can see my face and height, and even then I can still interact with men completely alright (I even appreciate the company of some).

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Lmao, based

 

[Deleted member 15752]

My personality is good.

Hence why my chadfish gets matches and I dont.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I keep getting interviews for face to face marketing jobs

I have Asperger's

How are you autistic if you have a good personality? (I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just curious).

 

[NotForMe1]

Bruh, I made a girl mastrubate for the first in in her life just with talking skills over a voice call.

Of course she blocked me forever once she saw a pic of me.

Most cels just have normal skills but are too ugly and anxious to make it.

 

[jerrycan dan]

They call me to come in before they see my face because I have no social media profiles. Googling my name gives you an empty google+ profile I made when I was 14 and never used for anything that hasn't been deleted already, and a newspaper article I was briefly mentioned in. I'm sure if you did some quality digging with something like wayback machine but more exhaustive you could find cringey shit I posted on google+ about communism when I was 14 but still no face and employers aren't gonna be that meticulous. No face until I walk into the interview, no height either.

How are you autistic if you have a good personality? (I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just curious).

I dunno. I was diagnosed as a small kid when I would chimp out in response to getting wet, loud noises and felty surfaces. There is definitely something wrong with the connectivity between my brain and my body that would put me on the spectrum - I can't properly throw a punch to save my life, kind of awkward gait, people who've known me for a while will sometimes comment on my jerky mannerisms. When I was in school I said all kinds of autistic shit, behaved weirdly and autistically in response things, brought up gay topics nobody cared about constantly and even my mother felt the need to tell me I wasn't making eye contact with anyone, but I feel like I have learned a lot of social behaviour and have a sort of "feel" for it like somebody would develop a feel for doing repetitive physical work. I think my autism definitely got better during puberty - before I couldn't look at human faces and see them as faces, I could study them like inanimate objects, but during puberty something started to "click" in my brain that faces were like IRL avatars of people.

I still feel like a massive social retard and I suspect people still think I am a dumb faggot and make fun of me behind my back, because I don't get a lot of things people are doing in their groups until I explicitly find out about it and only then does it seem obvious (a weird sort of social blindness), but they speak to me quite normally and not like a child to my face. I would like to think I have gone from behaving like a massive sperger retard to behaving like a very idiosyncratic borderline autistic normie socially, but that could be wishful thinking. Either way, I have twenty minute social encounters with scrutinising HR cunts on phones without any face-to-face or body interaction pretty sorted, so either my body language in real life is abysmal and outs me as autistic instantly (meaning my personality alone is fine) or a milder version of that is the case in which I become unappealing and somewhat creepy (tall and handsome people can get away with it, but not me, a manlet who is awkward is like a shifty cockroach) due to autistic problems with coordination and expressions. Again, only in the physical realm do I out myself as a subhuman, if I was a disembodied voice or a brain in a jar speaking to you through text normalfags would think nothing of the sort about me.

Bruh, I made a girl mastrubate for the first in in her life just with talking skills over a voice call.

Of course she blocked me forever once she saw a pic of me.

Absolutely brutal
What do you look like?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

They call me to come in before they see my face because I have no social media profiles.

I'm kidding boyo. Maybe you actually are autistic

I have gone from behaving like a massive sperger retard to behaving like a very idiosyncratic borderline autistic normie socially, but that could be wishful thinking. Either my body language in real life is abysmal and outs me as autistic instantly (meaning my personality alone is fine) or a milder version of that is the case in which I become unappealing and somewhat creepy (tall and handsome people can get away with it)

I think this is accurate

I would chimp out in response to getting wet, loud noises and felty surfaces. There is definitely something wrong with the connectivity between my brain and my body that would put me on the spectrum - I can't properly throw a punch to save my life, kind of awkward gait, people who've known me for a while will sometimes comment on my jerky mannerisms.

I'd say you're mildly autistic. You have sensory issues and poor physical motor skills, but can still socialize at a basic level. Body language can be hard to change. However, you can still control it to some extent.

When I was in school I said all kinds of autistic shit, behaved weirdly and autistically in response things, brought up gay topics nobody cared about constantly

I did this too in an attempt to try to fit in.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I'm kidding boyo. Maybe you actually are autistic

I had several of these moments at work with a guy also. He kept joking about things I couldn't even tell were jokes, but everything he said was in this really hyped up voice so it was hard to tell. ie he would say something about a dog in the corner of a client's product photo, something very mundane about that which doesn't really have an identifiable punchline, and my brain bluescreened. He would light-heartedly rib me when I didn't get his jokes. I got them the majority of the time though.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I had several of these moments at work with a guy also. He kept joking about things I couldn't even tell were jokes, but everything he said was in this really hyped up voice so it was hard to tell. ie he would say something about a dog in the corner of a client's product photo, something very mundane about that which doesn't really have an identifiable punchline, and my brain bluescreened. He would light-heartedly rib me when I didn't get his jokes. I got them the majority of the time though.

I usually get jokes, but I don't find them funny at all, which leads people to think I don't understand them.

 

[Hate_my_life]

inb4 warned 4 bragging.

I know for a fact that I have an amazing personality as years ago when Blackberries were popular. I'd add a lot of foids via their BBM pins and eventually get some of their snapchats.

They'd be talking about "How easy it is to talk to you, and how warm they feel talking to me", until I sent them my face.

They'd either immediately block me, or not even bother to say anything about the picture they sent me and just create a new BBM account.

The most brutal response I got was:

"EWW WTF, I thought you'd be some Handsome guy saying those words, not a drugged out rat".

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Blackberries were popular. I'd add a lot of foids via their BBM pins and eventually get their snapchats.

I'm pretty sure Blackberries became obscure before snapchat became popular.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I'm pretty sure Blackberries became obscure before snapchat became popular.

I never had a BlackBerry myself, but this Chadlite kept his for years (cheap) which is how I came to know of BBM, and I believe this was when I was in year 7-9 therefore I was 11-13? (2011-2013)
I had an android and you could install BBM on iPhones as well as Android devices.

Snapchat was pretty popular around that period.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I never had a BlackBerry myself, but this Chadlite kept his for years (cheap), and I believe this was when I was in year 7-9 therefore I was 11-13.
I had an android and you could install BBM on iPhones as well as Android devices.

Gotcha, I didn't know that BBM was on smartphones. Are you in Europe or AUS? While America has unlimited text messaging, I understand that Europe and AUS don't, so people use apps instead.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Gotcha, I didn't know that BBM was on smartphones. Are you in Europe or AUS? While America has unlimited text messaging, I understand that Europe and AUS don't, so people use apps instead.

Europe. UK.

Before it's official release, I'd download apk's (Android Packages) years before to get it earlier as I thought it would be a great way to get a girlfriend.

I did so many cucked things in the past, this is nothing. The bluepilled delusion brainwashed me.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Most of us here have pretty good personalities. But if youre a sub-7 male, foids would expect you to be agreeable, provide for them and not expect sex. This is what they mean by a good personality (for sub-7 cels).

 

[Carotel]

If you dont want foids to get shot up in mass shootings you have a better personality than most here lol