SuicideFuel i talked to a hot green eyed blonde ish foid at the gym once now im in love with her

[patheticmanletcel]

i was using a machine then she said
already finished it?
no, wanna take turns
ok
now whenever i see her my heart starts beating faster and i feel embarassed

 

[acnescarcel]

just remember to be confident br0

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Ask for her num. if she says no she’s a whore

definitely a whore

 

[patheticmanletcel]

just remember to be confident br0

shes like 5'7 jfl

 

[Frameceljeff]

 

[_wifebeater_]

already finished it?
no, wanna take turns

Stop being cucked and tell her to fuck off.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Stop being cucked and tell her to fuck off.

lmao what was i supposed to do

 

[Deleted member 8499]

she wouldn't talk to you if you had an ugly personality

 

[allbluee]

Did you take a shower before or why did she approached you? Shower meme is legit boyos.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Ask her out for a shower, girls like showers am I right ?

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Did you take a shower before or why did she approached you? Shower meme is legit boyos.

i hadnt showered that day tbh tbh

 

[Sp1c_Charlie]

Just get a new haircut brah

 

[Copecell]

shes like 5'7 jfl

Its overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

shes probably fucking chad.

low hopes .

 

[patheticmanletcel]

shes fucking chad.

lts over.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Just a reminder, you don’t even have a chance with a fat obese single mother at 5’2.
Sorry to break it to you.
Swallow the blackpill like me and don’t get these irrational thoughts anymore.

 

[Indari]

ask to work on the machine together
at ur house
and the machine is ur dick in her ass

 

[Bagelcel]

The only way you'll be able to get her as a truecel is to wait for her to bang chad and pop out a baby then require a betabux (that could be you).
Give it a shot regardless man, I hope you're the exception and not the rule

 

[patheticmanletcel]

ask to work on the machine together
at ur house
and the machine is ur dick in her ass

lol thats a good way to get arrested and kicked out of the gym, but that work out would be nice, a manlet can only dream

 

[patheticmanletcel]

The only way you'll be able to get her as a truecel is to wait for her to bang chad and pop out a baby then require a betabux (that could be you).
Give it a shot regardless man, I hope you're the exception and not the rule

lol ive accepted that im going to die a kissless virgin, im going to kill myself and fuck hot blondes in heaven

 

[Firefly]

Just shower maxx br0..

Spoiler: Oh wait,

It's the gym you will always be sweaty

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Just shower maxx br0..

Spoiler: Oh wait,

It's the gym you will always be sweaty

shes always sweaty as fuck, oh those hot white legs

 

[Bagelcel]

lol ive accepted that im going to die a kissless virgin, im going to kill myself and fuck hot blondes in heaven

Become Muslim they promise 72 virgins in the afterlife...
Inb4 you convert and kill yourself and just end up in heaven with other incels

 

[Berok]

Did you take a shower before or why did she approached you? Shower meme is legit boyos.

 

[Descartes]

shes like 5'7 jfl

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[LebaneseCel]

Just rope tbh...

Remember that this femoid whom you talked with will never view you sexually.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

What does that have to do with anything?

Its even move over for a manlet like me

 

[Short Straw]

i was using a machine then she said
already finished it?
no, wanna take turns
ok
now whenever i see her my heart starts beating faster and i feel embarassed

I know a lot of replies on this thread are in jest, but this could actually be a major problem. Imagine you approaching a woman you find attractive and she acts nice and open toward you. You may develop feelings for her that are unrequited. I have been on this earth almost 50 years and I have not experienced an emotion more painful than unrequited love. Be careful out there.

 

[Descartes]

Its even move over for a manlet like me

I'm sorry, how tall are you?

 

[maynarde]

just remember to be confident br0

Lol

This is funny every time

 

[patheticmanletcel]

I'm sorry, how tall are you?

5'2

 

[Bagelcel]

5'2

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

5'2

Move to Thailand if you're white.

 

[Dunkelheit]

I'm disappointed .

 

[Hunter]

PUA levels of retardation. id suggest finding a new gym.

 

[Itsoverboyos]

cuck

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

repeatedly seeing the same beautiful woman unaccompanied is torture, your lizard brain will just endlessly push you to do something about it. you would probably be cured if you saw her getting picked up by her bf.

 

[EthnicelNL]

PUA levels of retardation. id suggest finding a new gym.

High iq post

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Word of advice, prepare for the worst, like her being with chad.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

I know a lot of replies on this thread are in jest, but this could actually be a major problem. Imagine you approaching a woman you find attractive and she acts nice and open toward you. You may develop feelings for her that are unrequited. I have been on this earth almost 50 years and I have not experienced an emotion more painful than unrequited love. Be careful out there.

holy shit are you really that old, and yeah i had a lot of crushes when i was a teen and i suffered a lot

 

[Grotesque]

Just rope tbh...

Remember that this femoid whom you talked with will never view you sexually.

I know, yet I still fall in love with every pale "nerdy" female that acknowledges my existence. I need to be murdered.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

I've always wanted to spot a fat ass chick on the squat rack.

 

[SaltyAsHeck]

go for it dude

 

[patheticmanletcel]

I'm disappointed .

why

PUA levels of retardation. id suggest finding a new gym.

what do you mean

 

[ElliotRodgerHere]

Take creepshots of her bro

 

[Schizoidcel]

cucked

 

[Heightframeface]

Castrate yourself, cuck.

 

[EthnicelNL]

holy shit are you really that old, and yeah i had a lot of crushes when i was a teen and i suffered a lot

Yo bruh did u see that hot girl again? Make a move man

 

[KV-]

i was using a machine then she said
already finished it?
no, wanna take turns
ok
now whenever i see her my heart starts beating faster and i feel embarassed

Bash her head in with a dumbbell.

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Castrate yourself, cuck.

Why

Yo bruh did u see that hot girl again? Make a move man

I see her everyday im gonna try thanks yeah shes gonna taste bmc