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So I start my first actual job tomorrow. Before this I would usually work with my dad but he wasn't paying me enough. I'm super nervous and I haven't really had a real job in the 21 years I've been alive.
 
So I start my first actual job tomorrow. Before this I would usually work with my dad but he wasn't paying me enough. I'm super nervous and I haven't really had a real job in the 21 years I've been alive.

What kind of job fam? Office, retail, fast food, labor?

Please don't work yourself and burnout after the first week unless it's a job that you really are interested in, only advice I can give after working all sort of jobs.
 
Mogs my shit job probably.
 
At first it will be a little scary, then you’ll get used to it, after a while you’ll start to get bored of it, and eventually you’ll become miserable. At least that’s my experience with wage slavery
 
At first it will be a little scary, then you’ll get used to it, after a while you’ll start to get bored of it, and eventually you’ll become miserable. At least that’s my experience with wage slavery

You gotta move jobs every year at least.

I refuse to stay anywhere for more than a year or I kill myself.
 
Good luck. Just remember - the company is not your friend. Their job is to get as much value out of you in exchange for as little in return. Don't feel bad doing the same to them in return.
 
Don't trust any of your coworkers, don't talk to your coworkers, don't talk to your boss. Well talk to your boss but only if its necessary or work-related topics.
 
Just don't act like a retard tbh. And don't smile every time someone says something. Just look in their eyes with a serious face. And stay focused. Best Of luck.
 
You gotta move jobs every year at least.

I refuse to stay anywhere for more than a year or I kill myself.
It's also the only way you'll earn more money, at least at a white collar job where you have the option to move. Companies will pay a new hire more money than they're willing to bump up a long-time employees salary to. It makes no sense but is true.
 
How much you getting paid bro?
 
I also started working at 21. Good luck and steer clear of letting any faggot coworker or manager ruin your experience.
 
What kind of job fam? Office, retail, fast food, labor?

Please don't work yourself and burnout after the first week unless it's a job that you really are interested in, only advice I can give after working all sort of jobs.
Serving at some banquet joint.
How much you getting paid bro?
They never told me but I think its above minimum wage.
 
Good luck bro I wish you well
 
just think of it as 8 hours of studying normies, how they behave, and learn to copy them, fit in with them. it will be necessary for incels to be able to pass as a normie sex haver once they start doing the round ups.
 
Take care. Working isnt fun btw :cryfeels::feelstrash:
 
On e you start hating your job, just look at it in two-hour increments. Two hours til your break. Two hours til lunch. Two hours til your last break. Two hours til you get off.
 
So I start my first actual job tomorrow. Before this I would usually work with my dad but he wasn't paying me enough. I'm super nervous and I haven't really had a real job in the 21 years I've been alive.
Good luck bro.
Good luck. Just remember - the company is not your friend. Their job is to get as much value out of you in exchange for as little in return. Don't feel bad doing the same to them in return.
Based.
 
Don't trust any of your coworkers, don't talk to your coworkers, don't talk to your boss. Well talk to your boss but only if its necessary or work-related topics.

Follow this advice and you might last a while, OP.
 
such is life, cant wait to start wageslaving, at least it'll be better than college
 
How did you get the job? Did you have to do an interview first?
 
1. Talk to your colleagues but only small talk. Like: "Nice weather today. Did you have a good weakend?" NEVER talk bad about a collleague behind his back. The person you are talking to might be his best buddy without anyone knowing it and he might just be testing you so if that is the topic stay entirely neutral. Or if you get too private you might give them knowledge they can use to bully you. NEVER talk about your incel status under ANY circumstances. You can say you are single but you have had girlfriends before. If you want to invent previous girlfriends think about their names and details and shit beforehand or they may find out whats going on.

2. Keep your eyes open for better job offers but be careful. Things sometimes aren't as good as they seem.

3. Change your job occasionally. This way you can always negotiate for better terms. If you have a better offer you might even go to your boss and try to negotiate for a higher salary with the other offer as an argument.

4. Improve your qualification. The better you are qualified and the lesser people that can do what you do the more the companies depend on you and the more you can fuck with them.
 
Don't trust any of your coworkers, don't talk to your coworkers, don't talk to your boss. Well talk to your boss but only if its necessary or work-related topics.
Until you get fired for being asocial
 
First job made me pretty nervous. Second job significantly less. Third job you feel like "lol I just work here". At the third job a new guy knocked over like 200 euros of food supplies and they didn't fire him so it's difficult to majorly fuck up.

Don't worry about it. Just try to do it properly. Be on time.
 
just think of it as 8 hours of studying normies, how they behave, and learn to copy them, fit in with them. it will be necessary for incels to be able to pass as a normie sex haver once they start doing the round ups.
Unless your face or height give you away
 
Serving at some banquet joint.

They never told me but I think its above minimum wage.

Please don't fuck with the food every time you sperg out. Don't make IT right. We are just too ugly to get a gf: not all incels are psychopaths.

Don't talk about blackpill topics. Don't act antisocial. Don't badmouth anyone behind their back, esp not foids (cuz they are a protected gender).

Get to work on time as it will halo your performance. "He's keen!".

Be aware of your looks and don't creep any women coworkers out, so don't stare, don't get too close, don't be around them for too long, especially alone.
 
Moneymaxing is significantly beneficial.
 

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