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Story I saw an escort tonight

Good for you for not paying her... Happened to me once or twice, a long while ago.

Thems the breaks though, half hour sessions are "you come, you're done".
hoes don't leave money lying on table they put it away when they receive it

Most do, some of the dumber ones don't. And more than a few are dumb (they are whores after all, not rocket scientists).
 
pro level for taking the money. Was unexpected.
 
Glad you robbed her.

I don't get prostitutes - you pay for 30 minutes, but as soon as you cum you can't play anymore? What if you can get a second erection? Even if I couldn't get an erection I'd like to suck her tits and have her suck my limp, impotent cock. What difference does it make to her?

I really, really hate women.

I'm glad you took your money back. I hope she gets raped with a broken beer bottle.

He didn't rob anyone. That was his money lol.
 
Damn, I'm so glad you took the money. This whole story went from sad to excellent quickly.
 
After i made my thread asking about if I should see a specific escort. I called and made my appointment. To see this escort. https://www.minx-companions.com/larissa
I booked 30 minutes. They gave me an address and I went to hotel. Once i got there they gave me room# i went up and was nervous as fuck plus i saw a cleaning guy ask me if im lost. I said no and got the the door. I knocked snd she answered. Then she went and lied down on the bed. She said to take off my clothes and shower. I said ok. Had shower towels were used so used an un used face cloth to dry myself ( fucking lol) then i lied down on bed with my boxers on and she told me to take it off. She then started to stroke me. I ended up finishing in like 30 seconds( had a micro nofap). She was disappointed and gave me a wtf face. I asked her if i could try again. She said no and i should have booked an hr. Then she said next time jerk off in the car or in the bathroom before seeing her again so im not a 30 second man. I sat there like:feelsbadman:. We still had 25 minutes so we lied there watching 2/1 men awkwardly. Saying how i should book a duo with her and her friend. I said cant afford that shit and she gave me a :trepidation: look. So at the end of the time i got dressed. I grabbed the money i left on the desk and bolted out. She was yelling out the door that i was a fucking pos and a pathetic john.
At least you got some for free.
 
I can't tell if the larping or the white knighting for some imaginary prostitute is worse.
 
at least you grabbed the money lol.
The only thing that matters. Try again with a different company tommorow.
Glad you robbed her.

I don't get prostitutes - you pay for 30 minutes, but as soon as you cum you can't play anymore? What if you can get a second erection? Even if I couldn't get an erection I'd like to suck her tits and have her suck my limp, impotent cock. What difference does it make to her?

I really, really hate women.

I'm glad you took your money back. I hope she gets raped with a broken beer bottle.
This. I didnt even know that once you busted your time was up.
 
Also, the more other races reinforce bad stereotypes the better whites look in comparison. Such a joy to wag our finger in disapproval from our ivory towers.

Actually fuck that. White supremacists piss me off.

Anyway, Incel Prime, you never said what her face looked like. Was she pretty? And also maybe we should prank her. You know, order lots of pizzas with extra large salami and send them to her room while she's working.

Waka waka
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She was 7.5/10 face
 
I grabbed the money i left on the desk and bolted out. She was yelling out the door that i was a fucking pos and a pathetic john.

Good job dipshit. I really hope you're not an ethnic, because if you are now another escort will say "whites only". Most of the escorts in my area will only take white or east asian clients (lifefuel for ricecels). Thankfully I am white, but it is ropefuel for your fellow ethnics.

Next time ask if you can cum twice, or as she said jerk off once before seeing her (like 30min before or something).

The only thing that matters. Try again with a different company tommorow.

This. I didnt even know that once you busted your time was up.
No don't grab the money and run that will ruin not just your reputation but also the reputation of your race. Plus if she has a pimp he might beat you up. Just don't be a dumbshit. Ask what her policies are, some of them will let you cum twice, others may require $10-20 extra for that and some want you to book a full hour.
 
Well I guess it was worth a try. Never book an escort again and forget it as fast as you can
I plan on it
how the fuck do you get limited on BOTH time AND finishes? it should be one or the other.

amazing how these whores actually act exactly like normal girlfriend/etc bitches, immediately trying to cancel everything if you cum early and not give you another chance
Thats how it goes bro. The more money you pay the more shots u get. 30 minutes is one only. Once u blow youre done. It doesnt matter if youre hard again in minutes. So you have to lie there awkwardly waiting to leave while she talks about herself.
I can't tell if the larping or the white knighting for some imaginary prostitute is worse.
The white knighting is ridiculous. This taught me whores dont care. Incels have it in their head they are their salvation. No they arent. Its just a girl pretending. Everything you say she laughs and says youre funny when nothing is funny about it. Asks you generic questions and then talks about herself the rest of the time.
Good job dipshit. I really hope you're not an ethnic, because if you are now another escort will say "whites only". Most of the escorts in my area will only take white or east asian clients (lifefuel for ricecels). Thankfully I am white, but it is ropefuel for your fellow ethnics.

Next time ask if you can cum twice, or as she said jerk off once before seeing her (like 30min before or something).


No don't grab the money and run that will ruin not just your reputation but also the reputation of your race. Plus if she has a pimp he might beat you up. Just don't be a dumbshit. Ask what her policies are, some of them will let you cum twice, others may require $10-20 extra for that and some want you to book a full hour.
Im ethnic
 
Thats how it goes bro. The more money you pay the more shots u get. 30 minutes is one only. Once u blow youre done. It doesnt matter if youre hard again in minutes. So you have to lie there awkwardly waiting to leave while she talks about herself.
I'd like to get an erection and start whacking off while she's blathering on. "Hey I'll do your job for you, asshole."
 
Nothing beta about me. Hoes are hoes. They have a job. They don't do shit for free you freeloading faggot. I'm not even for prostitutes, but at least pay the bitch if you see her. Fucking theft is some sucker shit.
shut up whiteknight. She didn't do shit, so she didn't deserve a fucking cent.
 
good job at keeping the money :lul:

id never pay an escort tho tbh, ill just stay perma virgin instead
Okay, let me break this down for you guys. Most prostitutes actually have something called a "cancellation fee". At least in the states they do. It's the minimum amount of money she needs for her time. Usually in her profile she says what that fee is, or barring that, you ask her on the phone. You never see a pro without ironing out the fucking details.

Say she doesn't do her fucking job. In most places the cancellation fee runs anywhere from $20-50. Now, every smart man asks the cancellation fee upfront. You always ask because the pro may not always be willing to do what you want. As soon as she hints that she doesn't want to do her fucking job, you get up, you take the money, and leave her requested cancellation fee and fucking bounce. That teaches her that not doing a fucking job is unacceptable.

And yeah, I'm not pissed about the stereotypes. I'm pissed about the fucking fact that you can't fucking hire good prostitutes. Have you seen the ones that most black men are relegated to? Mostly fat, old, outta shape whores. That's why I'm fucking pissed man.

gj exposing yourself cucktears :feelsokman:
 
Good job dipshit. I really hope you're not an ethnic, because if you are now another escort will say "whites only". Most of the escorts in my area will only take white or east asian clients (lifefuel for ricecels). Thankfully I am white, but it is ropefuel for your fellow ethnics.

Next time ask if you can cum twice, or as she said jerk off once before seeing her (like 30min before or something).


No don't grab the money and run that will ruin not just your reputation but also the reputation of your race. Plus if she has a pimp he might beat you up. Just don't be a dumbshit. Ask what her policies are, some of them will let you cum twice, others may require $10-20 extra for that and some want you to book a full hour.
Dude why the fuck are you defending a prostitute? And who cares about that race stuff? Everyone hates blacks on the low anyway and that's not changing anytime soon. If you hate me I'll just hate you back y'know?
 
Grabbed the money lol, serves her right for not providing good service.
 
Dude why the fuck are you defending a prostitute? And who cares about that race stuff? Everyone hates blacks on the low anyway and that's not changing anytime soon. If you hate me I'll just hate you back y'know?
We don't care about prostitutes. We care about ethnicels having a certain quality of life and preventing make suicide. JFL if you don't understand this.
 

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