Story I saw an escort tonight

[Bronzehawkattack]

I have to agree with this

@Incel Prime Guys like you are the reason why a lot of escorts refuse black johns, its your fault for not being prepared, who the fuck would do nofap before fucking, that's just going to make you cum faster, unless you have erectile dysfunction problems due to getting "too used to porn" then you shouldn't be doing nofap before sex, you should know yourself, you should know that you're they type to cum quick, so knowing yourself why the fuck would you do no fap before having sex.

I'm glad I don't live in your country/state (assuming you are in america), I won't have to deal with the bad rep guys like you create when I start escortcelling.

Also like Robo Sapien said here:


You bitched out, that's your fault, should have told her you didn't get 30 mins so you aren't paying for 30 mins, you are one fucking bitch, who the fuck actually decides to watch a show with a whore because you "have some time to kill", that's the part that probably mind fucked her about you and why she was giving you faces, it doesn't make anysense, its like you idiots don't get the fucking point of it, you AREN'T paying her for HER TIME, you ARE paying her for HER SEX, so trying to get your "money's worth" by watching a show with her present shows you are a complete retard.

You should have taken the money, gave her an appropriate cut, and left, you wasted both of your time.

Still laughing my ass off imagining some black guy running of with some money he snatched off a counter and a whore sitting there thinking - "fuck a black john...... never again". (sounds like some shit you'd see on boondocks)

This. I didn't know this faggot was Black, no wonder most escorts deny us service. What an absolute fucking moron.
This is probably one big LARP poster anyways. He's already been banned once for bragging about his height, it wouldn't surprise me if this is blackletcel using a proxy.

 

[theultimate341]

He came in 30 seconds. The last time I jacked off and came in less than 30 seconds was years ago.

paid for 30 minutes

 

[Vodaccenu]

After i made my thread asking about if I should see a specific escort. I called and made my appointment. To see this escort. https://www.minx-companions.com/larissa
I booked 30 minutes. They gave me an address and I went to hotel. Once i got there they gave me room# i went up and was nervous as fuck plus i saw a cleaning guy ask me if im lost. I said no and got the the door. I knocked snd she answered. Then she went and lied down on the bed. She said to take off my clothes and shower. I said ok. Had shower towels were used so used an un used face cloth to dry myself ( fucking lol) then i lied down on bed with my boxers on and she told me to take it off. She then started to stroke me. I ended up finishing in like 30 seconds( had a micro nofap). She was disappointed and gave me a wtf face. I asked her if i could try again. She said no and i should have booked an hr. Then she said next time jerk off in the car or in the bathroom before seeing her again so im not a 30 second man. I sat there like. We still had 25 minutes so we lied there watching 2/1 men awkwardly. Saying how i should book a duo with her and her friend. I said cant afford that shit and she gave me a :trepidation: look. So at the end of the time i got dressed. I grabbed the money i left on the desk and bolted out. She was yelling out the door that i was a fucking pos and a pathetic john.

Low inhibition, my fucking nigga

 

[Robo Sapien]

Even putting aside that she's a woman, thus should be slowly ground up into dog food, a 30 second handjob at least deserves a rebate; especially considering that she said no mas after he came.

He paid for 30 minutes and got 30 seconds. Her job was to suck his dick - hard or soft!

I know this has turned into a race thing again, but let's not forget we're talking about robbing a woman. A woman.

If avoiding spreading racial stereotypes is more important to you than hurting women, I don't know what to say man.

Okay, let me break this down for you guys. Most prostitutes actually have something called a "cancellation fee". At least in the states they do. It's the minimum amount of money she needs for her time. Usually in her profile she says what that fee is, or barring that, you ask her on the phone. You never see a pro without ironing out the fucking details.

Say she doesn't do her fucking job. In most places the cancellation fee runs anywhere from $20-50. Now, every smart man asks the cancellation fee upfront. You always ask because the pro may not always be willing to do what you want. As soon as she hints that she doesn't want to do her fucking job, you get up, you take the money, and leave her requested cancellation fee and fucking bounce. That teaches her that not doing a fucking job is unacceptable.

And yeah, I'm not pissed about the stereotypes. I'm pissed about the fucking fact that you can't fucking hire good prostitutes. Have you seen the ones that most black men are relegated to? Mostly fat, old, outta shape whores. That's why I'm fucking pissed man.

 

[Incel Prime]

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This. I didn't know this faggot was Black, no wonder most escorts deny us service. What an absolute fucking moron.
This is probably one big LARP poster anyways. He's already been banned once for bragging about his height, it wouldn't surprise me if this is blackletcel using a proxy.

I hate blacks like you guys jesus. Stop being a coon. If she didnt service me for the whole 30 how is it fair I pay for it?

 

[The End]

And yeah, I'm not pissed about the stereotypes. I'm pissed about the fucking fact that you can't fucking hire good prostitutes. Have you seen the ones that most black men are relegated to? Mostly fat, old, outta shape whores. That's why I'm fucking pissed man.

Haha, actually I do understand now.

Damn it's good to be white.

*edit* Just by chance I found the below graphic on a prostitute website. And it was from a black woman. (for the record I still agree with Incel Prime's actions. Really anything that hurts women is something I will support.)

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

I hate blacks like you guys jesus. Stop being a coon. If she didnt service me for the whole 30 how is it fair I pay for it?

Yeah, it's blackletcel, not even trying to be subtle about it.

 

[Incel Prime]

Okay, let me break this down for you guys. Most prostitutes actually have something called a "cancellation fee". At least in the states they do. It's the minimum amount of money she needs for her time. Usually in her profile she says what that fee is, or barring that, you ask her on the phone. You never see a pro without ironing out the fucking details.

Say she doesn't do her fucking job. In most places the cancellation fee runs anywhere from $20-50. Now, every smart man asks the cancellation fee upfront. You always ask because the pro may not always be willing to do what you want. As soon as she hints that she doesn't want to do her fucking job, you get up, you take the money, and leave her requested cancellation fee and fucking bounce. That teaches her that not doing a fucking job is unacceptable.

And yeah, I'm not pissed about the stereotypes. I'm pissed about the fucking fact that you can't fucking hire good prostitutes. Have you seen the ones that most black men are relegated to? Mostly fat, old, outta shape whores. That's why I'm fucking pissed man.

Sorry bro. In Canada there's an abundance of hot ones to go around that fuck black dudes. Not my problem. There are also no cancellation fee's here. If you dont show up or something you just get your number blacklisted.

 

[Narazz]

why dont that go for a 2nd cum? on my relapse no fap days i can bust 5 out. some back to back

 

[Deleted member 3385]

can we just ban these fakecels defending whores

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

can we just ban these fakecels defending whores

While you're at it mods, ban all fakecels who have managed to be here for nearly 6 months but still have sub 1k posts.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Sorry bro. In Canada there's an abundance of hot ones to go around that fuck black dudes. Not my problem. There are also no cancellation fee's here. If you dont show up or something you just get your number blacklisted.

Glad I'm not in Canada with johns like you fucking it up JFL

 

[Incel Prime]

why dont that go for a 2nd cum? on my relapse no fap days i can bust 5 out. some back to back

Because most escorts you can only bust once and that's it. In the 30 minutes you only get once.

Glad I'm not in Canada with johns like you fucking it up JFL

I'm not even a john. That was my first time ever to one. Secondly. Why are you putting escorts on a pedestal? If I pay for 30 minutes I should be able to have sex with her for 30 minutes. Not bust in 30 seconds and sit there watching tv for the nex 25 minutes. Come the fuck on. Secondly no. There are so many escorts in Canada its impossible to be no blacked by everyone

 

[Robo Sapien]

Haha, actually I do understand now.

Damn it's good to be white.

*edit* Just by chance I found the below graphic on a prostitute website. And it was from a black woman. (for the record I still agree with Incel Prime's actions. Really anything that hurts women is something I will support.)

Yep, black women who are attractive and slim are now starting to limit their clientele as well. It's really armageddon for blackcels. Over with.

 

[Dekim]

This sounds like a LARP...

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Damn.

 

[Robo Sapien]

Sorry bro. In Canada there's an abundance of hot ones to go around that fuck black dudes. Not my problem. There are also no cancellation fee's here. If you dont show up or something you just get your number blacklisted.

And you don't think you'll have your number blacklisted for this? Dumbass. Now I know this is a larp story.

 

[Incel Prime]

This sounds like a LARP...

It isnt

 

[jet112]

as a former escortcel i can relate to this.
this is the absolute state of incels

 

[The End]

Yep, black women who are attractive and slim are now starting to limit their clientele as well. It's really armageddon for blackcels. Over with.

Just think of it as society's way of saying, "Go on, it's time to ER now."

 

[Robo Sapien]

Glad I'm not in Canada with johns like you fucking it up JFL

They're doing it across of all of North America. To get good pussy as a blackcel you have to fly to areas where there are few blacks like Arizona or Colorado. You can't even get good pussy in major metros anymore.

 

[Dekim]

It isnt

Dude i'm an escortcel too, and non of this sounds realistic

 

[TheCrusader0201]

GOOD WORK KEK

Glad you robbed her.

I don't get prostitutes - you pay for 30 minutes, but as soon as you cum you can't play anymore? What if you can get a second erection? Even if I couldn't get an erection I'd like to suck her tits and have her suck my limp, impotent cock. What difference does it make to her?

I really, really hate women.

I'm glad you took your money back. I hope she gets raped with a broken beer bottle.

 

[Robo Sapien]

Just think of it as society's way of saying, "Go on, it's time to ER now."

Going ER won't do shit if you don't topple the government and cause a major setback. Shooting up a few whores is only going to make things worse for all incels that are left behind.

 

[The End]

Going ER won't do shit if you don't topple the government and cause a major setback. Shooting up a few whores is only going to make things worse for all incels that are left behind.

It's not about making things better, it's about making things worse.

Hurting others is the best we can hope to achieve, don't you think?

 

[Robo Sapien]

It's not about making things better, it's about making things worse.

Hurting others is the best we can hope to achieve, don't you think?

We can end femoid hegemony in a different way. We can permanently end it with sex robots. I personally want to put all whores out of business forever. I want whores to suffer. And the best way to do that is to make sure none of these bitches can use their vaginas to eat. That's how we fucking win.

 

[The End]

We can end femoid hegemony in a different way. We can permanently end it with sex robots. I personally want to put all whores out of business forever. I want whores to suffer. And the best way to do that is to make sure none of these bitches can use their vaginas to eat. That's how we fucking win.

Unless any of us are really smart or rich, I don't think we can do anything to aid sex-bot technology. We just have to wait.

 

[Robo Sapien]

Unless any of us are really smart or rich, I don't think we can do anything to aid sex-bot technology. We just have to wait.

That would do far more damage than going ER.

 

[Cancel]

Goddamn this is some of the saddest shit I've read, but this:

I grabbed the money i left on the desk and bolted out. She was yelling out the door that i was a fucking pos and a pathetic john.

Way to go

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Super fucking pathetic until you stole back your money.

Just the same, why are you still here? You're not celibate anymore.

 

[Incel Prime]

Super fucking pathetic until you stole back your money.

Just the same, why are you still here? You're not celibate anymore.

Yes I am did you not read my post? I have no vaginal sex or a blow job.

They're doing it across of all of North America. To get good pussy as a blackcel you have to fly to areas where there are few blacks like Arizona or Colorado. You can't even get good pussy in major metros anymore.

Lol no you don't. Blackcels can get escorts in Canada just as easy as across the globe. You're seriously in denial and need to leave the united states for a while.

Dude i'm an escortcel too, and non of this sounds realistic

It is real. What exactly is stopping you from taking your money and walking after? what is she going to do?

as a former escortcel i can relate to this.
this is the absolute state of incels

this is why I don't understand why these guys are getting upset. This just proves unless you pay them they don't even want to touch you let alone be in the same room as you. Yeah I take her money? so what? she didn't give me my whole 30 minutes. Secondly, why is it they can do a half ass job and still get paid? That's not how shit works.

 

[Richard spencer]

No, you fucking robbed her you faggot. You're no better than the other niggers tbh.

Cuck detected.

 

[CurryArabCel]

I have been considering escortcelling, is it worth it? Also, good job with the bolt and run.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

After i made my thread asking about if I should see a specific escort. I called and made my appointment. To see this escort. https://www.minx-companions.com/larissa
I booked 30 minutes. They gave me an address and I went to hotel. Once i got there they gave me room# i went up and was nervous as fuck plus i saw a cleaning guy ask me if im lost. I said no and got the the door. I knocked snd she answered. Then she went and lied down on the bed. She said to take off my clothes and shower. I said ok. Had shower towels were used so used an un used face cloth to dry myself ( fucking lol) then i lied down on bed with my boxers on and she told me to take it off. She then started to stroke me. I ended up finishing in like 30 seconds( had a micro nofap). She was disappointed and gave me a wtf face. I asked her if i could try again. She said no and i should have booked an hr. Then she said next time jerk off in the car or in the bathroom before seeing her again so im not a 30 second man. I sat there like. We still had 25 minutes so we lied there watching 2/1 men awkwardly. Saying how i should book a duo with her and her friend. I said cant afford that shit and she gave me a :trepidation: look. So at the end of the time i got dressed. I grabbed the money i left on the desk and bolted out. She was yelling out the door that i was a fucking pos and a pathetic john.

Wow. Epic dude.

 

[Incel Prime]

I have been considering escortcelling, is it worth it? Also, good job with the bolt and run.

Dont do it bruh. Its not worth. Its not as glorious as escortcels make it out to be. Most of the time shes sitting around talking to you instead of sucking your dick. Thats how it was for me anyway.

 

[CurryArabCel]

Dont do it bruh. Its not worth. Its not as glorious as escortcels make it out to be. Most of the time shes sitting around talking to you instead of sucking your dick. Thats how it was for me anyway.

You are right, paying money to get something millions get for free, no.

 

[doktordoom]

the eternal black man strikes again kek... tbh this is why i love my niggas they pull shit like this on all hoes even stacies

 

[Curious0]

This girl is perfection. I would probably cum within 2 seconds

 

[The End]

the eternal black man strikes again kek... tbh this is why i love my niggas they pull shit like this on all hoes even stacies

Also, the more other races reinforce bad stereotypes the better whites look in comparison. Such a joy to wag our finger in disapproval from our ivory towers.

Actually fuck that. White supremacists piss me off.

Anyway, Incel Prime, you never said what her face looked like. Was she pretty? And also maybe we should prank her. You know, order lots of pizzas with extra large salami and send them to her room while she's working.

Waka waka

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

how the fuck do you get limited on BOTH time AND finishes? it should be one or the other.

amazing how these whores actually act exactly like normal girlfriend/etc bitches, immediately trying to cancel everything if you cum early and not give you another chance

 

[Incel called Chad]

I'm not familiar with escorts. Is it the common way of working for the escort to grant one ejaculation? If not, I agree with OP to have taken his money back if he paid for a 30 minute service and barely received 5 minutes.

 

[129samot]

I just don’t believe you grabbed the money

 

[Deleted member 9192]

Thanks for the report OP nice ending too which I didnt expect at all, laughed like a full minute there

 

[NekoStance]

Ban the bullshitting LARPing blackletcel alt

hoes don't leave money lying on table they put it away when they receive it

don't believe so many incels here are so stupid, really disheartening

 

[Dopeycel]

You're a legend and a hero for grabbing the money

 

[Nostalgia]

foids deserve to be robbed especially after trying to lecture you like that. I congratulate OP

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Well I guess it was worth a try. Never book an escort again and forget it as fast as you can

 

[Robo Sapien]

Ban the bullshitting LARPing blackletcel alt

hoes don't leave money lying on table they put it away when they receive it

don't believe so many incels here are so stupid, really disheartening

 

[Incel Rage]

At least you can cum with a real girl (escort or not it doesn't matter)

I can't even do escorceling because of my fucked up dick
Be grateful for this, I wish I had a premature ejaculation, at least you can enjoy sex

 

[StillBitter]

But she didn't do her job.

He paid for 30 minutes and didn't get even 25% of that.

This. If he had gotten 30 min of sex he should have then paid.