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Serious I really wish I had superpowers like Homelander

Which would you do?


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ilieknothing

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For those that don’t know Homelander has super strength, super speed, can fly, is invulnerable and he has laser eyes. His only weakness seems to be his mental health.

Anyways if I had his powers I would do the following:
  • Laser eye every foid I come across
  • When I don’t feel like laser eyeing I pick up a foid and drop it off in the middle of the sea or a cave in a mountain that is impossible to escape
  • Destroy the state of Israel
  • Surf incels.is while flying
  • Fly to space
 
I wish had powers of Sasuke, Hiei, Bumgumi or Giorno ( GER )
 
I wish I have time stop powers for scientific purposes
 
Me too. I would use my new superpowers to overthrow the government and create an incel utopia.
 
I listen to 80s music to distinguish myself from normies
 
If I was homelander (on Tv) I would kill so many people who disrespected me and I would rip them apart rip out their guts their hearts laser them apart and crush their heads (in gta) :feelsLightsaber: :feelsgah: :feelsaww: Also I would become extremely rich and get my dick sucked my every foid the in the world and kill all ugly or fat foids (in videogame)
 
If I was homelander (on Tv) I would kill so many people who disrespected me and I would rip them apart rip out their guts their hearts laser them apart and crush their heads (in gta) :feelsLightsaber: :feelsgah: :feelsaww: Also I would become extremely rich and get my dick sucked my every foid the in the world and kill all ugly or fat foids (in videogame)
Based af
 
For those that don’t know Homelander has super strength, super speed, can fly, is invulnerable and he has laser eyes. His only weakness seems to be his mental health.

Anyways if I had his powers I would do the following:
  • Laser eye every foid I come across
  • When I don’t feel like laser eyeing I pick up a foid and drop it off in the middle of the sea or a cave in a mountain that is impossible to escape
  • Destroy the state of Israel
  • Surf incels.is while flying
  • Fly to space
Space isn't real!
 
If you destroy Israel and the entire rat race, inceldom is no more. :feelzez:
 

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