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LifeFuel I posted an ad in my area for bareback sex and got 5 foids ready for the action, but I have no money lmao, so I'm just playing with them.

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If I had the money, I would be cumming inside random hot foids

Exactly, buddy boyos, I don't know in the usa where that shit is illegal, but in my country (EUW) I can post an ad and receive pussy easily, this is no braggin, because I have no money, and still don't get love, but it fills me with hope that I can someday, when I moneymaxx, start fucking pussy with no condom like there is no tomorrow.

So I posted an ad where I am basically offering 150 euros for 1 hour of bareback sex with creampie, in just like 2 days I have now a harem of 5 foids waiting for me to set up the encounter, the foids are hot, and just the thought of fucking random foids from the street that need the money fills me with happiness that I can still have some control over all of this.

I can't keep going on with the interactions with the foids because I have no money :feelshaha::feelshaha: so I just ignore them so they think they are not hot enough or something :feelzez:

This is the kind of future I see myself into, where I just pick from a harem of foids and set up an encounter at a hotel and fuck them, filling those pussies with my seed.
I have pics from all of them and I just envision myself fucking them, it's amazing.

And I think they are not regular prostitutes, because I can't find them in the website's database using their phone number they give me, so that's hotter.

One foid even said that she needs the money ASAP because she lost her job and has kids to feed, knowing that I could be fucking her like the slave she is, fills me with determination to keep going.

Anyway I wrote too much, this gives me more motivation to keep putting my ass to work and moneymaxx as a programmer/webdev.

When I have money I will just pick a foid, rent a hotel room for a weekend and fuck them while taking shrooms, weed and playing vidya, it's just what I want in life right now.

Man, I shouldn't be slacking around, I should make an incredible effort to moneymaxx, sleep 4 hours and just work work work.
 
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How do you know they're hot and not people looking to mug and rob you?
 
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fuck all richcels and escortcel faggots including PPEcel @PPEcel
 
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RainerNLM said:
fuck all richcels and escortcel faggots including PPEcel @PPEcel

i havent had sex in 5 days i dont see escorts that often
 
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PPEcel said:
How do you know they're hot and not people looking to mug and rob you?
Of course there are scammers in the website, but I have used it before and never got scammed, they would be coming into my hotel room so I would have total control over the interaction. I would just take my money back. BTW the risk makes it better IMO
 
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PPEcel said:
i havent had sex in 5 days i dont see escorts that often
fuck you you stupid faggot giving all your money to whores i hope you die
 
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BeatsMonster23 said:
Of course there are scammers in the website, but I have used it before and never got scammed, they would be coming into my hotel room so I would have total control over the interaction. I would just take my money back. BTW the risk makes it better IMO
you must lowinhibmog me
 
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RainerNLM said:
fuck you you stupid faggot giving all your money to whores i hope you die
????
It's a transaction, as an incel it's either escortcelling or nothing, so you can't really hate escortcels, I don't understand the hate for escortcels.
Escortcelling > betabuxxing
PPEcel said:
you must lowinhibmog me
nah man I am really low inhib, but I have experience with hookers. You just have to know that you are the one who pays so you command the interaction or else tell the foid to GTFO
 
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PPEcel said:
i havent had sex in 5 days i dont see escorts that often
Mogs me. I haven't had sex in 17 years. As i'm 17 i can't see escorts yet. :feelsseriously:
 
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an0ncel said:
Mogs me. I haven't had sex in 17 years. As i'm 17 i can't see escorts yet. :feelsseriously:
Where do you live?
I doubt they'll ask for proof of age. Or just make a fake ID.
A year ago a whore made fun of me for being young (I was 19) but that's about it.
 
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an0ncel said:
Mogs me. I haven't had sex in 17 years. As i'm 17 i can't see escorts yet. :feelsseriously:
Just start saving money and wait, while you waiting keep moneymaxxing. Time flies.
 
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Not to ruin your dream or anything, but make sure those are legit foids and not some gangsters using fake ads who will later leave you in a tub with no kidneys.
 
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GentlemanSupremacy said:
Where do you live?
I doubt they'll ask for proof of age. Or just make a fake ID.
A year ago a whore made fun of me for being young (I was 19) but that's about it.
EU. Problem is that i look younger then 17, i have no idea how to make a fake ID, and the biggest problem is since i don't have a car and i live with my parents, idk how i would go to see a escort. But i'm gonna make a more detailed thread about this i think in the future.
 
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Same. I also used to message girls or chat on 4chan and basically see just what I could get for certain prices. Im a poorcel but I did like thinking that if I ever was a millionaire that Id probably get something good for a bargain deal

Thpugh to be fair the few times I did visit an escort I was tricked. One time was a fatter girl. Another time a completely different person from the picture. Another time I got ghosted but was almost certain it was a tranny pretending to be female. Never know what u gonna get in dealing with degenerates off the internet
 
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an0ncel said:
EU. Problem is that i look younger then 17, i have no idea how to make a fake ID, and the biggest problem is since i don't have a car and i live with my parents, idk how i would go to see a escort. But i'm gonna make a more detailed thread about this i think in the future.
I'm in the EU too. If your country is anything like mine, they won't care unless you do look really young. Btw, back when I was 17 and tried to get into nightclubs I just ordered one off some website. Just look up something like "fake ID" and read the reviews. They're pretty cheap.
 
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an0ncel said:
Mogs me. I haven't had sex in 17 years. As i'm 17 i can't see escorts yet. :feelsseriously:
when do you turn 18

Uglyme said:
Not to ruin your dream or anything, but make sure those are legit foids and not some gangsters using fake ads who will later leave you in a tub with no kidneys.
this
 
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Uglyme said:
Not to ruin your dream or anything, but make sure those are legit foids and not some gangsters using fake ads who will later leave you in a tub with no kidneys.
lmao where are u from? you must live in a very insecure neighbourhood, nah man I've escortcelled here before and never happened anything to me.
 
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generally they won't take both kidneys,only one of them,so OP won't die anyway
 
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Based? But for 150 Eurobux you could coom into 5 SE Asia foids.

Also gib site, I want to troll whores.
 
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PPEcel said:
i havent had sex in 5 days i dont see escorts that often
 
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happy birthday because i wont be here to remember it in 7 months
 
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RainerNLM said:
fuck you you stupid faggot giving all your money to whores i hope you die
 
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Broly said:
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Lol. :feelshaha:
AllanKing said:
generally they won't take both kidneys,only one of them,so OP won't die anyway
Lol. :feelshaha:
 
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an0ncel said:
EU. Problem is that i look younger then 17, i have no idea how to make a fake ID, and the biggest problem is since i don't have a car and i live with my parents, idk how i would go to see a escort. But i'm gonna make a more detailed thread about this i think in the future.
Same here. I'm 18 but look 11-12 so escorts would reject me for sure.
 
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AllanKing said:
generally they won't take both kidneys,only one of them,so OP won't die anyway
I'd rather have both my kidneys taken than living the rest of my life crippled.
 
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enjoy herpes and aids:feelsYall:
 
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govnyaker said:
enjoy herpes and aids:feelsYall:
aids is very hard to catch if you're not homo and jfl at other std's, normies catch std's all the time.

keep coping.
 
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chad is the one who has bareback sex thousand times and never gets std:lul:
you will get it first time you fuk escort without rubber:feelsEhh:
jk, id do the same if i could, however prostitution is illegal where i live
 
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BeatsMonster23 said:
One foid even said that she needs the money ASAP because she lost her job and has kids to feed, knowing that I could be fucking her like the slave she is, fills me with determination to keep going.
lifefuel
govnyaker said:
enjoy herpes and aids:feelsYall:
greycel cope
 
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150 is too cheap for a hit foid, sounds like a trap or a setup, I’d be careful
 
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If you pay hoes to have sex, get the fuck out of this website, this is not for you.
 
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copecel2 said:
If you pay hoes to have sex, get the fuck out of this website, this is not for you.
Are you the gatekeeper of this website? no? then fuck off :feelsUgh:
 
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This is why prostitution should be legalized.
 
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BeatsMonster23 said:
I have now a harem of 5 foids waiting for me to set up the encounter,​
OP all of your acceptances are from the same male police officer and if he sets up the meet then he will send a female undercover to arrest you
PPEcel said:
people looking to mug and rob you
also this, though aren't mug/rob synonyms?
RainerNLM said:
fuck all richcels
150 euros is apparently 177 american 222 canadian, which sounds actually pretty cheap from what I've heard of escort rates being 500-1000 per hour
an0ncel said:
haven't had sex in 17 years
I double you son
Uglyme said:
gangsters using fake ads who will later leave you in a tub with no kidneys
also this
PPEcel said:
i havent had sex in 5 days i dont see escorts that often
weekly is often for us, it only seems infrequent to chad

tbh even monthly or annually would feel often to me
 
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BeatsMonster23 said:
BTW the risk makes it better IMO
Its exactly like buying weed before it was legal. Every foid is a prostitute now even just to try it once or even while in a relationship to get a gift she wants
 
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