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It's Over I planned my whole week to go to an escort today but it's raining strongly

Mainländer

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Fuck, I did the effort to do a micro nofap, separated the money, bought some condoms and now this.

The whorehose I go to gets ridiculously empty when it rains and I don't want to pay the exorbitant prices in the most luxurious closed ones downtown.

Right today where I'm feeling especially needy and subhuman :feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Lmao just run incel game
 
Why no fap before Escort? You won't last long at all and waste your money.
 
how much do you pay? is she ugly?
 
What is the quality of those shores? And how much do they cost? Do they do anal? Can you urinate on them?
 
Fuck, I did the effort to do a micro nofap, separated the money, bought some condoms and now this.

The whorehose I go to gets ridiculously empty when it rains and I don't want to pay the exorbitant prices in the most luxurious closed ones downtown.

Right today where I'm feeling especially needy and subhuman :feelsrope::feelsrope:
I hope you get an STD.
What is the quality of those shores? And how much do they cost? Do they do anal? Can you urinate on them?
They will urinate on your ugly face.
how much do you pay? is she ugly?
No, you're ugly.
Lmao just run incel game
Yep. Escortcels need to die a horrible death.
 
Fuck, I did the effort to do a micro nofap, separated the money, bought some condoms and now this.

The whorehose I go to gets ridiculously empty when it rains and I don't want to pay the exorbitant prices in the most luxurious closed ones downtown.

Right today where I'm feeling especially needy and subhuman :feelsrope::feelsrope:
That really sucks dude, make a new date to tie you over and use other copes
Lmao just run incel game
LMAO
 
Over for raincels
 
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I'm gonna go have my first threesome with these two qt's. Yes they are escorts. You jelly, non-escortcels?
Id walk over 2 miles of broken glas barefoot and go 3 days without food for a 1.5% chance to lick their feet
 
Blowing huge loads on escorts is the best cope there is.
Do they let you blow your load anywhere on them? and do you take any kind of supplements like zinc to help with sperm production?
 
Id walk over 2 miles of broken glas barefoot and go 3 days without food for a 1.5% chance to lick their feet
Very appropriate username.

Do they let you blow your load anywhere on them? and do you take any kind of supplements like zinc to help with sperm production?
They often let you nut on their bobs or body. Some will let you nut in their face or mouth for extra $$$. Never tried that though I just nut inside them in the condom. I wanna minimize the risk of getting STDs.
 
Fuck, I did the effort to do a micro nofap, separated the money, bought some condoms and now this.

The whorehose I go to gets ridiculously empty when it rains and I don't want to pay the exorbitant prices in the most luxurious closed ones downtown.

Right today where I'm feeling especially needy and subhuman :feelsrope::feelsrope:
Wait, why does it get empty when it rains?
 
Very appropriate username.


They often let you nut on their bobs or body. Some will let you nut in their face or mouth for extra $$$. Never tried that though I just nut inside them in the condom. I wanna minimize the risk of getting STDs.
How does cumming on their boobs or face increase STDS? you're more likely to get an STD with a condom on than you are cumming on her body.
 
How does cumming on their boobs or face increase STDS? you're more likely to get an STD with a condom on than you are cumming on her body.
No I meant nutting in their mouth.
 
how much do you pay? is she ugly?
Usually something like 20-25 dollars. Yes, they're all 1-5/10 in range

What is the quality of those shores? And how much do they cost? Do they do anal? Can you urinate on them?
Bad. Some do anal. Never asked for it, good suggestion.
I hope you get an STD.

They will urinate on your ugly face.

No, you're ugly.

Yep. Escortcels need to die a horrible death.
Are you giving me your sister to relieve my high T needs? Are you fixing cucked western society and allowing me have a decent virgin wife?

If not, fuck off and don't criticize my escortcope.

That really sucks dude, make a new date to tie you over and use other copes

LMAO
I can't wait anymore, will end up fapping. Too high T and too addicted, I'm already trembling and have a racing heart.

Over for raincels
Truth.

Wait, why does it get empty when it rains?
It's a mostly opened place, people walk around in alleys.
 
Why you buy condoms ?

Usually them have condoms because they are afraid that clients bring perfurated ones that will rupture during sex.
 
Why you buy condoms ?

Usually them have condoms because they are afraid that clients bring perfurated ones that will rupture during sex.

Incels like to carry condoms, hoping to get laid. Normies never do this.
 
Targeted attack.
Are you giving me your sister to relieve my high T needs? Are you fixing cucked western society and allowing me have a decent virgin wife?

If not, fuck off and don't criticize my escortcope.

Fuck you and fuck your family. I hope you rope and kill yourself you ugly subhuman loser.
 
Fuck you and fuck your family. I hope you rope and kill yourself you ugly subhuman loser.
You sound stressed. Why don't you go empty your nutsack in an escort? It'll make you feel better.
 
Fuck you and fuck your family. I hope you rope and kill yourself you ugly subhuman loser.
What's wrong? I'd try it if I had money and it weren't illegal here.
 
Cucktears exposed
Im an incel but i dont agree with escortceling at all. You shouldn't give women money just to have sex. Why the fuck should you make this disgusting females rich because your little micro dick needs to get wet? Fuck off and fuck you, get aids and get jailed bitch.
 
I'm too paranoid about possible LE stings to go around contacting random escorts.
 
Im an incel but i dont agree with escortceling at all. You shouldn't give women money just to have sex. Why the fuck should you make this disgusting females rich because your little micro dick needs to get wet? Fuck off and fuck you, get aids and get jailed bitch.

Lol.

And hope what ? That with your atitude you will change the world ?

Nothing can change it.

Foids deny love to you and now your "incel ideology" will deny sex to you....because be honest...there is no other way to us than to pay for it.

In fact foids achived theirs goal, they denied you love and created an ideology that will deny you sex...you are just doing what they want.

At least I will leave this world with something.

Incel isnt an ideology...it's simple "foids dont care about us".
 
Usually something like 20-25 dollars.

Thats absurdly cheap wtf
I could be a NEET scortcel if i could get those prices where i live :feelsmega:
You lucky bastard... enjoy :feelsokman:
 
Thats absurdly cheap wtf
I could be a NEET scortcel if i could get those prices where i live :feelsmega:
You lucky bastard... enjoy :feelsokman:
But remember, we're poor fuckers here in Brazil. Average salary is something like 380-400 dollars.

Even so it's cheap. Yeah, even though the quality isn't great, I do enjoy, it's the best cope tbh. Having been able to experience sex, even if through an escort, has done good to my head.
 
But remember, we're poor fuckers here in Brazil. Average salary is something like 380-400 dollars.

Even so it's cheap. Yeah, even though the quality isn't great, I do enjoy, it's the best cope tbh. Having been able to experience sex, even if through an escort, has done good to my head.

No doubt about it. I have to still fucking imagine how sex would feel :feelsrope:
Also, forgot for a moment that u live in Brazil. So yeah, its not that cheap.
I hope i can do the same :rolleyes:
 
But remember, we're poor fuckers here in Brazil. Average salary is something like 380-400 dollars.

Even so it's cheap. Yeah, even though the quality isn't great, I do enjoy, it's the best cope tbh. Having been able to experience sex, even if through an escort, has done good to my head.

I need to fucking go to brazil wtf, I need to get rich fast and retire there :rage:
 

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