Serious I No Longer Care About My Health At All

[CursedMutantSoul]

I just got my eyes checked because I'm getting lasik surgery.

I used to have anxiety when I got my eyes checked because I was paranoid that they might find eye cancer or something seriously wrong with me that would inexorably lead to either death or serious health programs. I was always that "what if it's cancer?" type guy.

I had zero anxiety this time, because I truly don't give a shit. Even if they said I have eye cancer I wouldn't have cared. I'm just going to Ukraine to join the foreign legion anyway so who gives a fuck.

 

[gracious sub5]

Why will you become cannon fodder for a foreign legion

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why will you become cannon fodder for a foreign legion

They will pay for for it, they will give me food and water, and $3k a month USD.

I would gladly risk my life (5% fatality rate) for that. Even if the fatality rate was 50% I'd do it.

 

[gracious sub5]

They will pay for for it, they will give me food and water, and $3k a month USD.

I would gladly risk my life (5% fatality rate) for that. Even if the fatality rate was 50% I'd do it.

Can't you get welfare from your country

 

[ItsOverMan]

They will pay for for it, they will give me food and water, and $3k a month USD.

I would gladly risk my life (5% fatality rate) for that. Even if the fatality rate was 50% I'd do it.

I feel like being in the military might suck if you're an incel. I've heard the bullying is bad.

 

[zd60]

haven't cared about my health in years

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Can't you get welfare from your country

Welfare is $600 a month in my province and that's not even enough to cover rent. You literally cannot survive off welfare. Most people on welfare are drug dealers on the side or panhandle

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

I feel like being in the military might suck if you're an incel. I've heard the bullying is bad.

This isn't sitting on a base where everyone is bored this is actual combat.

 

[poorenglishcel]

Man....is there no other job you can do? Wouldn't want a brocel to die in a pointless war.

 

[gracious sub5]

Welfare is $600 a month in my province and that's not even enough to cover rent. You literally cannot survive off welfare. Most people on welfare are drug dealers on the side or panhandle

Fair, hope you will survive and keep posting on .is

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Man....is there no other job you can do? Wouldn't want a brocel to die in a pointless war.

Like what? Every other job requires "experience" which you need a job to get. My only experience is in Finance which is now a dead industry with almost zero hiring.

Fair, hope you will survive and keep posting on .is

Appreciate it broski.

 

[Poopless One]

haven't cared about my health in years

 

[pleksus]

İ have higher chance to develope eye cancer than finding gf.

 

[xek000000kk]

Don’t get LASIK surgery, you idiot—they’ll kill your eyes.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Don’t get LASIK surgery, you idiot—they’ll kill your eyes.

That hasn't happened to a single person in history you fucking MORON

 

[Ambush]

They will pay for for it, they will give me food and water, and $3k a month USD.

I would gladly risk my life (5% fatality rate) for that. Even if the fatality rate was 50% I'd do it.

Why not come to U.S, you can become an officer there.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why not come to U.S, you can become an officer there.

You cannot immigrate to the U.S unless you have a million dollars to buy a golden citizenship pass or whatever the fuck it’s called