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Venting I need to win the lottery I have nothing else

Samurai

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I'm a failure in all aspects of life. I'm lonely, depressed, and society rejects me. Everyone hates me. I want to win the lottery so I can have no life problems and charge evil fornication havers high rent, sending my officers to body slam them if they try and protest the high rent. I want to get out of Europe and escape my own mind.
 
The real lottery is genetic lottery, sure having money would mean not having to wage slave wihich would cure half of my depression but still you will never be a tall loved chad.
And no ERmaxxing and blieeeeeevingggg you are gonna WIN you just gotta believeeeeee bwo XD not gonna make u win the lottery tbhtbh.
 
The real lottery is genetic lottery, sure having money would mean not having to wage slave wihich would cure half of my depression but still you will never be a tall loved chad.
And no ERmaxxing and blieeeeeevingggg you are gonna WIN you just gotta believeeeeee bwo XD not gonna make u win the lottery tbhtbh.
Since I was a child I have believed I could win. I've only bought two tickets and both times was only one number away from becoming a millionaire. I just need to keep grinding until I win
 
I've only bought two tickets and both times was only one number away from becoming a millionaire.
you can buy more than one ticket at a time
 
you can buy more than one ticket at a time
I have thought about getting the cheaper tickets and buying 30 of them each month (which would accumulate to £30) so I can increase my chances by 30%
 
You are like ER now. He also wanted to win the lottery
 
I'm a failure in all aspects of life. I'm lonely, depressed, and society rejects me. Everyone hates me. I want to win the lottery so I can have no life problems and charge evil fornication havers high rent, sending my officers to body slam them if they try and protest the high rent. I want to get out of Europe and escape my own mind.
You will just lose money the odds in any lottery are about one in 300 million. That's about 1 in 292.2 million for Powerball and 1 in 302.6 million for Mega millions it is more likely that you will get struck by lightning.
 
30 of them each month (which would accumulate to £30)
That's more or less how much I put in when I'm in a gambling mood. Go for it if it's a negligible part of your budget.

You will just lose money the odds in any lottery are about one in 300 million. That's about 1 in 292.2 million for Powerball and 1 in 302.6 million for Mega millions it is more likely that you will get struck by lightning.
just do nothing theory
 
That's more or less how much I put in when I'm in a gambling mood. Go for it if it's a negligible part of your budget.


just do nothing theory
Just light you're money on fire theory
 
I'm a failure in all aspects of life. I'm lonely, depressed, and society rejects me. Everyone hates me. I want to win the lottery so I can have no life problems and charge evil fornication havers high rent, sending my officers to body slam them if they try and protest the high rent. I want to get out of Europe and escape my own mind.

If you do win can you please hire me to be the property manager? I’ll make sure to go out of my way to make sex havers and Stacey’s lives horrible!
 
Don't worry christcuck, have faith in God and he will help you like he did with your genetics :feelskek:
 
I'm a failure in all aspects of life. I'm lonely, depressed, and society rejects me. Everyone hates me. I want to win the lottery so I can have no life problems and charge evil fornication havers high rent, sending my officers to body slam them if they try and protest the high rent. I want to get out of Europe and escape my own mind.
I hate humanity too at least if we were rich those horrible selfish creatures that I call humans would give us company even if they are fake
 
I've been coping with the lottery for years, fuck that shit tbh, it only gives you false hope.
 
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Delusional fool.
 
Say that when I am a millionaire
You are one of tens of thousands of low-IQ retards who have convinced themselves that they will win the lottery regardless of the odds because they are special somehow. If God exists, he's probably laughing at you for being such a gullible retard who doesn't realize that the lottery only exists to enrich those who run it.
 
You are one of tens of thousands of low-IQ retards who have convinced themselves that they will win the lottery regardless of the odds because they are special somehow. If God exists, he's probably laughing at you for being such a gullible retard who doesn't realize that the lottery only exists to enrich those who run it.
I thought everyone knew samurai was a retard.
 
I thought everyone knew samurai was a retard.
Nah, some people continue to side with him even though he's the most unlikable regular on this forum. He's not even retarded in a funny way except for when he rages and makes a fool of himself like a lolcow.
 
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Nah, some people continue to side with him even though he's the most unlikable regular on this forum. He's not even retarded in a funny way.
Exactly. He’s an egotistical piece of shit who thinks that God is right in everything and will shittalk those who even slightly disagree with him. Why he was un-permabanned, we shall never know.
 
Don't want to be a buzzkiller but the lottery is rigged for you to lose. Do you think kikes would actually throw away their own money just cause of some subhuman goy got lucky?
 
The real lottery is genetic lottery
:blackpill::bigbrain:

It's the only lottery that truly matters in life. Money cannot buy top tier genetics. We've had some threads here offering the choice between some amount of money and top tier genetics. Admittedly, I've chosen the money in some instances, but only when the amount is so high that it gives you the option to make/change history.
 

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