Gaming I need to hear girls talk to me, what video games should I play for that?

[Sheogorath]

I was playing left4dead last week and a couple games there was a girl playing and it was nice to hear her chat

I want to hear more of that, it distracts me from my woes

I feel alone and depressed and isolated and just want to be acknowledged for sharing my pills with her and using my med pack on her and knocking hunters off her and picking her up

 

[Deleted member 36666]

NT-mogs me, I'm too shy and low-skilled to play any kind of an online game or use voice chat.

The ideal scenario for you would be finding a mixed gender group to play co-op games with, like Borderlands, Halo or GTA Online.

That is never happening though because girls don't need to seek out anything like this, and even if they do, they must have entire armies of simps already, available to be with them online 24/7.

 

[Saint Cho]

Women are for fucking, not conversation.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

I bought GTA 5 hacks for £50 and hunted down some bitch on the game, RDM'd her simps on sight and drove the bitch's car into the sea. Join any normie discord and you'll find some women talking non-stop to their simp retinue.

 

[coping_manlet]

why would you want to hear a gross shrieky stacy voice when you're not gonna get your dick wet as result from such suffering

 

[Sheogorath]

NT-mogs me, I'm too shy and low-skilled to play any kind of an online game or use voice chat.

I'm not actually using the voice chat, I'm just typing and doing nonverbal stuff like team cooperation

I have a headset w/ a microphone but am too high-inhib to set it up

The ideal scenario for you would be finding a mixed gender group to play co-op games with, like Borderlands, Halo or GTA Online.

last thing I should be doing is buying shit but it might be nice to have a wall mount TV with a console hooked up for online play and some ergonomic controller

something I can lie on my back instead of a chair

That is never happening though because girls don't need to seek out anything like this, and even if they do, they must have entire armies of simps already, available to be with them online 24/7.

there was this lady w/ a southern accent who was very polite and a nice team player, wish I could encounter her again

if there's girls doing L4D they'd be doing other games

they're just rare unicorns which is why it was such a pleasant surprise to hear her and that other one

 

[Urekkim]

I play Cod sometimes and everytime I hear a Foid in a public lobby, just annoys the fuck outta me. Dont get how you can find joyment in that.

 

[Sheogorath]

why would you want to hear a gross shrieky stacy voice when you're not gonna get your dick wet as result from such suffering

they were actually pretty smooth and unshrieky and pleasant to hear tbh, very counter to stereotype

I'm just pining for that, I'm really low on non-toxic interactions, even just teaming up on a game that's already getting bit boring... who knew L4D and L4D2 had so few levels and it's so quick to learn all the zombie types

no wonder people hunt achievements and challenge higher dififculties

 

[Deleted member 36666]

last thing I should be doing is buying shit

Halo is extremely cheap on Steam and I got Borderlands with GTA for free on Epic Store.

there was this lady w/ a southern accent who was very polite and a nice team player, wish I could encounter her again

if there's girls doing L4D they'd be doing other games

they're just rare unicorns which is why it was such a pleasant surprise to hear her and that other one

Shouldn't it be easy to track her down to see what games she's playing? What was it, "players you've played with" tab?

 

[Sheogorath]

Shouldn't it be easy to track her down to see what games she's playing? What was it, "players you've played with" tab?

in theory, if I bothered to write down her username, should've thought of that I guess

 

[Reprisial]

Dead by daylight and fortnite

 

[Escthectrler]

NT-mogs me, I'm too shy and low-skilled to play any kind of an online game or use voice chat.

The ideal scenario for you would be finding a mixed gender group to play co-op games with, like Borderlands, Halo or GTA Online.

That is never happening though because girls don't need to seek out anything like this, and even if they do, they must have entire armies of simps already, available to be with them online 24/7.

I could have said it better myself

 

[senses fail]

why you'd want to game with a dumb slut is beyond me but bro play valorant then. I knew a guy who had a team entirely comprised of foids. jfl imagine a game tailored for whores; its valorant.

 

[Inceloner]

Cunts shouldnt be playing games. Games are for males.

 

[Caesercel]

I'm too shy and low-skilled to play any kind of an online game or use voice chat.

 

[CoomerCommander]

Yeah man you should not do what you're doing. Fuck that. That's digging a deeper grave.

 

[Sheogorath]

Yeah man you should not do what you're doing. Fuck that. That's digging a deeper grave.

encountering foids just makes me pine for them more which is why I shouldn't play w/ people and just watch anime 1sided at least then I know the girls aren't real

 

[Deleted member 36666]

encountering foids just makes me pine for them more which is why I shouldn't play w/ people and just watch anime 1sided at least then I know the girls aren't real

Speaking of which, where did you get the doodle for your avi? The coconut lady? It looks to good to be some generic stock picture.

 

[Sheogorath]

Speaking of which, where did you get the doodle for your avi? The coconut lady? It looks to good to be some generic stock picture.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

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Hehe, of course it's Florida

 

[Restart80]

I bought GTA 5 hacks for £50 and hunted down some bitch on the game, RDM'd her simps on sight and drove the bitch's car into the sea. Join any normie discord and you'll find some women talking non-stop to their simp retinue.

That sounds like some quality lifefuel.

 

[Deleted member 31361]

Apex Legends. A lot of women there, particularly the Belgium servers.

Almost every other Caustic, Fuse and Lifeline (obviously) is played by a french/english speaking woman.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Apex Legends. A lot of women there, particularly the Belgium servers.

Almost every other Caustic, Fuse and Lifeline (obviously) is played by a french/english speaking woman.

Fuck, I got filtered immediately by this game. I find Fortnite and Warzone a whole lot easier.
Remember the weird BR mode in CS:GO? That too was kinda okay.

 

[Deleted member 31361]

Fuck, I got filtered immediately by this game. I find Fortnite and Warzone a whole lot easier.
Remember the weird BR mode in CS:GO? That too was kinda okay.

Apex is not that difficult brocel. Just don't be a coward when in a fight, play aggressive legends like ash, bangalore, octane and revenant. Push like your life depends on it. Its how you get invited to a party with TWO females . I felt like a badass last night. Me and my two waifus, I had to impress.

 

[Sheogorath]

Apex is not that difficult brocel. Just don't be a coward when in a fight, play aggressive legends like ash, bangalore, octane and revenant. Push like your life depends on it. Its how you get invited to a party with TWO females . I felt like a badass last night. Me and my two waifus, I had to impress.

can I play a loli in this game

 

[Deleted member 31361]

can I play a loli in this game

Lifeline and Wraith are both under 5 feet

Rampart is 19

Wattson looks, sounds, moves and has mannerisms of a 'young' foid

No you cannot play as a loli

 

[kanyepilled]

I bought GTA 5 hacks for £50 and hunted down some bitch on the game, RDM'd her simps on sight and drove the bitch's car into the sea. Join any normie discord and you'll find some women talking non-stop to their simp retinue.

why did you pay 50 euros for cheats? modest menu is free.

 

[Robtical]

Halo is extremely cheap on Steam and I got Borderlands with GTA for free on Epic Store.

Ragefuel. I missed getting them for free on epic. I'll get halo first because I was decent at it when I used to play the old version.

 

[fast_curry]

glados is top-tier waifu material. She talks to you all the time.

 

[Sheogorath]

Lifeline and Wraith are both under 5 feet

I'm seeing 5'4" listed for Wraith and no height lifted for Lifeline on the wiki, where you get those stats?

Rampart is 19

wiki says 21

Wattson looks, sounds, moves and has mannerisms of a 'young' foid
No you cannot play as a loli

she's 22 but at 5'4" seems loliesque enough for me to enjoy

would prefer not to attach extenrals to watch stuff just long storage

it's advertised on steam as 56gb but actually says it needs 77.8 when I try to install. Either way I have less than 54 left to work with, gotta finish some anime

 

[nice_try]

Hi OP.
don't listen to the fakecels who are talking shit.
I've been incel for 31 years and I'm so desperate for female interaction that I also like to hear female voices in the voicechat.
It's lifefuel, they sound so nice and soft and cute, fuck.
The best game is probably World of Warcraft and join a guild with alot of foids in it. They will have to talk when you're doing raids.
But honestly, real foids are rare in gaming. You could try going for npc voids.
Try Bioshock Infinite. You have a foid companion in this game who will talk to you. It's nice.
You can also play Skyrim and get a wife there. Buiild a house and your wife will always be in your house, you can come back to your wife after slaying some trolls n shit. It's cool.

 

[pixy.]

I met a few women when I played overwatch but the game has been bleeding players for years so idk how viable that would be.
Pretty much any normie shit battle royal should have a few female players but they will probably be queuing with their BFs

 

[iamsubhuman]

Women are for fucking, not conversation.

lol based

 

[nice_try]

I met a few women when I played overwatch but the game has been bleeding players for years so idk how viable that would be.
Pretty much any normie shit battle royal should have a few female players but they will probably be queuing with their BFs

Bro, I would tryhard so bad every time I had a foid in my overwatch team.
Foids are literally the lifefuel of men, it's just a sad truth.
Too bad actiivision blizzard killed overwatch, it was such an amazing game, the only game I would play.

 

[pixy.]

Bro, I would tryhard so bad every time I had a foid in my overwatch team.

Really? Over for you then.

I just harrassed them and called them trash every time I played with one

 

[nice_try]

Really? Over for you then.

I just harrassed them and called them trash every time I played with one

what do you excpect from a 31yo khhv wizardcel

 

[ItsOver4cel]

That is never happening though because girls don't need to seek out anything like this, and even if they do, they must have entire armies of simps already, available to be with them online 24/7.

this tbh
I was in a discord server to look for random people in LoL, and god was that server full of simps asking for a woman to play with. Even worse when you joined a voice chat and the guys would constantly ignore you to talk with the whore (who also tend to play support and be garbage at the game).

 

[Sheogorath]

best game is probably World of Warcraft and join a guild with alot of foids in it. They will have to talk when you're doing raids.

I tried that ou but the GB even just for the demo kept bloating so i uninstalled to clear some space

the gameplay was hard to get into tbh not that many options or thinking, maybe it gets better after demo?

went back to hearthstone, wish that had voice

Try Bioshock Infinite. You have a foid companion in this game who will talk to you. It's nice.
You can also play Skyrim and get a wife there. Buiild a house and your wife will always be in your house, you can come back to your wife after slaying some trolls n shit. It's cool.

loli wife or that need a mod? skyrim also doesn't sound free

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Ragefuel. I missed getting them for free on epic. I'll get halo first because I was decent at it when I used to play the old version.

Epic is a doo doo ass launcher, you're not missing out on much. Right now it's unreachable because soys are all trying to claim Shenmue III

at 5'4" seems loliesque enough for me to enjoy

>tfw your height is in "loliesque" territory
It never even began

Apex is not that difficult brocel. Just don't be a coward when in a fight, play aggressive legends like ash, bangalore, octane and revenant. Push like your life depends on it. Its how you get invited to a party with TWO females . I felt like a badass last night. Me and my two waifus, I had to impress.

As I said, these games are hard for me as is, but I suppose it can't be that bad. I actually like Titanfall 2 for it's SP, it's basically the same game.

this tbh
I was in a discord server to look for random people in LoL, and god was that server full of simps asking for a woman to play with. Even worse when you joined a voice chat and the guys would constantly ignore you to talk with the whore (who also tend to play support and be garbage at the game).

This is why we need to crush sexism in all media and push women everywhere, amirite guys?

 

[Robtical]

Epic is a doo doo ass launcher, you're not missing out on much. Right now it's unreachable because soys are all trying to claim Shenmue III

I'll probably get it too.

 

[JohnDoe]

I find lots of foids when I play cod mw. don't know why you want to talk to -iq though

 

[nice_try]

I tried that ou but the GB even just for the demo kept bloating so i uninstalled to clear some space

the gameplay was hard to get into tbh not that many options or thinking, maybe it gets better after demo?

went back to hearthstone, wish that had voice


loli wife or that need a mod? skyrim also doesn't sound free

no, you don't need a mod in skyrim for having a wife.
the game is of course not free.
Wow isn't free either.
May I ask, how poor are you?

 

[Deleted member 3129]

why did you pay 50 euros for cheats? modest menu is free.

Had nothing else to spend it on, and wanted undetectable premium external cheats.

 

[Sheogorath]

no, you don't need a mod in skyrim for having a wife.
the game is of course not free.
Wow isn't free either.
May I ask, how poor are you?

I could afford it I'm just thrifty and want to save for downpayment some day so fuck monthly blizz bils

 

[nice_try]

I could afford it I'm just thrifty and want to save for downpayment some day so fuck monthly blizz bils

Understandable. I don't play it anymore, the blizzard we love is no more, it's activision now. They're doing nothing for the players anymore so it's not fair to have that monthly payment.

 

[Sheogorath]

Understandable. I don't play it anymore, the blizzard we love is no more, it's activision now. They're doing nothing for the players anymore so it's not fair to have that monthly payment.

can't imagine paying monthly for any game as I'm so inconsistent about what I play and there's so much free stuff I haven't tried

 

[Ghostbuster15k]

muvluv

 

[Sheogorath]

isnt that a visual novel, I remember hearing of Muvluv alternative

 

[Genetic Error]

Women are for fucking, not conversation.