I might have the kung flu

[ionlycopenow]

I'm coofing hard. I have mild, potential fever symptoms surfacing. I have runny nose. Eyes are burning up. Could be a cold. Could be just a generic flu? But if it's kung flu, I've easily came into contact within 1000 people in the past month. Means I've infected them all as well. I've also handled a bunch of stuff at my job as well which is now shipped off to other countries. Not all is dark at the end of the tunnel...

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Go find out in a test or something.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Unless you’re in Oregon/Washington you don’t have RiceCel virus

 

[ionlycopenow]

Unless you’re in Oregon/Washington you don’t have RiceCel virus

Try near Toronto

 

[Deleted member 21908]

It's probably a regular cold bro, but if you're lucky, corona chan has found you

 

[ionlycopenow]

It's probably a regular cold bro, but if you're lucky, corona chan has found you

I live in an area with a shithole of Asians and ethnics

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Try near Toronto

I don’t think the virus is in Canada?

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Try near Toronto

Go outside and give everyone hell.

Toronto is hell on Earth, make it even worse

 

[ionlycopenow]

I don’t think the virus is in Canada?

It absolutely is

 

[Deleted member 4999]

It absolutely is

Over

 

[ionlycopenow]

Over

I will see how I am tomorrow .

No matter what though, still going to work and sneezing on everyone . I get paid for it too. Life fuel

 

[Monk of Failure]

Perchance, it's corona

 

[Blackpill Rage]

I've easily came into contact within 1000 people in the past month.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Beyond over for OP

Perchance, it's corona

 

[ionlycopenow]

Beyond over for OP

If it's actually it I will die 100%. I have a bad immune system and lungs. But if it actually is the real thing it means I'm taking down alot of people with me

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Corona chan has found another senpai.

 

[based_meme]

Get out thERe and do your part.

 

[Ihatereddit]

Please sneeze on a gender studies door knob room in minecraft

 

[ItsOver4cel]

If it's actually it I will die 100%. I have a bad immune system and lungs. But if it actually is the real thing it means I'm taking down alot of people with me

Based thoughts you got thERe ngl
But yeah such a shitty way to die tbh better hope u didn't catch it

 

[Kent]

Cough out your window.

 

[The Abyss]

If it's actually it I will die 100%. I have a bad immune system and lungs. But if it actually is the real thing it means I'm taking down alot of people with me

News report: Incels deliberately spreading coronavirus in an ER domestic terrorism plot.

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Go to a frat party

 

[Deleted member 24020]

I just had a cold.

 

[Deleted member 19116]

Go outside on coof on people. I live in the Netherlands and today I'm going to Amsterdam hoping to catch the disease. I want to die, and take others with me.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Get out thERe and do your part.

Op is a shahid in the making inshallah

 

[Uglyme]

Go to the hospital, they would treat you like an alien in quarantine but they could save you. Besides probably is just a regular flu

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Please sneeze on a gender studies door knob room in minecraft

 

[failmaxxed]

get well soon
but not the normalfags you infect

 

[Konon]

Unless you’re in Oregon/Washington you don’t have RiceCel virus

I love how Americans don't even consider other countries even exist.

 

[Blackpill Rage]

I love how Americans don't even consider other countries even exist.

What other countries?

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Go outside on coof on people. I live in the Netherlands and today I'm going to Amsterdam hoping to catch the disease. I want to die, and take others with me.

BASED

 

[Deleted member 21908]

@ionlycopenow update us if you caught the China disease

 

[Rambocel]

I'm coofing hard. I have mild, potential fever symptoms surfacing. I have runny nose. Eyes are burning up. Could be a cold. Could be just a generic flu? But if it's kung flu, I've easily came into contact within 1000 people in the past month. Means I've infected them all as well. I've also handled a bunch of stuff at my job as well which is now shipped off to other countries. Not all is dark at the end of the tunnel...

Should probably kill yourself.

 

[BarbarianCel]

If this is true then I'm definitely fucked.

 

[ionlycopenow]

@ionlycopenow update us if you caught the China disease

Fevers worse, but I don't think it's Corona so far cough isn't dry anymore

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Go find out in a test or something.

 

[Yerberito]

Go to the doctor

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Go find out in a test or something.

 

[Numb]

nee how corona virus chan hot af

 

[Kurt Gödel]

My tonsils just got swollen and hurt. That's why i don't like coronachan but i desire euthanasia for all humans.