I might have a date tomorrow

[Michael15651]

Setup a Tinder profile and got very few matches. One of the matches though is some blonde chick (6/10) who I’ve been vaguely chatting back and forth with the past 5 days.

I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee tomorrow and she said she’d let me know.

I’m surprised I’ve even gotten this far. 23 years I’ve had ZERO female interaction. No girlfriend, nothing. I’ve been invincible all my life.

I don’t understand what she sees in me. I’m the definition of an incel, just look at my account age. Everyone I’ve known on here have either ascended or died.

Do I have hope at ascending? I’ll update you guys how it went if it goes through.

Kinda anxious ngl

 

[Cryotron]

I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee tomorrow and she said she’d let me know.

she wants free food

 

[Fantasea]

this guy's still here?

 

[Animecel2D]

not surprising at all

 

[TheGrayWolf]

and I'm 6 years older than you!!

 

[Allah (Real)]

Setup a Tinder profile and got very few matches. One of the matches though is some blonde chick (6/10) who I’ve been vaguely chatting back and forth with the past 5 days.

I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee tomorrow and she said she’d let me know.

I’m surprised I’ve even gotten this far. 23 years I’ve had ZERO female interaction. No girlfriend, nothing. I’ve been invincible all my life.

I don’t understand what she sees in me. I’m the definition of an incel, just look at my account age. Everyone I’ve known on here have either ascended or died.

Do I have hope at ascending? I’ll update you guys how it went if it goes through.

Kinda anxious ngl

could be catfish, just go for it and report back, and if it goes well inshaAllah get yourself banned by ascension

 

[tulasdanslos]

Proof the uniform turns women on. Don't let the door slam shut on your way out.

 

[Friezacel]

she wants free food

That would be true if they would go to a restaurant. But a coffee doesnt cost the world

 

[Butane]

Why does every nigga pick the cheesy first date coffee option.

 

[Fevet]

You should neck yourself

 

[Fantasea]

not surprising at all

mods always leaving obvious fakecels untouched and nuking shitposters instead.

 

[Animecel2D]

you WILL end up in this thread sooner or later

https://incels.is/threads/ascended-users-megathread.690831/

 

[Cryotron]

That would be true if they would go to a restaurant. But a coffee doesnt cost the world

will see what will actually happen

 

[Fantasea]

@NIGGER BOJANGLES got an 80% for an AVI repost and look how this fakecel's treated by the mods

People don’t understand how hard it is to be ugly

I’m not just talking about the general struggles or not being handsome enough for anyone. I’m talking about how NO ONE believes you. I’m 23 years old and have everything, M3, house, make well into 6 figures, get along with all my coworkers… BUT never had friends or had any girl attracted to me...

incels.is

 

[Animecel2D]

mods always leaving obvious fakecels untouched and nuking shitposters instead.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I mean if she was attracted to you she would've just said yes. Don't think it'll work out in the long term. Good luck though.

 

[Heaven In Flames]

Mogs me, I'd be lucky if a woman might ever look me in the eyes with neither pity or disgust on her face

 

[boneless goblin]

fakecel

 

[PersonalityChad]

My honest reaction to this information:

 

[PolskiKartofel]

How to be a millionaire at 23? I have only one year to reach your level

 

[Skelly]

My honest reaction to this information:
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In literally every other community getting exiled is a net negative for you

But if you ascend there is nothing but good things coming your way, while leaving your brocels out to rot

 

[cripplecel]

How to be a millionaire at 23? I have only one year to reach your level

Sell drug

 

[cripplecel]

Mogs me nigga, I’ll never have anything close to this.

 

[Wrath]

not surprising at all

 

[poorenglishcel]

not surprising at all

 

[Aether]

If only I joined in 2018 this could have been me...

It's over for 2025cels

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Band?

 

[RyderYe]

fakecel

 

[RyderYe]

Mogs me nigga, I’ll never have anything close to this.

 

[Michael15651]

Update:

I canceled it. Pulled a 16 hour shift last night and got shit to do this afternoon, max I’d get is 2 hours of sleep, no time

 

[SociallyAwkward]

fakecel

 

[Acorn]

"Destined virgin"

Just fucking lol

 

[psyop]

Update:

I canceled it. Pulled a 16 hour shift last night and got shit to do this afternoon, max I’d get is 2 hours of sleep, no time

Bruh

 

[PolskiKartofel]

I canceled it

Volcel moment

 

[KillNiggers]

I seriously don't understand if this guy pays mods to stay here or OG status this strong. Should've been banished a long time ago.

 

[Wrath]

I seriously don't understand if this guy pays mods to stay here or OG status this strong. Should've been banished a long time ago.

he won't be banned until p in v

 

[Fantasea]

he won't be banned until p in v

that shit probably happened ages ago.

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

 

[Paladin]

Destined sexhaver

 

[TooSomething]

Update:

I canceled it. Pulled a 16 hour shift last night and got shit to do this afternoon, max I’d get is 2 hours of sleep, no time

Volcel for sure.

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Update:

I canceled it. Pulled a 16 hour shift last night and got shit to do this afternoon, max I’d get is 2 hours of sleep, no time

How are you gonna pass up on a first ever date just to be a wage-cuck.

 

[RSH]

Setup a Tinder profile and got very few matches. One of the matches though is some blonde chick (6/10) who I’ve been vaguely chatting back and forth with the past 5 days.

I asked her if she wanted to go out for coffee tomorrow and she said she’d let me know.

I’m surprised I’ve even gotten this far. 23 years I’ve had ZERO female interaction. No girlfriend, nothing. I’ve been invincible all my life.

I don’t understand what she sees in me. I’m the definition of an incel, just look at my account age. Everyone I’ve known on here have either ascended or died.

Do I have hope at ascending? I’ll update you guys how it went if it goes through.

Kinda anxious ngl

Word of advice, brotha; If she doesn't ghost you after this date then offer to go for a walk together for the next date because that way she won't gain anything material from the date (such as you paying for her coffee or food) so her only motivation to go on the walk is if she genuinely cares about you

 

[RSH]

Update:

I canceled it. Pulled a 16 hour shift last night and got shit to do this afternoon, max I’d get is 2 hours of sleep, no time

You'd better have fucking rescheduled, for people like us that opportunity isn't exactly something you can throw away and hope to get back

 

[Michael15651]

How are you gonna pass up on a first ever date just to be a wage-cuck.

I needed to sleep

I apologized for bailing on her but got no response back, she hasn’t unadded me either

I got other matches of people liking me so I’ll try with them

Honestly this is way too much effort. I’m just down to fuck, not tryna get to know them tbh..

 

[Wolnir]

oink oink

 

[Fantasea]

I needed to sleep

I apologized for bailing on her but got no response back, she hasn’t unadded me either

I got other matches of people liking me so I’ll try with them

Honestly this is way too much effort. I’m just down to fuck, not tryna get to know them tbh..

 

[Fantasea]

this forum's a fucking joke

 

[Hoodpreet]

But if you ascend there is nothing but good things coming your way

Ehh it really depends. If you can somehow manage to get genuine attraction, then yeah. But if you end up an oofy-doofy I don't really think that's an enviable position

 

[Leon98]

My honest reaction to this information:
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[Castizo O' Toole]

>go on incel forum
>talk about getting a date
Retard