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Blackpill I made a vow to God that I would never marry and never have a girlfriend

undertaker77

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I spent many years praying to God for a wife/girlfriend but it never happened. For many years I prayed to God to help me find a nice woman for myself but God didn't answer those prayers. I then became a middle aged man and I realised that I was now too old and took creepy to find a wife/girlfriend so I made vows to God that I would never get married, vows to God that I would never have a girlfriend and and vows to God that I would never be in a relationship with a woman. That was me letting go of false hope that I could have a wife/girlfriend.
 
I hope those vows are broken someday
 
Here we go again with the God stuff....

Make It Stop The Office GIF
 
man, feels like reading too much retard GaYCels made me a retard also, i need to go
 
Relatable. But whats the point in wows over something it won't happen anyway. While i was on a walk yesterday pass a Nazarene church, i thought of something. WHat if we are predestined to be Nazarites? Like Samson. To never cut our hair, not drink alcohol and to not have a foid. I like my hair long, alcohol makes me nauseous and gf i cant get anyway. But i dont feel blessed or have a superstrenght. I can barely bench 60kg.
 
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Based volcel.
 
so now you definitely ain't getting a gf lol
 
You don't have to make a vow or an oath to not find a GF

It will never happen anyways if you're a true incel buddy boyo
 
Either volcel or giga cope
 
Also, it would be too easy and kinda nonsense of a vow, it's like praying you get out of a prison when you can't, so you vow to stay there
 
I spent many years praying to God for a wife/girlfriend but it never happened. For many years I prayed to God to help me find a nice woman for myself but God didn't answer those prayers. I then became a middle aged man and I realised that I was now too old and took creepy to find a wife/girlfriend so I made vows to God that I would never get married, vows to God that I would never have a girlfriend and and vows to God that I would never be in a relationship with a woman. That was me letting go of false hope that I could have a wife/girlfriend.
you didn't need a vow it will happen regardless, cope
 
As always, the beta uprising is the answer.

But if a foid came to you and took off her clothes would you go back on your vows?
 
God knew you were going to change you're mind and not want one....
 

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