It's Over I lost my virginity today

[Cryotron]

What's the name of the music in your signature

Chris Zabriskie Wonder Cycle

 

[JudeoBiden]

100 euro is not bad for 30 minutes. I'd go to a different whore next time, sounds like you got a garbage one. I don't expect any deluxe treatment, just a blowjob and bending over afterwards. Female body and a pulse is the only hard requirement.

Also pussy is an addiction. Once you've felt it, there's no going back.

 

[naizuri]

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

sounds about right. they are chad only, seen even worse like not being allowed to touch at all or having to put a towel between you especially with attractive popular ones.
what country is this sounds pretty cheap at least?

 

[VλREN]

It’s like reality is disappointing or something

 

[Coldone666]

sounds about right. they are chad only, seen even worse like not being allowed to touch at all or having to put a towel between you especially with attractive popular ones.
what country is this sounds pretty cheap at least?

What the fuck, might as well use your hand.

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

I regret every penny I have given to a whore, rushed sex and done in less than 10 min, I'm debtmaxxing credit cards (a total of 4500$)

It's illegal to escortmaxx where I'm from, that adds up an extra load of stress and worries everytime i do such thing. Never worthed it and I'll never do it again.

Not even a spared red coin to a VVoman again.

Ok amon Goeth..... now let´s gass jEwS together

 

[Operation Miranda]

Brutal.

At least you know what putting your dick in vag feels like now. Kind of.

At least you know we love you bro (no homo.)

Thank you! I appreciate it

Bj with a condom? Bro it was over before it started. Anyways I hope you can recover.

Thanks alot

if the only way possible for someone to get sex was to pay for it theyre still incel, some of you are such pussies. OP is 31 years old and this was his only way, how can you hate on him for that? whats worse is that there are people here who are 6ft+ … and some of them are WHITE. they need to be banned not escortcels

Thank you, i was at my lowest point and couldn't take it no more, i just didn't wanna die a virgin and at least try it once. But this experience just showed me that it's totally over for me

Don't worry brocel, you might be a one formally but it sounds so shitty that it barely should count

Thank you i appreciate it

sounds about right. they are chad only, seen even worse like not being allowed to touch at all or having to put a towel between you especially with attractive popular ones.
what country is this sounds pretty cheap at least?

Alemenia

 

[Max Doltman]

whats worse is that there are people here who are 6ft+ … and some of them are WHITE. they need to be banned

so its just that easy . you 2021 join date retards. another brownigoid retard.

 

[frmentalcel]

so its just that easy . you 2021 join date retards. another brownigoid retard.

*checks join date*

>JoinedJan 1, 2024Posts2,093

*doesnt read a single fucking word*

 

[Laskah]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Lmaooooo. Brutal. Well at least you have it behind you. Btw did you need to reserve the prostitute in advance or why couldn't you just pick one when you arrived?

 

[wastedcodeine]

Chris Zabriskie Wonder Cycle

Thanks

 

[strange_to_be]

Some escortceling tips:

1. Always read reviews online

2. The more ghetto and low SES they are they more they are going to want to get you in and go. This is compounded with high throughput. Ghetto whores will pretend enthusiasm to try to make you cum faster. Most of them will but ghetto whores are shameless (or moronoic) about this.

3. You'll never feel truly bad about it if you think she's hot - this should be a lot easier for you in Europe where hot girls are 1/4th - 1/6th the price. Even the hot Russian ballerina looking chick I banged that just lay their and looked a mixture of disgusted and bored, as annoyed as I was at the end of the day I still fucked her.

4. Agencies, brothels, massage parlors have standards. A girl with a bad attitude will not last. If you are a regular of this place the owners/managers might start using you to screen a new girls performance.

5. Don't worry about getting to know her or making her comfortable. The way you make a whore (or probably any woman) you're about to have sex with feel comfortable is to let her see that you're attracted to her. When you do the opening hug grab/pat her butt. Stare at her tits, comment on what she's wearing. Even if you are disappointed in how they look still aim for this as best you can. Nothing is going to drive a woman's performance down like her feeling not sexy. Visiting an Escort goes - small introductions, get out the cash, make first moves or sit on the bed and let her do it. She'll blow you in hopes that you cum quick and she's done. Then you fuck her, and when you're finished that's when you can talk to her. Whore's (women) really open up after you fuck them. You can also use this time to gauge if she likes you/you like her. I.e. is she ghetto trash? Is she just a 3rd worlder looking to pay for her kids? Is she a moron?

6. Most escorts don't kiss unless explicitly listing GFE. An escorts performance doesn't really vary much from the reviews to how they treat you in my experience, however I think in general the amount of kissing they allow me is less than what I see in reports which I do put down to me having an ugly face.

7. The Red Pill tactics still apply. The more stoic you are, the harder you fuck them, if you pass shit tests (like them trying to upsell you and you saying no) the more likely you are to get a text from them when they're in town or have time again.

 

[Coldone666]

If they looked bored, grossed out or sad that would turn me on. It's a porn fetish I have, I'd love to do it in real life but I'm too chicken.

 

[KHHVcel]

inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now

So you're saying that a millionaire who fucks 10 stacys/day is an incel and can register on this forum? ?

 

[Martes]

inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now

 

[frmentalcel]

So you're saying that a millionaire who fucks 10 stacys/day is an incel and can register on this forum? ?

highly unlikely a truecel will ever be a millionaire but if he was actually hideous and literally couldnt get sex without paying for it even if he tried everything possible then sure honestly i wouldnt care

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

why you were 10 min late? so you only had 20 mins despite paying for 30 mins? but only used less than the 20 mins.

why you got parking ticket? how much? did you intentionally park your car in a place where it was not allowed?

my experience would be like this, but you mog me, since i dont have a car. outside it is -20 Celsius degrees if it is warm day, -40 or more if it is cold day. and i would need to bicycle for 50 km at least to cum in under 10 seconds. in the summer i am too sweaty because it is too hot outside while bicycling, so autumn is best season to visit an escort. because in the spring i get dirty by mud because my bicycle throws it into my back. so i cant go after the snow starts to melt in April. i can only escortcel in late August and September. October is already a full winter here.

 

[gymletethnicel]

@based_meme Must read

 

[based_meme]

@based_meme Must read

Emptiness. It always comes back to that. Once you empty your balls in a condom fucking a whore, the true emptiness you have (and have always had) begins to dawn on you.

Unbelievably Evil.
You can thank the cuck boomers for allowing this to happen.
None of this shit is normal.

Boomers didn't invent prostitution. JFL

 

[Incline]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Sounds like garbage experience

That's why I don't want to hire a western whore, the western brain is already ruined, even the whores will treat you like shit JFL.

That is why I go seamaxx in Pattaya and whoremaxx there.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Boomers didn't invent prostitution. JFL

Prostitution in the past was much better than it is today, an average worker could easily afford it and you could have sex without a condom.

 

[based_meme]

Prostitution in the past was much better than it is today, an average worker could easily afford it and you could have sex without a condom.

I think this is the main advantage. Not using a condom with a whore sounds a risk you really don't need to take. Is five minutes of feeling raw pussy worth the potential risk of having something stay with you for life - something that could kill you, like HIV, or adversely affect your health?

 

[autistandugly]

If you can drive, you are not a trucel. Where

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Where u from?

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I also lost my V to an escort many years ago. I was surprised to last the whole hour, which made me realize that condoms fucking suck. I couldn't feel a thing at all. I suspect she used one of those numbing condoms without telling me. I had to finish myself with my hand when the time was up. It was still worth it because I could smell her juices on my face even on the next day.

 

[Old Ironsides]

Brutal.

 

[Bruce_Bonepresser]

Congratulations on your 100 euro donation to a foid who has already forgotten you exist

Hopefully you at least got your moneys worth

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Absolutely fucking brutal mang.

I'm still a virgin at 30. Definitely want to go to an escort. My story will likely be similar to yours.

 

[Coldone666]

The more expensive ones are supposed to give better service. If it's some 100 dollar, prob won't be great lol.

 

[92 drowsiness?]

Brutal.

 

[honorarycurry]

and i also got a parking ticket

brutal driverlicencepill

 

[R(p)apist1488]

If they looked bored, grossed out or sad that would turn me on. It's a porn fetish I have, I'd love to do it in real life but I'm too chicken.

Porn really does rot your brain, but it is super hard to quit.

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

More proof that fucking hookers is never worth it

 

[MisfitPerson]

Truecel trait:
Having sex is traumatic not fun.


you opened a new pandora box.
You will now escort until you find a better way to validate yourself.

at 31 kissing a hooker as your first kiss..
thats terrible, sorry brocel guess thats awaiting me too

 

[Incel_Doomer]

 

[you are no men]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

Still better then becoming stepdad.

 

[decafincel]

You should have prepped better

There is over the counter spray you can put on your dick to make it less sensitive and last longer

What's it called

 

[wasteofspace]

What's it called

I've tried this with jerking off, and it works. The trick is finding out how much you need. Use too much and it's hard to feel anything or get hard, use too little and it doesnt work enough. But it does work once you figure out how much you need

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[decafincel]

I've tried this with jerking off, and it works. The trick is finding out how much you need. Use too much and it's hard to feel anything or get hard, use too little and it doesnt work enough. But it does work once you figure out how much you need

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Kek, thanks

 

[illumizoldyck]

i have too much pride to escort/whoremaxx
what chad gets for free, you're paying money

also whores are getting more expensive, in my area they are now close to 300-700 dollars
all that to get some starfish sex

 

[Adûnâi]

This is why a dominatrix would be better - she would fuck you for an hour and NOT let you cum. (Technically true.)

 

[RealSchizo]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

kissing CHAD only. Brutal.

 

[Runt171]

Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum

How is this bragging??

 

[Mecoja]

Fucking parket ticket, damn. Traffic warden fucked you harder than she did.

 

[Chang.Beijing]

To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening

still incel but mogs me

 

[Limitcel]

I'm afraid this will happen to me