LeFrenchCel
Suicidal bag of shit
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Congrats, you donated 100€ to a foid who didn't deserved it
Probably awkward just because it's the first time. That's something in common with everyone their first time, escort or not. She also sounded cold though, so I'm sure she didn't help.To a escort
I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work
So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )
Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl
Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..
So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket
Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.
Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh
Thanks for listening
I am almost 25I mean you are 30 so might as well lose it to an escort I lost mine as soon as I turned 18 which I dont reccomend other young guys do unless they are truly subhuman like me
"SEx hAvEr!!" - The ones who say this could easily just fuck escorts themselves
Then get a prostitute, might as well lose it to a prostitute nowI am almost 25
I am thinking about that.Then get a prostitute, might as well lose it to a prostitute now
Just do it, even if you do ascend its not going to be a virgin anyway so might as well fuck a prostitute.I am thinking about that.
I coom super fast but because of my short frenulumIf you coom too fast, just use drugs to solve the problem.
i have never seen one (for the brain dead members here) it is around 20k a year. that is high for used up beckyMaybe saving up money for a escort/hooker isn't a good idea after all.
Bragging about escorts to a virgin forum
Some of us aren't braindead thoughI mean you are 30 so might as well lose it to an escort I lost mine as soon as I turned 18 which I dont reccomend other young guys do unless they are truly subhuman like me
"SEx hAvEr!!" - The ones who say this could easily just fuck escorts themselves
I mean he isinb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now
Yeah, that is pretty much highway robbery. Better off just using my right hand for the rest of my lifei have never seen one (for the brain dead members here) it is around 20k a year. that is high for used up becky
If not baiting, fuck yourself you fucking retard, any fucking mong can pay to fuck a hooker, you're still gonna be a miserable depressed lonely faggot regardless. Women will never in a million years fuck you unless they're prostitutes. You can't be this fucking dense to go out of your way to shit on users here for that and go "muh sexhaver"Celibate means refraining from sex, So average sexhaver expirience, You can cope all you want, Hes now a sexhaver, He has been inside the red box and that is enough to no longer be incel, I will add him to my ignore list as i want a virgin expirience here and not deal with sexhavers.
not the sameI mean he is
Incorrectnot the same
You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.Yes i'm a one time "sex haver" with 31 now cause i was desperate and done but this community here is all i have. If you judge me now too i have no one to talk to
Incel question: what’s a frenulum?I coom super fast but because of my short frenulum
This man got cuckedCongrats, you donated 100€ to a foid who didn't deserved it
It’s legal in many European countries. And in Dubai or something. I’m almost 27 never saw an escort but inceldom I’d argue is about FREE SEX and AFFECTIONYou have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
Many on here are escortcels (not me though)You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
Like all escortcelsThis man got cucked
If he brags you know what doLike all escortcels
It is like an band that attaches the scrotum to the head of the penis.Incel question: what’s a frenulum?
Ah ok thanks. I know I have phimosis. Won’t ever need to get it fixed kek (full circumscion is out of question) bc I’ll never get a female to bed. Also it’s embarrassing to get it fixed at 27It is like a band that attaches the scrotum to the head of the penis.
The age excuse is fucking nonsense and pointless. Besides, full circumsicion is not necessary, since you can just cut only as much as you needAh ok thanks. I know I have phimosis. Won’t ever need to get it fixed kek (full circumscion is out of question) bc I’ll never get a female to bed. Also it’s embarrassing to get it fixed at 27
True but it will still be uncomfortableThe age excuse is fucking nonsense and pointless.
Thanks manBesides, full circumsicion is not necessary, since you can just cut only as much as you need
What's the name of the music in your signatureaverage escortcel experience
you can do it too stop crying about it. while i havent escortcel’d personally, its clearly a humiliating experience being a virgin seems better after reading this postYou have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
Whatever. It used to be an incel forum.inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now
It's not fair$100 in advance for a wet slimy box, and Chad has acces to it for free 24/7
if the only way possible for someone to get sex was to pay for it theyre still incel, some of you are such pussies. OP is 31 years old and this was his only way, how can you hate on him for that? whats worse is that there are people here who are 6ft+ … and some of them are WHITE. they need to be banned not escortcelsWhatever. It used to be an incel forum.
Today even a Chad with ED wouldn't be banner.
I ain't crying shit. Just stating the truth. Cuckold defender.you can do it too stop crying about it. while i havent escortcel’d personally, its clearly a humiliating experience being a virgin seems better after reading this post
how is that “cuckold defending” what does that even mean kysI ain't crying shit. Just stating the truth. Cuckold defender.
Nobody is hating, it's not a feminist safe space here.OP is 31 years old and this was his only way, how can you hate on him for that?
It won't be real but he paid so much that this slut should at least pretend to be niceYea well ofcouse an escort won't give real affection you can't expect that
So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket
Thanks for listening
Don't worry brocel, you might be a one formally but it sounds so shitty that it barely should countYes i'm a one time "sex haver" with 31 now cause i was desperate and done but this community here is all i have. If you judge me now too i have no one to talk to