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It's Over I lost my virginity today

Congrats, you donated 100€ to a foid who didn't deserved it
 
What an awful cunt
 
To a escort

I'm 31 and i was so desperate today that i bit the bullet and visited a 20 year old escort. I was 10min late, she opened the door half naked and took 100€ in advance for 30min. I tried to small talk to make her feel comfortable but it didn't work

So i undressed and had no clue what to do, we semi hugged and when i touched her tits she was like "it hurts" lmao
When i asked if i could kiss her, she said no
(On her page it said "kissing if i feel sympathy" )

Then she put a condom on my dick and gave me a bj, it felt ok. Then she started riding my dick and NO JOKE after literally 10 seconds i pulled out and came already jfl

Then we talked for a bit while i was putting on my clothes but i could tell from her facial expression that she just wanted me to leave..

So i basically paid 100€ for 5min sex and i also got a parking ticket

Would not recommend 0/10, was like getting robbed. I felt so shit and empty afterwards.

Only benefit was seeing a girl naked for the first time in my life. I give up this was the last straw tbh

Thanks for listening
Probably awkward just because it's the first time. That's something in common with everyone their first time, escort or not. She also sounded cold though, so I'm sure she didn't help.

I think doing it again would be worth it. If nothing else it's also practice.
 
I mean you are 30 so might as well lose it to an escort I lost mine as soon as I turned 18 which I dont reccomend other young guys do unless they are truly subhuman like me

"SEx hAvEr!!" - The ones who say this could easily just fuck escorts themselves
I am almost 25
 
i tried when I was 22, checked out on the spot when she was giving me a (bad) massage and almost became the joker on the the way back home
 
What a shitty experience
 
Lol I think the parking ticket was a slap in the face.
 
Bj with a condom? Bro it was over before it started. Anyways I hope you can recover.
 
Maybe saving up money for a escort/hooker isn't a good idea after all.
i have never seen one (for the brain dead members here) it is around 20k a year. that is high for used up becky
 
I mean you are 30 so might as well lose it to an escort I lost mine as soon as I turned 18 which I dont reccomend other young guys do unless they are truly subhuman like me

"SEx hAvEr!!" - The ones who say this could easily just fuck escorts themselves
Some of us aren't braindead though
 
Yes i'm a one time "sex haver" with 31 now cause i was desperate and done but this community here is all i have. If you judge me now too i have no one to talk to
 
i have never seen one (for the brain dead members here) it is around 20k a year. that is high for used up becky
Yeah, that is pretty much highway robbery. Better off just using my right hand for the rest of my life
 
Celibate means refraining from sex, So average sexhaver expirience, You can cope all you want, Hes now a sexhaver, He has been inside the red box and that is enough to no longer be incel, I will add him to my ignore list as i want a virgin expirience here and not deal with sexhavers.
If not baiting, fuck yourself you fucking retard, any fucking mong can pay to fuck a hooker, you're still gonna be a miserable depressed lonely faggot regardless. Women will never in a million years fuck you unless they're prostitutes. You can't be this fucking dense to go out of your way to shit on users here for that and go "muh sexhaver"
 
Yes i'm a one time "sex haver" with 31 now cause i was desperate and done but this community here is all i have. If you judge me now too i have no one to talk to
You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
 
You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
It’s legal in many European countries. And in Dubai or something. I’m almost 27 never saw an escort but inceldom I’d argue is about FREE SEX and AFFECTION
 
You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
Many on here are escortcels (not me though)
 
Like all escortcels
If he brags you know what do
rick springfield twd GIF
 
At least you managed to reach orgasm and not have a numb dick from decades of fapping and damage from jew pills [like me when gave in myself finally].

I would never pay twice.
 
Hot take: If you have sex with escorts you're still an incel because you had to pay for sex while normies/Chads get it for free.
 
It is like a band that attaches the scrotum to the head of the penis.
Ah ok thanks. I know I have phimosis. Won’t ever need to get it fixed kek (full circumscion is out of question) bc I’ll never get a female to bed. Also it’s embarrassing to get it fixed at 27
 
Ah ok thanks. I know I have phimosis. Won’t ever need to get it fixed kek (full circumscion is out of question) bc I’ll never get a female to bed. Also it’s embarrassing to get it fixed at 27
The age excuse is fucking nonsense and pointless. Besides, full circumsicion is not necessary, since you can just cut only as much as you need
 
I bet losing the virginity for normies was a nice special experience they will never forget and for me it was an awful experience. Just fuck my life i have no positives and i just make bad choices after bad choices
 
Why did u wear condom during bj
 
I regret every penny I have given to a whore, rushed sex and done in less than 10 min, I'm debtmaxxing credit cards (a total of 4500$)

It's illegal to escortmaxx where I'm from, that adds up an extra load of stress and worries everytime i do such thing. Never worthed it and I'll never do it again.

Not even a spared red coin to a VVoman again.
 
You have your odds and got your dick wet. Least you could've done is not mention it. With a bunch of virgins who don't have the same conditions as you.
you can do it too stop crying about it. while i havent escortcel’d personally, its clearly a humiliating experience being a virgin seems better after reading this post
 
inb4 fucking retards start crying about how youre a “sex-haver” now
Whatever. It used to be an incel forum.
Today even a Chad with ED wouldn't be banner.
 
10 seconds with a condom is brutal
 
Whatever. It used to be an incel forum.
Today even a Chad with ED wouldn't be banner.
if the only way possible for someone to get sex was to pay for it theyre still incel, some of you are such pussies. OP is 31 years old and this was his only way, how can you hate on him for that? whats worse is that there are people here who are 6ft+ … and some of them are WHITE. they need to be banned not escortcels
 
you can do it too stop crying about it. while i havent escortcel’d personally, its clearly a humiliating experience being a virgin seems better after reading this post
I ain't crying shit. Just stating the truth. Cuckold defender.
 
You should have spent 10 mins playing with her boobs.
 
OP is 31 years old and this was his only way, how can you hate on him for that?
Nobody is hating, it's not a feminist safe space here.
Just saying there are forums where he would fit much better.
 
Yea well ofcouse an escort won't give real affection you can't expect that
It won't be real but he paid so much that this slut should at least pretend to be nice
 
Yes i'm a one time "sex haver" with 31 now cause i was desperate and done but this community here is all i have. If you judge me now too i have no one to talk to
Don't worry brocel, you might be a one formally but it sounds so shitty that it barely should count
 

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