I wanna fuck a hooker but I don't know any in my area
"WoW YoU wAstEd yOUr PriMe yEaRS by lOsiNg yOUr ViRginITy To a EScoRt, yoU CanT uNdo iT"
Go to a massage parlor and you can find some on rubmaps
This is actually pretty true. I've easily spent USD $50,000+ escortmaxxing over the last 6 years
Sounds like a really nice experience compared to others I've seen on here. You should keep her contact info for when you get enough money to do it again. How much was it?
I've found better whores now
it was good but I never repeated with her and idk maybe if she's in town again I might just for the hell of it. It was $300
Oh fuck. That's way more expensive than it is in gta4. I thought it was way cheaper than that. How much time did you get with her?
Only in the USA porn production is legal and prostitution is not.
I don't even wonder why, I know why.
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One hour
That's about 1 dollar for every 12 seconds. Seems like a rip off. Did you find cheaper whores?
I hate baggers, not humble escortmaxxers
Maybe we should ban anyone who watched porn. Hell, ban anyone who ever masturbated
They need to legalize prostitution in my opinion in the US and most of Asia
Well technically "prostitution" is illegal. But "escorting" is legal bc you're buying their "time". I would support legalizing prostitution but they really need to stop this street walker shit and at least the whores will have healthcare and get free STD tests. Actually foids do get some STD tests for free from the government ( for certain STDs), but not for men though.
Yes cheaper and better service
Indeed. Legalizing prostitution is such a no-brainer decision. Morality garbage is the only reason left.
Ametica ... blue ball country. Strip clubs everywhere. Have fun paying a shit ton for VIP service or a massage and having to rely on wink wink nudge nudge.Maybe you stipl won't get laid.
Germans and Australians can get sex like McDonalds at a honest price
Truecel trait: you lose your virginity to escorts
Truecel trait: escorts are literally your only option of ever having sex
Truecel trait: escorts are literally your only option of ever having sex
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We need to start to consider having sex a fakecel trait, it's kind of a mogging subject
I'm just enraged that I CAN'T FUCK!
Open your wallet theory. You guys are missing out bc muhhh I won't open my wallet cuck trait Chad gets it for free. Like a random prime Stacy is gonna ask you to fuck anytime soon. Throw in the towel and get it done or you will certainly die a virgin
You know, you're right man, I just was enraged that I don't have that kind of stuff in my town.
Bad luck and bad genetics is what we are
Nice. Sounds like a decent experience
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I’m a wizard
Same hERe, I think this is a common reality for incels
I can’t contemplate any scenario in which an incel could be someone who is non-virgin and lost their virginity via “free consensual” sex.
Any male who is good-looking enough to be able to attract a woman for sex without having to pay her or rape her, simply can’t be incel! (Exceptions can be made if he became deformed and/or disabled, because those flaws automatically turn a man into a truecel).
In summary, an incel is a male (of appropriate age) who is eithER a virgin or lost his virginity to a prostitute (because those are his only options, excluding rape).
That’s why Im hardly surprised when an incel says he lost his virginity to a prostitute, because that’s litERally the ONLY OPTION that we incels (not fakecels, REAL incels) have for losing our virginity without having to resort to raping a slut.
Exactly. There's literally no other way unless you rape a slut
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At least you were young when you did it. I lost my virginity to a hooker at 34. I was a full blown wizard when I finally got my penis inside a vagina for the first time.
I've had a whore talk to me about guys like you. She told me she's had a few guys tell her they are a virgin and they finish really fast with her. Some of them start crying. Of course she was laughing at them to me
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Brutal. I didn't cry or did anything weird. But I did last like 5 minutes. The girl I fucked was 23 and she was super hot. She noticed that I was very nervous so she gave me a massage first, It was a fun experience. Now I fuck hookers at least once a month, it's one of the few copes I have that keep me from roping.
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Too expensive now?
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That's why I am afraid of escortmaxing
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P(x)=0.001
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Really?
Yes. Extremely expensive addiction. Didn't help with having high sex drive in my late teens and early 20's and having a decent job to pay the escorts
AIDS?
I mean, I plan to spend like $200-$300 per hour on average. @lifeisfucked215 is this alright? I know there are WAYY more expensive options but I don't know if it's even possible to go any lower without it being a bit shady. What's your average charge per hour?
This is a reasonable rate. Yes cheaper than that and it's a bit more shady. Sometimes you luck out though and it's cheap really good service, these are the ones you will repeat all the time with lol
True I hired an escort last year at 21
cope, your height and facial bone structure are permanent in most cases when you are 18
Could have spent that money on plastic surgery
Im considering losing it to a 40 year old escort
We Americans need to sign a petition to legalize prostitution and open up more brothels so that way we incels could get the sexual experience that we need from foids
Banging a prostitude isn't a fakecel trait because a hooker wouldn't want to have sex with you if it wasn't for money plus that's thier job
It's not thier fault, you have to travel to places where prostitution is legal and have sex with a whore in what ever country you could head to on the legal ones ofc
I also did it at 21, that was my first and only time over a decade ago because I'm a broke neetcel. I've had a few dreams about her since then, it's like fucking her for free, ha.
Also, too many honorcels around here. Escortmaxxing is the way for non-brokies.
Yeah like only if you have a job you should escortmaxx
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