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Brutal I Lost My Virginity To a Prostitute

I'm not, and i wouldn't go to any of those LA or OC ones, they're probably ridden with STDs to thr point where it'd be healthier to lick a toilet at a public park bathroom
You're actually not wrong at all
 
I remember I had just turned 18 and wanted to get it done so I could say I wasn't a virgin anymore. Plus I was super horny and just wanted to know what a pussy felt like. She lived in my city and her apartment was walking distance from my work. So I saw her after work and walked over to her place. She said she wasn't ready yet and to give her 15 minutes.

I remember sitting on a bench and reading up shit about prostitution stings. It freaked me out and I was about ready to cancel. Then she messaged she was ready and to come up. So I did and she opened the door. She was surprised how young I was and asked to see my ID, I showed it to her and she looked at it and said you're a fresh 18 (I had turned 18 a week and a half prior) . She smiled and gave it back.
We got naked and she handed me a beer. She had a bath ready and we chilled in the bathtub just talking and drinking. We finished our drinks and went over to the bed. She had really nice tits and I started sucking on them. I got hard and told her let's fuck and she grabbed a condom.
When I went inside her it felt amazing. It felt like she was clamping down on me and I started thrusting. I did not last long at all and blew in the bag. She handed me another beer and we talked a little bit more.
She doesn't live in the apartment anymore but sometimes I walk by it and look up at the room and remember losing my virginity in there, and just what was going on in my 18 year old mind then. I'm not sure if I regret it or not. I think it would've been better to lose it to girl who was also a virgin and we would just have to figure it out together.
Sadly I will never know what that's like
what country are you in?
 
How did you find a whore? The prices here are absurd unless its some landwhale or FBI bait.
Try Erotic Monkey or Private Delights (in videogame ofc)
 
Try Erotic Monkey or Private Delights (in videogame ofc)
Thank you. The only ones I knew about were eros and those other sketchy listing ones. (in minecraft)
 
sounds like you don't

I don't think that's in the stars for us
Yeah I don't really fr regret it. It is what it is you know what I mean.
And yes it was never even a possibility for us :cryfeels:
 
Posts like these make me want to quit hypocrites.is and never come back tbh
 
Thank you. The only ones I knew about were eros and those other sketchy listing ones. (in minecraft)
Listcrawler and megapersonals can also be legit too. But I highly recommend using extra caution on those sites (in videogame ofc)
 
Talking about sex on an incelforum full of virgins :feelswhat:
 
When I read about this kind of experience, I think that I really am doomed to die in the most crass solitude, and this fills me with a lively rage akin to an incandescent flame. I've also tried twice to go and see escorts, and both times it was a failure with a bitter aftertaste. A failure because they didn't even hide their impatience or disgust with me, one of them deliberately confessed that I was weird, while the other was apathetic and counted every minute during the act, warning me of the limited time I had left. My hatred for mankind is immeasurable, and every day I get out of bed hoping that some star will veer off course and smash this planet to smithereens. Nature has given me a gift and a curse. I'm more than reasonably tall, 190cm, but I'm hideous, my facial features are asymmetrical, I have an ectomorphic morphotype, one shoulder higher than the other. Autism has also been added to this long list of defects to confirm this death sentence.


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When even prostitutes give you a shitty time it's mega over at that point. It has happened to me sometimes. In the monger community we call it a "soft rob"
 
Talking about sex on an incelforum full of virgins :feelswhat:
Nigga go to a brothel or some shit. I went to Switzerland when I was 17 with my family and I was literally considering sneaking out at night and walking to one in Zurich. I saw quite a few over there
 
Listcrawler and megapersonals can also be legit too. But I highly recommend using extra caution on those sites (in videogame ofc)
What was it like when you knocked on the whores door? Did you hand her pimp the cash or what?
 
I hate escortcels. I can't get them where I live.
 
What was it like when you knocked on the whores door? Did you hand her pimp the cash or what?
A good rule of thumb is to after saying hi to her place the donation on the counter/table and don't even look at it. This is exactly what I did. And take your jacket or shirt off so they see you're not a cop wearing a wire. She didn't have a pimp she was independent
 
A good rule of thumb is to after saying hi to her place the donation on the counter/table and don't even look at it. This is exactly what I did. And take your jacket or shirt off so they see you're not a cop wearing a wire. She didn't have a pimp she was independent
Did she take her clothes off before you did?
 
Impassively looking back on your past? I know the feeling.
Yes exactly what I'm doing. There's never really been anything exciting going on in my life so that was a pretty big moment for me. Pretty soon it will be 10 years since that happened and then 15 and then 20. Im not getting any younger
 
Did she take her clothes off before you did?
She was wearing an all white dress with her cleavage showing. She had really big tits. I took my shirt off first. We got naked at the same time to get into the bathtub
 
She was wearing an all white dress with her cleavage showing. She had really big tits. I took my shirt off first. We got naked at the same time to get into the bathtub
That sounds kinda awkward having to take a bath and talk to a whore. did she initiate the sex or did you have to?
 
That sounds kinda awkward having to take a bath and talk to a whore. did she initiate the sex or did you have to?
It was ok she was pretty nice and we were both drinking so that kind of got the nerves down. Obviously she was more chill cause she fucks for a living and this was my first time doing that. I was pretty nervous. She started rubbing my balls and dick in the bathtub with her hand and I grabbed her tits. Then she said let's go to the bedroom and we dried off. Made out with eachother a little bit and then I sucked on her tits and told her I was ready to fuck. I did not last long at all in her lmao
 
It was ok she was pretty nice and we were both drinking so that kind of got the nerves down. Obviously she was more chill cause she fucks for a living and this was my first time doing that. I was pretty nervous. She started rubbing my balls and dick in the bathtub with her hand and I grabbed her tits. Then she said let's go to the bedroom and we dried off. Made out with eachother a little bit and then I sucked on her tits and told her I was ready to fuck. I did not last long at all in her lmao
That sounds based. Did you tell her you were a virgin?
 
Nigga go to a brothel or some shit. I went to Switzerland when I was 17 with my family and I was literally considering sneaking out at night and walking to one in Zurich. I saw quite a few over there
Go and smoke crack
 
That sounds based. Did you tell her you were a virgin?
No I didn't. She didn't ask either. She was telling me that she was from Australia and that she travels a lot. So she showed me pictures from all around the world (this bitch has traveled to many places). She moved away and lives in Colorado or some shit now
 
No I didn't. She didn't ask either. She was telling me that she was from Australia and that she travels a lot. So she showed me pictures from all around the world (this bitch has traveled to many places). She moved away and lives in Colorado or some shit now
God imagine being a foid. Fucking as work and traveling the world all because you were born with an extra hole.

life on developer mode
 
I fuck prostitutes, and guess what?? I don't give a fuck. That's what makes me so awesome. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. If I did, I'd be chad. You wanna call it a cope, fine. Kill yourself then.
 
God imagine being a foid. Fucking as work and traveling the world all because you were born with an extra hole.

life on developer mode
It's not fucking fair at all man
 
i have not got a hooker yet
 
European involuntary celibates are something else.
From what I hear it sounds cheaper AND it'd literally fucking legal
 
When I read about this kind of experience, I think that I really am doomed to die in the most crass solitude, and this fills me with a lively rage akin to an incandescent flame. I've also tried twice to go and see escorts, and both times it was a failure with a bitter aftertaste. A failure because they didn't even hide their impatience or disgust with me, one of them deliberately confessed that I was weird, while the other was apathetic and counted every minute during the act, warning me of the limited time I had left. My hatred for mankind is immeasurable, and every day I get out of bed hoping that some star will veer off course and smash this planet to smithereens. Nature has given me a gift and a curse. I'm more than reasonably tall, 190cm, but I'm hideous, my facial features are asymmetrical, I have an ectomorphic morphotype, one shoulder higher than the other. Autism has also been added to this long list of defects to confirm this death sentence.


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Your 190 , Just creep and ogremax at this Point .

And do you Play Path of Exile ? Its Rare that someone uses incandescent in their Sentences .

Path of Exile has an Item called " Incandescent Invitation " that sells for 2.3 Divines btw .
 
I have zero idea where to find escorts? There are none in America or atleast near the east coast
 
I have zero idea where to find escorts? There are none in America or atleast near the east coast
Erotic Monkey, Private Delights, Escort Alligator (be careful with this one), MegaPersonals (be careful with this one)
 
Welcome to Chads.is

Bragging Chads don't even get a warning these days, let alone the ban hammer...
Well no one can blame me for this at least as I tried to get escortcel discussion eliminated/banned but during both Serge‘s time and my own as admin the userbase majority always consistently voted that they want this to be allowed discussion. :society:
 
Well no one can blame me for this at least as I tried to get escortcel discussion eliminated/banned but during both Serge‘s time and my own as admin the userbase majority always consistently voted that they want this to be allowed discussion. :society:
While I willingly submit to the dictatorship of the majority, it still feels like massive bragging and unrelated to inceldom topics.

Maybe there should be a dedicated subforum in the Sewers for men fucking prostitutes.
 
Well no one can blame me for this at least as I tried to get escortcel discussion eliminated/banned but during both Serge‘s time and my own as admin the userbase majority always consistently voted that they want this to be allowed discussion. :society:
I don't know why this shit triggers you guys. You literally just have to open your wallet and you can have it. Chad gets it for free blah blah blah yeah I know. Volvirgin if you refuse to take a knee and visit a whore imo
 
While I willingly submit to the dictatorship of the majority, it still feels like massive bragging and unrelated to inceldom topics.

Maybe there should be a dedicated subforum in the Sewers for men fucking prostitutes.
Open your wallet theory
 
I don't know why this shit triggers you guys. You literally just have to open your wallet and you can have it. Chad gets it for free blah blah blah yeah I know. Volvirgin if you refuse to take a knee and visit a whore imo
What exactly is stopping you niggas from visiting whores? Do you think one day an 18 year old Stacy is gonna run up to you and tug on your arm and ask you to take her virginity and crush her pussy. It's not happening man....it's not happening ever...
I had to face the fact I would be a forever virgin if I didn't take a knee and visit a whore. And while it has had its drawbacks, I'm glad I got it done at 18 rather than 35
 
Just worship holes theory.

And contribute to the exact problem that results in us existing in the first place.
I don't think it's contributing to the problem exactly. Prostitution has been pretty common even since ancient times. I think the greatest contributors to our problems is social media, feminism, and dating apps.
 
I don't think it's contributing to the problem exactly. Prostitution has been pretty common even since ancient times. I think the greatest contributors to our problems is social media, feminism, and dating apps.
It contributes to the hoeflation, where even landwhales expect 200 bucks per hour for their rotten holes.
 
It contributes to the hoeflation, where even landwhales expect 200 bucks per hour for their rotten holes.
Fucking SIMPS are responsible for that. I fucking hate them. These whores would lower their prices if these faggot ass dudes would refuse to pay that price.
But with that being said.....what would happen if all men refused to pay foids money for sex? :feelswhere::feelsstudy:
 
She gave you bear and everything my city literally has no prostetutes it’s so boring
 

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