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I live in an apartment complex. Only 1 landwhale is home, all apps empty

SIR ETHNICCEL

SIR ETHNICCEL

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Seems like the whale is maybe an orphan or something. I never seen the whale with a man only holding hands with a butch femcel once over a persiod of 2 years since the whale moved in.

Every single apartment is empty with lihjts off and dark since 3 days straight except 2 apartments where truecels live me included and the whale.

I want the many minds here to post strategies I can try to get to have sex with the whale since she got nobody and nothing because i suspect she came here for work and left where she grew up perhaps. So she ready for an lite skin white passing nigga incel who got no inhibition, I wanna fuck that blonde white whale pussy and cum inside without a condom having the pussy juices dripping off my dick and balls.

Give me tips buddy boys
 
No landwhale for your face
 
Ask for sugar then fuck the hambeast.

And report back, soldier.
 
>alone in the apartment
>no neighbourhood
Just make surprise sex
 
Ask for sugar then fuck the hambeast.

And report back, soldier.
She the type who wont answer the door. I have to catch her when she is on her out or on her way in from shopping/work etc etc.
 
Just mention how you are both alone on Christmas & want someone to spend time with, that's all my alcohol-addled brain can come up with rn.
 
Just mention how you are both alone on Christmas & want someone to spend time with, that's all my alcohol-addled brain can come up with rn.
Sadly she the kind who wont answer the door and she just stays home all day never going anywhere at all. I need to catch her the holiday season ends
 
Seems like the whale is maybe an orphan or something. I never seen the whale with a man only holding hands with a butch femcel once over a persiod of 2 years since the whale moved in.

Every single apartment is empty with lihjts off and dark since 3 days straight except 2 apartments where truecels live me included and the whale.

I want the many minds here to post strategies I can try to get to have sex with the whale since she got nobody and nothing because i suspect she came here for work and left where she grew up perhaps. So she ready for an lite skin white passing nigga incel who got no inhibition, I wanna fuck that blonde white whale pussy and cum inside without a condom having the pussy juices dripping off my dick and balls.

Give me tips buddy boys

Start playing the song below as loud as you can in your apartment so she hears through the walls.

This will induce an incel lust within her, then she will COME TO YOU

The deep baritone will make her believe chad is in the building, and she will rush in a craze to find out where this noise is coming from.

SHE WILL THEN FUCK THE FIRST PERSON SHE SEES, WHILE THIS MUSIC IS PLAYING.

you have to make sure the first thing she sees is you.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzHkKLh4YY&ab_channel=DevPike
 
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lol :lul: fuck outta here
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sorry i just find this song I made fucking hilarious

Its a piss take of the chad Billy "Idol" eyes without a face song or eyes without a chad lol

seriously dont play this song ACTIVELY REPELS NORMIES THEY DONT GET JOKES
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sorry i just find this song I made fucking hilarious

Its a piss take of the chad Billy "Idol" eyes without a face song or eyes without a chad lol

seriously dont play this song ACTIVELY REPELS NORMIES THEY DONT GET JOKES
thats whats upbrocel. Im trying to get me some of that sweet white chocolate, I bet the whales pussy is still nice and tight to make a lite skinned nigga cum in the pussy and faint because it was so tight on my dick with no condom on
 
I want the many minds here to post strategies I can try to get to have sex with the whale
become creature from your avatar
1703551314885
 
What the fuck
 
tell her to sit on your face, make sure you sniff her ass
 
Wtf is a aparment comlex, u a amerimutt?
 
Talk to her, hope she's attracted. If she is, it's easy but you're not attracted to her. If not, then you'll be really depressed that a lonely landwhale wants nothing to do with you. All options suck.
 
It won't be easy like you think. All femcels are mentalcels with slow life history and most of them share the mindset "all men are the same", or are just extremely autistic. Even Chads can have a difficult time with them due to how avoidant and suspicious they are, and considering Chad has tons of options, he won't bother trying to seduce and save some uggo bitch. Try to act extroverted but don't act dark triad, act friendly else she will gonna despise and ignore you. Most of them are affection deprived and are vulnerable to some sweet talking and the long-term prospect of romance though, keep this in mind.
 
It won't be easy like you think. All femcels are mentalcels with slow life history and most of them share the mindset "all men are the same", or are just extremely autistic. Even Chads can have a difficult time with them due to how avoidant and suspicious they are, and considering Chad has tons of options, he won't bother trying to seduce and save some uggo bitch. Try to act extroverted but don't act dark triad, act friendly else she will gonna despise and ignore you. Most of them are affection deprived and are vulnerable to some sweet talking and the long-term prospect of romance though, keep this in mind.
Check out Casanova over here.
 
Bring her cookies as bait tbh
 

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