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Serious I just want to cum inside something at this point

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My only options are rape and stretched out cavepussy escorts
I tried dogs but their holes were too tight for my penis and i was afraid they would bite

Any other sexually frusrated incel wants to try to creampie eachothers without rubber it doesnt have to be gay if foids are allowed to experiment then so can we if u judge me then ur bluepilled moralcel
 
Friendly reminder that in a rational society you would've had a prime JB wife with a tight pink innie you could creampie every night.

You wouldn't have to cope with faggotry or beastiality you degenerate fuck.
 
Fleshlight bro xdddd
 
buy a flesh light
 
So I've figured out who is one of the sites trolls today
 
If you are too ugly to score a faggot, it's trully over. God himself will end your life on spot.
 
It's not rape, you're just claiming what has been denied to you.
 
What about the severed neck of a goose?
 
Microwaved watermelons are the way to go.
 
just get a fleshlight? or some sex toy
 
Just hang on sex bots are on the way
 
>Feb 28, 2018

This is some normie tier level of argumentation, its like when a liberal says "its <insert current year>"

My join date has no relevance to anything here, stop trying to deflect and "pull rank"

kinda sad how introverted weebs think themselves as incels and try to ridicule others, jfl

It wasn't ridicule, your post is obviously not serious, its an obvious troll, who the hell is gonna choose to fuck a dog over paying a prostitute.
 
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This is some normie tier level of argumentation, its like when a liberal says "its <insert current year>"

My join date has to relevance to anything here, stop trying to deflect and "pull rank"



It wasn't ridicule, your post is obviously not serious, its an obvious troll, who the hell is gonna choose to fuck a dog over paying a prostitute.
what a hypocrite, u call me out for pointing that ur a newcel therefore not knowing im not trolling (i have 2k posts i would be banned long ago if i was trolling) then claim im TROLLING with nothing to back it up

i can sense u are numale cuck, prostitues are illegal here so its mostly 35+ year old fatties with cave pussies, dogs are free and tight

fuck off retard go back to watching anime in ur 1st world neighbourhood while posting depressing quotes on reddit
 
i have 2k posts i would be banned long ago if i was trolling

Your post count is irrelevant, a good troll knows how to troll well, but if this isn't trolling you truly are one sad fuck if you'd choose fucking a dog over rape or prostitution.

Also lol @ prostitution being illegal as your excuse, isn't bestiality illegal in your country too (I assume it is). Prostitution is illegal where I am too (still did it), so is smoking weed and we see normies doing that shit everyday. Most cops you can likely slip them a $100 and they'll let you get away with it (as long as their partner isn't present and they are male) because even they fuck prostitutes and understand what its like being a man.
 
Your post count is irrelevant, a good troll knows how to troll well, but if this isn't trolling you truly are one sad fuck if you'd choose fucking a dog over rape or prostitution.

Also lol @ prostitution being illegal as your excuse, isn't bestiality illegal in your country too (I assume it is). Its illegal where I am too (still did it), so is smoking weed and we see normies doing that shit everyday. Most cops you can likely slip them a $100 and they'll let you get away with it (as long as their partner isn't present and they are male) because even they fuck prostitutes and understand what its like being a man.
dogs are treated as gods in ur degenerate westren safespaces, here they are DOGS, there is 0 risk in trying to fuck a dog unlike prostitues where she might be ugly, undercover, STD etc

its not that i dont want whores due to legal trouble, but because no GL whore will take the rsik, and im not paying 100$ to fuck a stretched out 35 yr old fat roastie

the west must be gassed, just look at ur pathetic feminene ass lmao i'd love to tear u up a new one u prob have smooth butt dont u? dm me faggot i have bbc
 
dogs are treated as gods in ur degenerate westren safespaces, here they are DOGS, there is 0 risk in trying to fuck a dog unlike prostitues where she might be ugly, undercover, STD etc

its not that i dont want whores due to legal trouble, but because no GL whore will take the rsik, and im not paying 100$ to fuck a stretched out 35 yr old fat roastie

the west must be gassed, just look at ur pathetic feminene ass lmao i'd love to tear u up a new one u prob have smooth butt dont u? dm me faggot i have bbc

1. Not from or currently in the west.

2. Even in the west where dogs are more cherished you can still OWN A DOG so anyone can just fuck their dog inside their house in private

3. Also most obvious troll line - "there is 0 risk in trying to fuck a dog unlike prostitutes where she might be ugly,". Too obvious to say you will fuck a dog but not a prostitute because she might be ugly in the same breath

4. You are definitely a troll based on that last line, all my doubts are gone

5. You can't be both a huge faggot and an incel, pick one, i know some gay guys and most of them are ugly fucks and they still get laid regularly, just be a bottom, guys won't have to look you in the face, so an ugly face doesn't even matter.
 
Your right hand is a thing bro and it's totally alive.
you can also cross the broder, join isis and bang comfort women.
Just run Isis game.
 
1. Not from or currently in the west.

2. Even in the west where dogs are more cherished you can still OWN A DOG so anyone can just fuck their dog inside their house in private

3. Also most obvious troll line - "there is 0 risk in trying to fuck a dog unlike prostitutes where she might be ugly,". Too obvious to say you will fuck a dog but not a prostitute because she might be ugly in the same breath

4. You are definitely a troll based on that last line, all my doubts are gone

5. You can't be both a huge faggot and an incel, pick one, i know some gay guys and most of them are ugly fucks and they still get laid regularly, just be a bottom, guys won't have to look you in the face, so an ugly face doesn't even matter.
i would fuck an ugly whore, but if they want 100$ they better look good or at least be tight, and no whore is tight

anyways enjoy being schizophrenic my dude, sorry for breaking ur sheltered world views and disturbing ur anime watching sesh
 
something thats alive and tight*

how are fleshlights tho? are they pussy tight or deathgrip tight? i already suffer from deathgrip
If you're deathgrip already, you can't enjoy sex beyond the emotional and physical connection. You will not cum just by ravaging a living hole. It's over for you. Just LDAR or rope.
 
Buuuuuut I get only flak on this site for having sex with mares.
 
If you're deathgrip already, you can't enjoy sex beyond the emotional and physical connection. You will not cum just by ravaging a living hole. It's over for you. Just LDAR or rope.
too true
 
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I think I prefer my hand to my fleshlight tbh, I like to see the cum shoot out and stuff. Fleshlight is fun once in a while for a change.
 
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I think I prefer my hand to my fleshlight tbh, I like to see the cum shoot out and stuff. Fleshlight is fun once in a while for a change.
Lmao why is chad above your fleshlight? You should put on a chad mask and fuck a stacy picture.
 
dude don't fuck animals
just use a fleshlight
 
Why would you fucks dogs before a tender goat?
 
You are homo incel. You should find easily an ugly gay. Volcel
 
You are homo incel. You should find easily an ugly gay. Volcel
Only boys in genuinely attracted to are those 15 year old trap cosplayers who are extremely feminene and have 0 masculine features
 
>Feb 28, 2018

kinda sad how introverted weebs think themselves as incels and try to ridicule others, jfl
Ikr
Reception here wasn't very warm for my sex with mares here either.
The irony is that on a zoo forum I talked about trying to open up incels to the idea as both communities are brutally rejected by normie fags and the mere mention of the word incel made them recoil so hard I didn't come out as an incel there unlike here as a zoo. People are all hypocrites.
 
Ikr
Reception here wasn't very warm for my sex with mares here either.
The irony is that on a zoo forum I talked about trying to open up incels to the idea as both communities are brutally rejected by normie fags and the mere mention of the word incel made them recoil so hard I didn't come out as an incel there unlike here as a zoo. People are all hypocrites.
Sometimes i catch myself being a hypocrite to other incels, mainly coping currycels, i have to actively stop myself from being a htpocrite its not their fault they were born curries afterall..

Mares are scary, they can break ur body tbh, are they tight tho? Fucking a horse must be nice their asses are tight and bubbly
 
Sometimes i catch myself being a hypocrite to other incels, mainly coping currycels, i have to actively stop myself from being a htpocrite its not their fault they were born curries afterall..

Mares are scary, they can break ur body tbh, are they tight tho? Fucking a horse must be nice their asses are tight and bubbly
A mare's pussy has muscles that they can control and contract around your dick. Personally I haven't experienced piv because of bad logistics but I fingered and licked her. It was delicious. A beginner might prefer a pony mare and piv would be easier too. I actually would try piv with a pony first too if I got the chance to be with one.
 
A mare's pussy has muscles that they can control and contract around your dick. Personally I haven't experienced piv because of bad logistics but I fingered and licked her. It was delicious. A beginner might prefer a pony mare and piv would be easier too. I actually would try piv with a pony first too if I got the chance to be with one.
Cumming inside a mare must be so empowering
 
A mare's pussy has muscles that they can control and contract around your dick. Personally I haven't experienced piv because of bad logistics but I fingered and licked her. It was delicious. A beginner might prefer a pony mare and piv would be easier too. I actually would try piv with a pony first too if I got the chance to be with one.

what the fucks wrong with you
 
Your parents gotta get you a Jewish or Nordic girl, quick!
 
thats such a good strawman!!!!!!!!!!!
You're the strawman puller. Give me a rational reason why interspecies sex is wrong other than a dogmatic it's immoral knee jerk answer.
 

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