I just want a weird pale girl that does weird things

[Clavicus Vile]

I don’t want a normal girl, I want an absolute weirdo, that’s way hotter. So weird that she bites my hand and arm gently for no reason sometimes and giggles. She sometimes makes weird noises and is overall very silly and goofy.

She doesn’t wash her clothes and showers once a week. She goons a lot and has degenerate fetishes. Sometimes she licks my face and ears and giggles, sometimes in my sleep too.

She purposefully farts during sex and laughs saying “sorry I just farted!” before giggling very cutely, her voice the epitome of femininity.

She eats off the same plate of food as me, she likes it when I lick her face. When she’s sad I lick the tears off her face while cuddling her, telling her to cheer up.

Man, I wish I had weird love .

 

[SlayerSlayer]

there are women like that but they are fat and you dont want them

 

[DarkSneezer]

Yeah, I'd also like a girl who is as much of a mess as I am. It would only be fair.

That's why I love Asuka

I want a girl that is not obese and that doesn't betray, but it's too much to ask

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

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[WiZardTheGrAY]

That's why I love Asuka

“Ummmm SWEATY, she’s only 15 YEARS OLD.”

 

[DarkSneezer]

“Ummmm SWEATY, she’s only 15 YEARS OLD.”

24 in latest movie, checkmate

not that it matters of course

 

[Deep.Nest]

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[Vector2800]

Chad only

 

[LUCK]

Yeah, I'd also like a girl who is as much of a mess as I am. It would only be fair.

I HATE PRETENDING THAT I'M SOME QUIET APOLITICAL NORMIE WITH NO INTERESTS ALL THE TIME, I NEED A CUTE BASED ARTSY CHICK TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND MARRY ME RIGHT NOW

 

[VλREN]

I don’t want a normal girl, I want an absolute weirdo, that’s way hotter. So weird that she bites my hand and arm gently for no reason sometimes and giggles. She sometimes makes weird noises and is overall very silly and goofy.

She doesn’t wash her clothes and showers once a week. She goons a lot and has degenerate fetishes. Sometimes she licks my face and ears and giggles, sometimes in my sleep too.

She purposefully farts during sex and laughs saying “sorry I just farted!” before giggling very cutely, her voice the epitome of femininity.

She eats off the same plate of food as me, she likes it when I lick her face. When she’s sad I lick the tears off her face while cuddling her, telling her to cheer up.

Man, I wish I had weird love .

Yeah that’s great

 

[chalk son]

 

[Frail Link]

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[ColderManTruce]

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[Calamari Sun]

She doesn’t wash her clothes and showers once a week. She goons a lot and has degenerate fetishes. Sometimes she licks my face and ears and giggles, sometimes in my sleep too.

She purposefully farts during sex and laughs saying “sorry I just farted!” before giggling very cutely, her voice the epitome of femininity.

 

[Morphine]

Chad only

 

[Morphine]

Vile thread

 

[Eunuch]

You want a white monkey

 

[Faust]

same

 

[Esoteric7]

disgusting thread

 

[AdolfRizzler]

i only want a girlfriend

 

[Izayacel]

Newsflash : Wont Happen

 

[Shark]

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[Shark]

I want the same tbh

 

[Smiggles]

If it ain't White it ain't right.

 

[mariomariuss]

I don’t want a normal girl, I want an absolute weirdo, that’s way hotter. So weird that she bites my hand and arm gently for no reason sometimes and giggles. She sometimes makes weird noises and is overall very silly and goofy.

She doesn’t wash her clothes and showers once a week. She goons a lot and has degenerate fetishes. Sometimes she licks my face and ears and giggles, sometimes in my sleep too.

She purposefully farts during sex and laughs saying “sorry I just farted!” before giggling very cutely, her voice the epitome of femininity.

She eats off the same plate of food as me, she likes it when I lick her face. When she’s sad I lick the tears off her face while cuddling her, telling her to cheer up.

Man, I wish I had weird love .

rare to find that

 

[mariomariuss]

i only want a girlfriend

we all want

 

[GUCCI OPS]

there are women like that but they are fat and you dont want them

over for "waking up to realitycels"

 

[The Judge]

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