Serious I just purchased 2'' lifts from amazon

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I was sick of being mogged by Chads in walmart so I pulled the trigger on a pair of lifts

They will be here next Sunday

Hopefully I dont look like a tool in them since my torso is already not really long enough compared to my legs

Also god forbid my family notices JFL theyd laugh at me
 
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Total Imbecile said:
Also god forbid my family notices JFL theyd laugh at me
JFL if you think your family won't notice, they 100% will
 
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Personalityinkwell said:
JFL if you think your family won't notice, they 100% will
Total Imbecile said:
Also god forbid my family notices JFL theyd laugh at me
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good fo you man. sadly im still short wit lifts on
 
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Personalityinkwell said:
JFL if you think your family won't notice, they 100% will

I will take them out when visiting then JFL

With shoe padding + lifts I should be around 6'1''-6'2''
 
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I'm thinking of buying a pair too.
I want to be 6'1"
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I will take them out when visiting then JFL

With shoe padding + lifts I should be around 6'1''-6'2''
yeah exactly, the shoe lifts are for when you're not around your family. Because most people won't notice since they don't know you well anyway
 
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If I get those lifts and measure my height at the top of my afro, I could be 6'3''!
 
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Personalityinkwell said:
JFL if you think your family won't notice, they 100% will
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I was sick of being mogged by Chads in walmart so I pulled the trigger on a pair of lifts

They will be here next Sunday

Hopefully I dont look like a tool in them since my torso is already not really long enough compared to my legs

Also god forbid my family notices JFL theyd laugh at me
Lol I got 4 inch lifts plus 2 inch boots, puts me at 6’2 when I need to go to social settings
 
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Please tag me when you report back on them OP
 
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My poor oversea (Honorary ethnic) friend.
The problem tricycle Chad would mogg you as well.
I still wish you the best.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
I was sick of being mogged by Chads in walmart so I pulled the trigger on a pair of lifts

They will be here next Sunday

Hopefully I dont look like a tool in them since my torso is already not really long enough compared to my legs

Also god forbid my family notices JFL theyd laugh at me
Wear long untucked shirt but then your arms will look short