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All you guys who have public health care, don't be afraid to take advantage of it to deal with injuries, especially if you feel chest pain.
Not only might you catch something wrong with you, but even if you don't, it eases your mind of worrying about something that might be possibly going on.

Plus a side benefit I hadn't even planned for (after all I might've gotten an ugly dude technician) was the sort-of-erotic experience of having my chubby tummy rubbed by a girl. She used her hand (albeit gloved) to rub gel on me and then to move the wand. Even with prophylactic it's still a very intimate experience as I am generally very distant from contact with people.

I guess incel-tier trait is the closest contact you get with humans is wit h your health-care providers.

It's not exactly an ideal GF experience though because they push pretty hard and it was especially painful for me because I think I had strained/torn some of my intercostal or oblige fibers so some of the pressure points that got wanded on my chest were quite tender. it only got worse when after looking at the ultrasound I got upgraded to a dude doctor who jabbed me really hard in the ribs and told me to take some aspirin.

I expect to Chad shit like this is just a hassle because he gets tummy rubs from cuties all the time, but this unexpected intimacy (TBH all I expected was to get a chest x-ray) was the closest I've been to a girl in over a decade.
 
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Wizard32 said:
I guess incel-tier trait is the closest contact you get with humans is wit h your health-care providers.
and hairdressers
 
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I used to go to yearly checkups due to my subhuman heart valves and those scans they'd do to check my heart valves would hurt a lot, they legit pressed hard against my ribs. Maybe stomach is different but I never enjoyed a single second
 
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I used to go to yearly checkups due to my subhuman heart valves and those scans they'd do to check my heart valves would hurt a lot, they legit pressed hard against my ribs. Maybe stomach is different but I never enjoyed a single second
I had sort of mixed feelings about it, like yeah some of these spots are tender and I'm wincing, but OTOH a girl is gliding her hand over my body, this is an alien sensation to me, I want more of it.

Also I had a covid Qtip jammed up into my brain first so maybe it altered my cognition
 
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This thread seems kinda like borderline foid worship, but good for you OP
 
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Azaylias said:
This thread seems kinda like borderline foid worship, but good for you OP
I was too high-inhib to even look for a nametag or even look at her face, but even from peripheral vision she was lovely. Very polite, nice voice. Made me feel very safe and welcome.

I really admire professionalism like that. Maybe deep down she thought my obese self was disgusting but whether faking it for her job or maybe just empathy, it didn't show, I was swirling in blue films, whatever misogynistic impulses I might have were starved of oxygen in that moment man, I was full of love and SIMPing for every nurse in that place, even the old and fat ones.
 
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I had a cute foid do a ultrasound on my leg a few months ago. It was the closest thing I ever had to sex.
 
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yeah i had a lump sometime ago and got a ultrasound on it, turned out to be a cyst (incel genetics) but the experience was very relaxing (dark quiet room)
 
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my 1cm liver cyst mogs all your cysts
 
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Hmm at first I thought this post was pathetic,but not going to lie. A month or two ago I had to go to hospital ,had two pretty nurses around me putting ekg stickers on me it felt pretty good,also thought to myself about porn I've seen and kind of imagined what if that happened. doctor was also good looking woman, but didnt like when she put her finger up my ass for testing.
 
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Cute foid doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"

Cunning incel: "My dick tastes funny."
 
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Oldcelloner38 said:
had two pretty nurses around me putting ekg stickers on me it felt pretty good
Totally worth the painful ripping off of my body hair later tonight like a tranny

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doctor was also good looking woman, but didnt like when she put her finger up my ass for testing.
Been there, though oddly not recently, did it around 20 because I wanted to get in on this one study for guys with Low-T taking experimental drug to raise their T but they had to screen you for prostate problems first.

My prostate was normal but the blood test showed my test was average (not low enough) so I didn't get accepted :( I washed my anus deeply and had girl's gloved hand up in there for nothing.

Well except peace of mind about having normal prostate size I guess, and that having done it, when I actually need one in 5 years or so it won't be as big a deal because I've been pseudopoopered already.
 
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this is just weird how tf does a medical procedure even get you off
 
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Foid nurse shaved my belly, the clear disgust on her face made it a nightmare.
 
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Wizard32 said:
I was full of love and SIMPing for every nurse in that place, even the old and fat ones.
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PPEcel said:
this is just weird how tf does a medical procedure even get you off
I didn't get hard much less coom, it just gave me emotional feelings
 
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Wizard32 said:
I didn't get hard much less coom, it just gave me emotional feelings
Still weird buddy
 
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I’ve had this done on my leg and chest area and yes they push really fucking hard but fortunately it doesn’t really seem to hurt all that much.

I even fell asleep during the chest one.
 
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