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I just got fired from my job...

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I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.
 
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Sorry to hear that bro. I would have at least swung buck, but that's water under the bridge now. Onto the next site
 
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unfortunately, incel genetics like us can’t stand physical confrontation. It’s smarter to destroy things from a distance (like leaving a catastrophe behind before walking off). If you fought back, you’d be blind or crippled
 
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Fake and gay
 
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Didn’t you just post this
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MeeksPilled said:
I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.

Spam larp or repost
 
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he will eventually get a disease doing that shit

not cope trust me
 
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so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home


I believe you retard.

I really do :lul:
 
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Resident Evil 4 was great.
 
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Getting fired can be a good sign or bad sign.

Good sign in that you can't work with people and will be better off being a freelancer or entrepreneur.

Bad sign in that you are incompetent in whatever you do and that your co-workers or boss will hate you. Or if you are too good of a worker, people will still hate you for outshining them.
 
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Subhuman Niceguy said:
Resident Evil 4 was great.
I hope they do a remake with better graphics
 
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Over for firedcels
 
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Kick his ass nigger
 
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MeeksPilled said:
He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.
gay reaction
MeeksPilled said:
I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.
good larp :feelswhere:
 
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MeeksPilled said:
he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory
Thats an amazing skill ngl
 
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I didn't beileve you then I read the last part:feelskek:
 
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its time to NEET boyo :dab:
 
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Based until you pussied out at the end
 
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Arabcel9 said:
gay reaction
Giga soy and near-zero T, also.

This is obviously larp, but how the fuck does a fight not happen right away if somebody swings at you like that? Even if you lose, you still stood up for yourself, and that's deserving of respect.
 
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based_meme said:
Giga soy and near-zero T, also.

This is obviously larp, but how the fuck does a fight not happen right away if somebody swings at you like that? Even if you lose, you still stood up for yourself, and that's deserving of respect.
some people are too sheltered for their own good
i remember my first serious fight .
When the guy came up to me and i knew that it was going down , my knees literally started shaking from the adrenaline/fear but i still fought and exchanged some serious blows with him and the fight ended in a draw
 
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