JFL "I just applied to be part of Lily Phillips’s 1000 men challenge."

[Oneitiscel]

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The online questionnaire asked him for his nationality, height, and weight, a photo, and whether he used Viagra or any other substances to stay hard. “I lived in a sexless marriage for eight years and watched porn daily since I was 14," he said. "Being part of something like this felt like a once-in-a-lifetime chance to connect with a real porn star."

That is me! Immortalized in a major publication as a horny divorced Norwegian man with trauma and horniness.

I’m scared Lily might see it and actually say: "Him. I'm selecting the guy with the tragic backstory and questionable coping skills. He’s number 1000"!

God help me if I become the face of this gangbang. I’m not ready for that kind of legacy.

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bettER incel than cuck

 

[Icarus]

 

[Icarus]

 

[willcobainsoon1994]

Holy fuck. The most cucked thing I have ever seen. We are all better than this cuck

 

[4sez]

He's a fucking loser. No morality whatsoever from that spineless cuck.

 

[starystulejarz]

Peak weimar. Kill them all (in real life)

 

[Oneitiscel]

Holy fuck. The most cucked thing I have ever seen. We are all better than this cuck

The way he describes his excitement on waiting in line for her is peak soy.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Better incel than cuck

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

He's a fucking loser. No morality whatsoever from that spineless cuck.

I would sign up too

 

[f̶a̶k̶e̶c̶e̶l̶]

Holy fuck. The most cucked thing I have ever seen. We are all better than this cuck

 

[Grodd]

Better incel than cuck

 

[Grodd]

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Less deranged normie

 

[Antorian]

Simps are part of the foid problem.

In a sane society this dude would have been whipped until he bled as a public spectable and example of what not to be.

 

[Oneitiscel]

Simps are part of the foid problem.

In a sane society this dude would have been whipped until he bled as a public spectable and example of what not to be.

How I want all simps to be treated (in GTA 6 Demo)

 

[Glassness]

Simps fuel the foids it like a car

 

[Rick prime]

I would sign up too

Of course you would which is why I reported you. Be fucking correct

 

[Rick prime]

Simps are part of the foid problem.

In a sane society this dude would have been whipped until he bled as a public spectable and example of what not to be.

Holy based and correct

 

[Small Balls Messiah]

Fucking loser piece of shit.

 

[Small Balls Messiah]

I would sign up too

Because you are a cuck. It is only worth considering if you were the first to fuck her since her body count would be lower than most escorts and she would be free. But you are too curry and homo to think strategically you just want to be a cuck.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Because you are a cuck. It is only worth considering if you were the first to fuck her since her body count would be lower than most escorts and she would be free. But you are too curry and homo to think strategically you just want to be a cuck.

Or maybe I just wanna get some pussy because I’m not a fakecel like some here

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Of course you would which is why I reported you. Be fucking correct

You’re admitting you’re a fakecel so I reported you

 

[KetamineCel]

i always think Bonnie Blue, Lily Phillips and similar foids are the perfect embodiment of the hypergamy i will never get to experience, that’s achievable for all the chads

 

[leasurehobo]

First time I agree with @ALifeWastedOnRot if people wouldn't find out who you are I would sign up too why? Because I'm not a fakecel

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

The fate of all who ascend here...

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

First time I agree with @ALifeWastedOnRot if people wouldn't find out who you are I would sign up too why? Because I'm not a fakecel

I'm not quite sure how being hesitant to have sex with a hole that has been ran through by LITERALLY thousands of guys makes one a fakecel.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I'm not quite sure how being hesitant to have sex with a hole that has been ran through by LITERALLY thousands of guys makes one a fakecel.

Because that’s every toilet out there. You’re basically saying you wouldn’t have sex even if you were offered

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Because that’s every toilet out there. You’re basically saying you wouldn’t have sex even if you were offered

I am of the belief any man should only have a virgin wife, but even still, there's a clear difference between a woman with a body count of like 2 or 3, and a woman with a body count of thousands

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I am of the belief any man should only have a virgin wife, but even still, there's a clear difference between a woman with a body count of like 2 or 3, and a woman with a body count of thousands

I don’t see a difference. Still not a virgin

 

[leasurehobo]

I'm not quite sure how being hesitant to have sex with a hole that has been ran through by LITERALLY thousands of guys makes one a fakecel.

if you wouldn't get laid and you have the chance you are a fakecel your just saying if you had a chance to fuck and you dont

 

[anotherwastedlife]

I'd rather spend my entire life in a Salvadorian prison than apply for that and admit it

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Peak weimar. Kill them all (in real life)

 

[SlayerSlayer]

FUCKING DISGUSTING

 

[SlayerSlayer]

FUCK

 

[SlayerSlayer]

asdfhasdkljfhaklsdjfhklasdjfhkljasdhfkljasdhfkljasdhfkljasdhkljasdhf

 

[Midnight Animal]

Cuck_Of_The_Year

 

[Oneitiscel]

if you wouldn't get laid and you have the chance you are a fakecel your just saying if you had a chance to fuck and you dont

Refusing to escortmax in some situations out of self respect doesn't make you a volcel.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

He's a fucking loser. No morality whatsoever from that spineless cuck.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Vile.

 

[slavcel11]

that's modern "men" for you, fighting to be a 1000th cuckold in the line.

 

[☹]

that's modern "men" for you, fighting to be a 1000th cuckold in the line.

 

[Oneitiscel]

Of course you would which is why I reported you. Be fucking correct

Don't pay any attention to him. He's just here to troll, and his registration should had never been accepted.

 

[Karas]

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bettER incel than cuck

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That's why simps should be hanged tbh

 

[Rick prime]

Don't pay any attention to him. He's just here to troll, and his registration should had never been accepted.

I will still correct as it’s my cosmic duty

 

[19yearsofkhhv]

No shame for himself I'd rather be stuck as a truecels rather then fuck that whorey foid lily philips