Hoodpreet
Michelle Obama is a MAN!
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The dumb bitch is doing her Master’s there. I had three-ish months where I was rid of her, but she came back for the holidays and isn’t leaving till like January 8th.
The increase in noise pollution has been INSANE since she got back; not only does she have 0 concept of an inside voice, but she also provokes my dog to bark his ass off all the time. I need some Jamaican or Paki gangster to slit the bitch’s throat when she goes back there.
An ideal 2026 for me would be:
• some ethnic thugs hang my sister upside down and halal slaughter her on camera
• my dumbass dad either commits suicide in the aftermath or crashes his car on his way to work and cooks alive slowly
• my mom, dog, and I collect insurance money from my dumbass dad’s death and live alright
Losing my sister and dad, two immediate family members, would also likely cause my mom to value me more and stop screeching about evicting me 24/7. FVARKKK this would be peak reality, even better than me somehow banging a 12/10 prime virgin
The increase in noise pollution has been INSANE since she got back; not only does she have 0 concept of an inside voice, but she also provokes my dog to bark his ass off all the time. I need some Jamaican or Paki gangster to slit the bitch’s throat when she goes back there.
An ideal 2026 for me would be:
• some ethnic thugs hang my sister upside down and halal slaughter her on camera
• my dumbass dad either commits suicide in the aftermath or crashes his car on his way to work and cooks alive slowly
• my mom, dog, and I collect insurance money from my dumbass dad’s death and live alright
Losing my sister and dad, two immediate family members, would also likely cause my mom to value me more and stop screeching about evicting me 24/7. FVARKKK this would be peak reality, even better than me somehow banging a 12/10 prime virgin





