Lookslikeit
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- Jun 20, 2022
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Fr real guys, if i went to a scientist and said im the missing link, they might believe me.
Remember the last post where i said i have an unibrow? Scratch that. Im a walking unibrow. I have hair on my fingers (the top, not the finger print part, THANKFULLY) my feet are hairy too, my legs look like the amazon forest (since i was a kid, btw), i have hair on the sides of my nipples (ughh) i even have a follicule or two on places they definetely shouldnt be (like i said, my arms).
You would think god would've AT LEAST gave a head full of hair from the cradle to the grave (as a fair compensation), right?!! NAHHH you ugly ass will be balding too.
God, sometimes i actually wish my father would've known of his genetic inferiority and gave me the chance of never been born. I look like the younger, spitting image of this decrepit, degenerate lunatic, and theres NOTHING i can do about it.
Remember the last post where i said i have an unibrow? Scratch that. Im a walking unibrow. I have hair on my fingers (the top, not the finger print part, THANKFULLY) my feet are hairy too, my legs look like the amazon forest (since i was a kid, btw), i have hair on the sides of my nipples (ughh) i even have a follicule or two on places they definetely shouldnt be (like i said, my arms).
You would think god would've AT LEAST gave a head full of hair from the cradle to the grave (as a fair compensation), right?!! NAHHH you ugly ass will be balding too.
God, sometimes i actually wish my father would've known of his genetic inferiority and gave me the chance of never been born. I look like the younger, spitting image of this decrepit, degenerate lunatic, and theres NOTHING i can do about it.