Serious I have mastered the art of mastrubating with my left hand

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2 months ago I noticed that my right arm is somewhat larger than my left arm

Working out confirmed that my arms are not balanced, I could lift more with my right arm


Since then Ive been working on masturbating only with my left arm

Today I can say that I have mastered the art, I can get the technique right every time and come no matter how desensitized my dick is

My arms are also the same now

Gonna probs start alternating soon
 
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ive always fapped with left hand tbh
 
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I heard fapping with your left hands feels like a handjob
 
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Did this years ago. I can fap with both hands
 
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Same here, actually. Which is good, because (and I am not saying it's Islamically permitted to do it!) there things we are supposed to do using our left hand, in particular more negative things like wiping your ass or cleaning the toilet.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
I heard fapping with your left hands feels like a handjob
i might need to try that been many years
 
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youre merely a child
ive been doing it for 10 years now
 
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i can do it with both hands
 
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Total Imbecile said:
2 months ago I noticed that my right arm is somewhat larger than my left arm
Same dude, I'm a coomer I guess. Although I can fap with my left hand if I want need to, it's just more comfortable for me to use my right hand.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
I heard fapping with your left hands feels like a handjob
It doesn't

But you can sit on your hand until it goes numb and then jerk off, it definitely feels different

I guess you could even use a tourniquet because hand returns to normal rather fast, just make sure you don't keep it on for over 2 hours
 
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I'm left-handed
 
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ADepressedVirgin said:
ive always fapped with left hand tbh
Same tbh
 
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You have such mad skills.
What we would do without you?
 
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I'm left handed so that's what I've been always doing.
 
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I'm too much right handed.
 
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