JFL i have a funny joke

[Invalidusername]

why do [snickering] seagulls fly over the sea?

bc if they flew over the bay [snorting] , they'd be called [holding in laughter] ba- [intense giggling] [lungs begin to hurt] [verge of passing out] bagels

[wheezing whilst hitting hand on table multiple times]

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I dont get it br0

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Bruh

 

[Mogged Loner]

Bagels = Jewguls

 

[Invalidusername]

I dont get it br0

they'd be called [he he he], listen listen hear me out

they'd be calle- [long wheeze]

called bagels [falls of chair, struggling to breathe bc of too much laughter]

 

[Deleted member 20659]

seagulls

Idk this word

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Clever joke tbh.

 

[Invalidusername]

Idk this word

it's because sea- [heeee heeeee] seagulls are a type of bird

and they fly over the sea [HEEE HEEE], so if they flew over the bay they [WHEEEEEZZZEEE] be called bagels (bay gulls) [ROTFLMAO]

 

[Deleted member 20659]

baygels

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Ur getting more autistic every day ngl

 

[Invalidusername]

Ur getting more autistic every day ngl

bag-

-els

 

[Diocel]

if you have to explain the joke, it isn't a good one.

 

[Yerberito]

I need to read the explain to get it

 

[FlamingCel]

Clever joke tbh.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

 

[gymletethnicel]

You're a funny guy man

 

[Valiant Virgin]

 

[Deleted member 20659]

it isn't a good one

 

[Invalidusername]

b-

 

[78980n]

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch together? An attempted murder.

 

[Invalidusername]

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch together? An attempted murder.

yo yo its me funky pengoowin, here to explain the joke.

a group of crows is called a murder and two crows aren't quite a group so they can't be counted as a murder so the joke described it as an attempted murder because they attempted to form a murder and also this is a play on words because attempted murder means to attempt to kill someone so its like a pun

stay funky ya'llllllllll

 

[Numb]

What do women and tornados have in common?

 

[Jazavac]

Ha! Ha!