LifeFuel I have a date tomorrow night...

[wizardcel]

... with my hand.

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

relateable

 

[wereqryan]

The hand is now your gf! Fakecel OUT!

 

[Monk of Failure]

... with my girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

s.co

 

[GreaseCel]

Cha... Oh. I know the feeling

 

[needsolution]

i had date with my hand today already, was cool and i didnt have to pay for dinner

 

[TheSecondComing]

s.co

tfw read title

 

[D3X]

MOGS ME

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

MOGS ME

You are handless?

 

[azakhan]

over for handcels

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Why not today? Everyday dating with hand-chan

 

[ChinaCurry]

... with my hand.

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.

What's your race?

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Predictable clickbait thread

 

[D3X]

You are handless?

my hand hates me

 

[KingChemist]

The hand is now your gf! Fakecel OUT!

 

[wizardcel]

What's your race?

Hispanic.
62

hahahah

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

my hand hates me

Oh, I am sorry

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Well at least we have hands I guess

Could be this kid tbh.

 

[wizardcel]

Well at least we have hands I guess

Could be this kid tbh.

Clown world tbh. Even a fat disabled woman had sex. " females can be incels teheeee"

The kid is fucked. His life is already over. No one will want to date him, and not only he will get bullied but he will have to witness all the girls from his school getting fucked by chad. By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.

That's probably the craziest part of all, normies are fucking retarded.

 

[thebuddhacel]

Well at least we have hands I guess

Could be this kid tbh.

This was genetic right? So she knew he could born also without arms, so why the fuck she had a child?

 

[Deleted member 8353]

This was genetic right? So she knew he could born also without arms, so why the fuck she had a child?

Yeah it's genetic, comments on the video are disabled, of course. Just a selfish foid, didn't care that her child was likely to be born deformed, I feel bad for that kid though.

 

[starystulejarz]

 

[Bourbon]

Cha... Oh. I know the feeling

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Well at least we have hands I guess

Could be this kid tbh.

What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw

 

[LastGerman]

over for handcels

@Blacktarpill

By the way, I also have a date with the local gym.

 

[PPEcel]

chads.co

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I sit in car alone on Friday night

 

[Emba]

I have two (2, dos) dates because...

Ambidextrous!

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Predictable clickbait thread

 

[Yungguy]

What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw

No arms so he can't even post here

 

[Deleted member 21514]

No arms so he can't even post here

True lmao he will be a lurker probably

 

[Guest2]

@Dionysus which hands do you fap with

 

[TheReaper]

remember to ask for consent.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

"I was born, and then, it's over"

 

[M12Comic]

and race.

What race are you OP?

 

[KilluminoidBR]

What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw

He will not. He has no hands to registrate.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

He will not. He has no hands to registrate.

Maybe with his feets

 

[ihaveno1]

not the first time ive seen a thread like this

 

[Haywire]

a hand...... porn and imagination arent really working anymore for me lmao wtf is this life this is pure hell

 

[wizardcel]

What race are you OP?

hispanic

 

[M12Comic]

hispanic

Not bad

 

[ERadicator]

It's over for amputeecels

 

[DeathtoallChads]

... with my hand.

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.

 

[Dionysus]

@Dionysus which hands do you fap with

my left one but sometimes if its tired then i switch to right

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Clown world tbh. Even a fat disabled woman had sex. " females can be incels teheeee"

The kid is fucked. His life is already over. No one will want to date him, and not only he will get bullied but he will have to witness all the girls from his school getting fucked by chad. By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.

Juggernaut law knows no bounds.

 

[2340922]

Send hand pic i will draw eyes on it so itwill be more realistic

 

[Valiant Virgin]

My hand is my trusty companion. It doesn't cheat on me, it doesn't argue with me, it doesn't put up last minute resistance, it does it exactly the way I want whenever I want. Best companion.

 

[Emergency Manual]

I fuck Rosie and her 5 sisters every weekend.

No arms so he can't even post here

Speech to text software will be good by the time he’s old enough to be dating.