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SuicideFuel I hate how cavalier they are about this shit

the normies in the comments praising her is a sign of the apocalypse
 
Imagine having so much sex that you need to augment the sex by having a fucking swing installed in your apartment, which is no trivial feat. Like nikka I just wanna get my dick wet no special accoutrements needed but there are people out there having so much sex they’re like “yep I need a swing installed in my apartment” to show off to the whole world just much of a cooler they are. Meanwhile men like us are just supposed to be okay with never being touched our whole lives.
 
Imagine having so much sex that you need to augment the sex by having a fucking swing installed in your apartment, which is no trivial feat. Like nikka I just wanna get my dick wet no special accoutrements needed but there are people out there having so much sex they’re like “yep I need a swing installed in my apartment” to show off to the whole world just much of a cooler they are. Meanwhile men like us are just supposed to be okay with never being touched our whole lives.
It's disgusting, both viscerally and mentally.

How the fuck is the disparity this huge?! I can't even get starfish sex from a landwhale and there are people that need to attach shock collars to themselves for sexy time.

Nuke the world
 
I don't get it how could this thing be used for sexual pleasure?
 
I don't get it how could this thing be used for sexual pleasure?

Sex swings are devices designed to suspend one or both partners during sexual activity, allowing for unique angles, reduced physical strain, and an enhanced sense of excitement or novelty. They facilitate positions and movements that may be difficult to achieve otherwise. [1, 2]


Purpose and Benefits
  • Expanded Positions & Angles: Swings allow for gravity-defying positions and different angles for penetration that are challenging on a flat surface.
  • Reduced Strain: They can support body weight, which lessens the physical strain on muscles and joints, benefiting individuals with physical impairments, disabilities, arthritis, or muscular weakness.
  • Enhanced Sensation & Movement: The suspension allows for momentum and a wider range of motion, which can increase pleasure and intensity.
  • Bondage & Kink Play: Swings can serve as a form of light bondage, where the suspended partner cedes some control to the other, which can be an exciting element for those interested in BDSM.
  • Novelty: For many couples, using a sex swing adds variety and a playful, "spicy" element to their sex life. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Common Uses and Positions
Swings are used for various types of sexual activity, including vaginal and anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus. [1]
Some popular positions include:
  • Swinging Missionary: The receiving partner lies on their back in the swing with legs supported by stirrups, and the penetrating partner stands between their legs.
  • Hanging Doggy Style: The receiving partner leans forward into the swing, supported by the torso and hips, with the penetrating partner approaching from behind.
  • Swinging Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl: One partner sits in the swing, and the other partner straddles them, either facing them (cowgirl) or facing away (reverse cowgirl).
  • Suspended Oral Sex: One partner is suspended in the swing, allowing the other partner easy, hands-free access for performing oral sex. [2, 3, 7, 8]
Types of Swings
Sex swings come in various designs for different spaces and preferences:
  • Door Swings: Simple and portable, these fit over a sturdy door frame. They are good for beginners but offer a limited range of motion.
  • Ceiling-Mounted Swings: These offer more stability, higher weight capacity, and greater range of motion but require secure, permanent installation into a ceiling joist or beam.
  • Sex Slings: Similar to a hammock, these have a large panel of fabric or leather that supports the whole body, often with their own free-standing frame.
  • Free-standing Swings: These come with their own metal or wood frame and do not require wall or ceiling installation, making them portable and stable. [1, 6, 7, 9, 10]
Before using a sex swing, it is essential to follow all manufacturer instructions for installation and use to ensure safety and prevent injury. Open communication with partners about comfort levels and boundaries is also vital. [3, 6]

AI responses may include mistakes.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_swing
[2] https://www.masterclass.com/articles/guide-to-sex-swings
[3] https://www.mensjournal.com/sex-relationships/sex-swing-positions
[4] https://www.webmd.com/sex/sex-swing
[5] https://www.modernintimacy.com/is-a-sex-swing-right-for-your-relationship/
[6] https://thegreentanners.com/blog/how-to-use-a-sex-swing/
[7] https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-are-sex-swing-positions
[8] https://www.mumsnet.com/articles/what-is-a-sex-swing
[9]
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/ldssexuality/comments/1ayxc8c/has_anyone_used_a_sex_swing/

[10] https://empoweraba.com/autism-swinging-chair/
 
WHAT THE FUCK :feelsrope:
 
Imagine having so much sex that you need to augment the sex by having a fucking swing installed in your apartment, which is no trivial feat. Like nikka I just wanna get my dick wet no special accoutrements needed but there are people out there having so much sex they’re like “yep I need a swing installed in my apartment” to show off to the whole world just much of a cooler they are. Meanwhile men like us are just supposed to be okay with never being touched our whole lives.
what's wild is that it's right by the edge of her bed, which already puts her in a sex swing like posish
 
Im Italian, toilets are like this bc of the EU
I spend a few minutes wondering aha/how/why/fascinating. Turns out that I am stupid, I cannot figure it out. heelp. why is that, what does the EU do?
 
I spend a few minutes wondering aha/how/why/fascinating. Turns out that I am stupid, I cannot figure it out. heelp. why is that, what does the EU do?
I wrote that cause there was auto translate activated and I tought the bitch was speaking italian, it was AI enhanced, im tired. But still, the EU contributed to globalization, “women empowergoyment”, hedonism, normalization of sex liberalism, obscenity. Just check out paris olympics and see for yourself what this continent has become.
 
Why the fuck would someone openly share this online?!
 
I'm not gonna giver her any views
 
So, she is a whore and wanted the whole world to know.

Also, she is advertising herself to Chad.

Also, it is insane how there is no shame anymore in even showing yourself to the whole world like that.
 
Meanwhile, hed looksmatch will only ever swing from the end of a rope.
 
What the fuck are the logistics of a sex swing?
 
Let me check, WTF is that.:giga:
 
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Imagine having so much sex that you need to augment the sex by having a fucking swing installed in your apartment, which is no trivial feat. Like nikka I just wanna get my dick wet no special accoutrements needed but there are people out there having so much sex they’re like “yep I need a swing installed in my apartment” to show off to the whole world just much of a cooler they are. Meanwhile men like us are just supposed to be okay with never being touched our whole lives.
Gonna kms
 
I guess the video is too low iq my internet is refusing to load it
 
Never knew that sex swings are a thing. Found out cause of the shameless foid.
 
Just from her face you can tell she is completely blown out
 
She reminds me of the divinity trailer of the woman who picks up her child to get a better view of the village orgy/glutton fest while they burn an oldcel alive
 
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Sex swings are devices designed to suspend one or both partners during sexual activity, allowing for unique angles, reduced physical strain, and an enhanced sense of excitement or novelty. They facilitate positions and movements that may be difficult to achieve otherwise. [1, 2]


Purpose and Benefits
  • Expanded Positions & Angles: Swings allow for gravity-defying positions and different angles for penetration that are challenging on a flat surface.
  • Reduced Strain: They can support body weight, which lessens the physical strain on muscles and joints, benefiting individuals with physical impairments, disabilities, arthritis, or muscular weakness.
  • Enhanced Sensation & Movement: The suspension allows for momentum and a wider range of motion, which can increase pleasure and intensity.
  • Bondage & Kink Play: Swings can serve as a form of light bondage, where the suspended partner cedes some control to the other, which can be an exciting element for those interested in BDSM.
  • Novelty: For many couples, using a sex swing adds variety and a playful, "spicy" element to their sex life. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Common Uses and Positions
Swings are used for various types of sexual activity, including vaginal and anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus. [1]
Some popular positions include:
  • Swinging Missionary: The receiving partner lies on their back in the swing with legs supported by stirrups, and the penetrating partner stands between their legs.
  • Hanging Doggy Style: The receiving partner leans forward into the swing, supported by the torso and hips, with the penetrating partner approaching from behind.
  • Swinging Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl: One partner sits in the swing, and the other partner straddles them, either facing them (cowgirl) or facing away (reverse cowgirl).
  • Suspended Oral Sex: One partner is suspended in the swing, allowing the other partner easy, hands-free access for performing oral sex. [2, 3, 7, 8]
Types of Swings
Sex swings come in various designs for different spaces and preferences:
  • Door Swings: Simple and portable, these fit over a sturdy door frame. They are good for beginners but offer a limited range of motion.
  • Ceiling-Mounted Swings: These offer more stability, higher weight capacity, and greater range of motion but require secure, permanent installation into a ceiling joist or beam.
  • Sex Slings: Similar to a hammock, these have a large panel of fabric or leather that supports the whole body, often with their own free-standing frame.
  • Free-standing Swings: These come with their own metal or wood frame and do not require wall or ceiling installation, making them portable and stable. [1, 6, 7, 9, 10]
Before using a sex swing, it is essential to follow all manufacturer instructions for installation and use to ensure safety and prevent injury. Open communication with partners about comfort levels and boundaries is also vital. [3, 6]

AI responses may include mistakes.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_swing
[2] https://www.masterclass.com/articles/guide-to-sex-swings
[3] https://www.mensjournal.com/sex-relationships/sex-swing-positions
[4] https://www.webmd.com/sex/sex-swing
[5] https://www.modernintimacy.com/is-a-sex-swing-right-for-your-relationship/
[6] https://thegreentanners.com/blog/how-to-use-a-sex-swing/
[7] https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-are-sex-swing-positions
[8] https://www.mumsnet.com/articles/what-is-a-sex-swing
[9]
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/ldssexuality/comments/1ayxc8c/has_anyone_used_a_sex_swing/

[10] https://empoweraba.com/autism-swinging-chair/

Brutal difference between knowledge and experiencepill
 
very funny, roast

face the wall :feelshmm:
 
Foids will do shit like this then proceed to call sub8 men "porn addicts" for wanting a gf
 
So, she is a whore and wanted the whole world to know.

Also, she is advertising herself to Chad.

Also, it is insane how there is no shame anymore in even showing yourself to the whole world like that.
This. Females are rewarded to be a slut today, it used to be very taboo - like how she mentioned her grandma possible disapproval.
 
How do you have sex on a swing
 
Modern society and its flippant attitude toward these matters is revolting.
 

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