LifeFuel I got my first date in 20 y

[Shrek]

So I got my first date in 20 y and I am so nervous.I never thought it will happen and is exactly how I imagined it .Big ,juicy, bronzed like a latina but also little and cute.She just told to me that I am cute and she can't wait to touch my lips with her soft skin.And she smells so nice just like sugar does but also exotic.I don't know what to wear for this special event but I think a cozy tuxedo will do the job.Or maybe i should just go in my pijamas?I don't want to seem stupid to her so I think I will stick to the first idea.I can't wait to taste her amazing skin tonight.






















So anyway, which date should I pick first?

 

[Incelius Savage]

U had me

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

 

[InMinecraft]

 

[El Enemigo]

In 20 years?

 

[Blackpillennium]

In 20 years?

so OP had a date with some one hundred year old looking raisin before?

 

[yunglean69]

 

[Transcended Trucel]

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

JFL OP you are a master baiter.

 

[Shrek]

JFL OP you are a master baiter.

Master baiter or masturbator?

 

[BornToLose]

Master baiter or masturbator?

A wanker.

 

[faded]

Burn in hell fake cel

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Master baiter or masturbator?

Both

 

[Shrek]

Burn in hell fake cel

OK

 

[AlexAnguish]

Amazing how almost no one fucking reads posts. jfc

 

[Lycan]

U had me

he had me too. was about to post the good ol

 

[JeffDude]

congrats , how did you get the date

 

[yez]

 

[Deleted member 28708]

Burn in hell fake cel

 

[텍스트]

Me :

 

[Deleted member 40252]

Chads.is

 

[Laskah]

U had me in the first half ngl

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Looks less dried and wrinkled than a lot of 'em, good catch

 

[Don Vito]

How it ended?

 

[Loner94]

Lol well played

 

[InMemoriam]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA