Yeah you heard that correct I kissed a foid, yeah yo boy @VλREN kissed a foid
But not in the way you think
I have literally never told anyone this story until now
I was around five years old, My mom had theses older relatives. I am not quite sure who they Were exactly in relation with the family but it might have been my moms uncle or something and his wife who was maybe in her early 50s. I don’t really remember anything about her but she wasn’t biologically related to me. We only visited them twice and this was the last time.
Anyway we went to their house and the whole thing feels like a fever dream.
This nigga had a huge ass backyard with like three beetle cars in the corner (the type that Ted bundy drove, not even joking man)
But yeah anyway when we where leaving his wife said good bye to me in the kitchen and she bent down and kissed me in the mouth. She literally stuck her tongue in my mouth and I remember feeling it moving around. It only lasted for a few seconds. I also vividly remember seeing a strand of salvia when she pulled her head up. I also can’t recall if she put her hands on me when it happened.
Also Despite the fact that I have never drank I think I remember her spit tasting like alcohol, I do remember her drinking, I mean all the adults where. Might have been the main motivator.
I can remember this five second event in vivid detail, like i remember what the kitchen looked like despite the fact that we only visited their house twice. I can also remember the boomer song “landslide” was playing in the background.
I was Quite shocked when it happened, I wasn’t aroused but I also wasn’t completely piss baby traumatized. I was like WTF just happened, but in a way it felt fucking amazing. It was a really Hard feeling to describe, I’ll admit that I hope that in the future there’s some technology that allows me to relive it.
I don’t really remember what she looked like, only that she was a older white woman that had red hair that almost looked orange.
If it happened to me nowadays I would have probably jizzed instantly tbh
But yeah that’s literally it man
Before anyone wants to ban just know that’s literally the most physical intimacy I’ve had. It’s been almost 20 years man….
Plus the 5 year old version of me looked way different then the 23 year old orc version of me
Oh and guess what?
This story involves Jill valentine to a degree
Yeah I am not fucking joking at all
We had a Dreamcast with resident evil 3 nemesis and I remember a few days afterwards I was playing it (just screwing around because I was too stupid) and while I was playing the game I was thinking about the incident.
Life is fucking weird man
But not in the way you think
I have literally never told anyone this story until now
I was around five years old, My mom had theses older relatives. I am not quite sure who they Were exactly in relation with the family but it might have been my moms uncle or something and his wife who was maybe in her early 50s. I don’t really remember anything about her but she wasn’t biologically related to me. We only visited them twice and this was the last time.
Anyway we went to their house and the whole thing feels like a fever dream.
This nigga had a huge ass backyard with like three beetle cars in the corner (the type that Ted bundy drove, not even joking man)
But yeah anyway when we where leaving his wife said good bye to me in the kitchen and she bent down and kissed me in the mouth. She literally stuck her tongue in my mouth and I remember feeling it moving around. It only lasted for a few seconds. I also vividly remember seeing a strand of salvia when she pulled her head up. I also can’t recall if she put her hands on me when it happened.
Also Despite the fact that I have never drank I think I remember her spit tasting like alcohol, I do remember her drinking, I mean all the adults where. Might have been the main motivator.
I can remember this five second event in vivid detail, like i remember what the kitchen looked like despite the fact that we only visited their house twice. I can also remember the boomer song “landslide” was playing in the background.
I was Quite shocked when it happened, I wasn’t aroused but I also wasn’t completely piss baby traumatized. I was like WTF just happened, but in a way it felt fucking amazing. It was a really Hard feeling to describe, I’ll admit that I hope that in the future there’s some technology that allows me to relive it.
I don’t really remember what she looked like, only that she was a older white woman that had red hair that almost looked orange.
If it happened to me nowadays I would have probably jizzed instantly tbh
But yeah that’s literally it man
Before anyone wants to ban just know that’s literally the most physical intimacy I’ve had. It’s been almost 20 years man….
Plus the 5 year old version of me looked way different then the 23 year old orc version of me
Oh and guess what?
This story involves Jill valentine to a degree
Yeah I am not fucking joking at all
We had a Dreamcast with resident evil 3 nemesis and I remember a few days afterwards I was playing it (just screwing around because I was too stupid) and while I was playing the game I was thinking about the incident.
Life is fucking weird man
