I got a puppy.. could this work?

[whatsthedeal12]

$650 plus all the equipment. Little guy's shitting and pissing all over my floors, but he'll be better soon.

Do you think a puppy's enough? I've seen middle aged homeless dudes get numbers with one. I've always known dogs were a chick magnet, but never made the investment. Can I finally ascend?

 

[Lester]

Get a dog...get a foid...ascend? Why not just cut out the middleman and ascend right now?

man’s best friend, bro

 

[Deleted member 19079]

obviously not. getting a puppy wont fix your deformed face jfl

dogs are a great cope though so theres that

 

[frustratedhapa]

what breed of dog? pic plz? go to the dog park when its older and try to pick up chicks there...

 

[Emba]

Wow. 650 for a puppy.
You could have bought a nice who're for that.

You don't buy a dog to get a woman...

You buy a dog because you want a dog!

It's not an accessory! It's a buddy.

 

[CedCel]

It's not an accessory! It's a buddy.

Bad enough they too get cast into this world (and literally castrated). What's worse than being denied females and freedom forever? When your best friend only uses you to ascend. You're in this together, don't make it worse for him.