anti vaxxers i need your help. i am 100% against the vax. i believe it contains poisonous metal that can be triggered by 5G cell towers and fuck with your neurological system and cause all kinds of issues like cancer down the line. the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population. i wasnt going to ever get it up until a week or 2 ago when a state job i applied for back in 2014 (JFL) finally got back to me.
they are looking to hire me at the end of the month, and for the last few weeks ive been doing paperwork, drug/alcohol tests, etc. i was very excited to be hired because you can make
$140,000+ per year with overtime after just a few years, plus it has tons of other great perks and benefits. ive never seen that kinda money in my life and it would help me cope with new cars, food, big TVs, high end Gaming PCs, top tier escorts, etc.. i was super excited that something positive in my life was about to happen for once, that is until (in true incel fashion), i was hit with a bombshell that all new employees MUST be vaccinated. either get the vax or no job. those are the 2 choices.
if i dont take this job, i will be a fucking loser making
$40,000 per year most likely for the rest of my life and may as well commit suicide. this is 1 of the best opportunities ill probably ever get in my sad, sad life. its a once in a lifetime opportunity
i need my fellow incels to give me advice and info on the vax.
-can i fake it somehow?
-can i use a prosthetic arm?
-if faking is impossible, which vaccine should i take?
-can i flush out my system afterwards to get the nasty poison out?
-should i eat/drink any kind of holistic shit to try and negate the effects?
what would you do in this situation?
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