SuicideFuel I got a dream job offer, but the vaccine is mandatory in order to be hired

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stretch-cel said:
what is a metal detox diet? can you explain in more detail? will this negate the effects of the virus and help flush it out?
It’ll fight against spike proteins eat things with lots of zinc in it
 
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Justdone said:
It’ll fight against spike proteins eat things with lots of zinc in it
nice. should i start taking zinc oxide pills? i already take multi vitamins since im a gymcel
 
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stretch-cel said:
nice. should i start taking zinc oxide pills? i already take multi vitamins since im a gymcel
Not too much of that but like sure
 
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stretch-cel said:
make $140,000+ per year with overtime
fuck you richfag
 
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stretch-cel said:
the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population.
they've been doing that for over half a century now, it's called feminism. They don't need 5G towers to lower the population.
 
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Hey y'all I just hit the lottery, and all I gotta do is say "yes".

I really don't know what I should do, guys. Should I say "yes" or "no"?

Please help.
 
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Fake that shit, tbh. Fuck vaccine shills.
 
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CrackingYs said:
Hey y'all I just hit the lottery, and all I gotta do is say "yes".

I really don't know what I should do, guys. Should I say "yes" or "no"?

Please help.
its not the same. yes this is a great job opportunity but is it worth being a labrat? if it was millions up front then i would say yes without hesitation.
does anybody know what might happen if i only get 1 shot instead of the 2 doses? would that be better? the job only requires proof of 1 shot, but they never said they needed the 2nd shot. would there be any side effects to ONLY getting 1 shot and never getting the 2nd one?
 
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Look online for a way to fake the vaccine. There are forgers out there and it's a thriving industry. Fuck the government telling you what to do. Forge the paperwork.
 
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Get the shot retard
 
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There's no poisonous metal in it you fucking tard. Even if there was why would you care if you're already suicidal?
 
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tacotown2142 said:
There's no poisonous metal in it you fucking tard. Even if there was why would you care if you're already suicidal?
yes there is tard, look up graphene oxide. and secondly, because if im gonna take my life then i want to be the 1 to decide that. i dont want some big nose fucking jews being able to decide when and where i die. besides, the vaccine will probably be a slow poisonous death over many years with degenerative neurological issues. which means i wont even be able to cope with vidya u stupid fuck
 
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Don’t be a cuck and get the job. Remember, if you won’t take it then some foid will.
 
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stretch-cel said:
yes there is tard, look up graphene oxide. and secondly, because if im gonna take my life then i want to be the 1 to decide that. i dont want some big nose fucking jews being able to decide when and where i die. besides, the vaccine will probably be a slow poisonous death over many years with degenerative neurological issues. which means i wont even be able to cope with vidya u stupid fuck
No there isn't schizo. There's no graphene oxide in the vaccines. I swear to god low IQ dipshits who believe everything they read, whether they be lefties who believe the MSM uncritically, or schizos who believe every dumbshit conspiracy blog post are equally as annoying.
 
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Therapywasaaste said:
Just get it, pussy. who cares about side effects?
 
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In all likelihood it’s harmless. I seriously doubt it’s being pushed for nefarious purposes. Wouldn’t it make more sense to slip the poison vaccine into the regular annual vaccines that everybody gets without a second thought? Instead of inventing a new one with a reputation for being rushed/experimental, for a totally meme virus that nobody is afraid of in the first place (honest signal, if anyone believe covid is as deadly as they’re expected to pretend it is, they wouldn’t go outside in anything less than a full hazmat, much less some 1mm paper face covering)

but let’s say you’re right, is it not possible to falsify a vaccine card? Ask to borrow someone’s and duplicate it but with your name. Or maybe bribe someone who administers the vaccine to squirt it into the sink
 
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stretch-cel said:
anti vaxxers i need your help. i am 100% against the vax. i believe it contains poisonous metal that can be triggered by 5G cell towers and fuck with your neurological system and cause all kinds of issues like cancer down the line. the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population. i wasnt going to ever get it up until a week or 2 ago when a state job i applied for back in 2014 (JFL) finally got back to me.

they are looking to hire me at the end of the month, and for the last few weeks ive been doing paperwork, drug/alcohol tests, etc. i was very excited to be hired because you can make $140,000+ per year with overtime after just a few years, plus it has tons of other great perks and benefits. ive never seen that kinda money in my life and it would help me cope with new cars, food, big TVs, high end Gaming PCs, top tier escorts, etc.. i was super excited that something positive in my life was about to happen for once, that is until (in true incel fashion), i was hit with a bombshell that all new employees MUST be vaccinated. either get the vax or no job. those are the 2 choices.

if i dont take this job, i will be a fucking loser making $40,000 per year most likely for the rest of my life and may as well commit suicide. this is 1 of the best opportunities ill probably ever get in my sad, sad life. its a once in a lifetime opportunity

i need my fellow incels to give me advice and info on the vax.

-can i fake it somehow?
-can i use a prosthetic arm? :feelshaha:
-if faking is impossible, which vaccine should i take?
-can i flush out my system afterwards to get the nasty poison out?
-should i eat/drink any kind of holistic shit to try and negate the effects?

what would you do in this situation?

Describe what is your job?
 
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