SuicideFuel I got a dream job offer, but the vaccine is mandatory in order to be hired

[stretch-cel]

anti vaxxers i need your help. i am 100% against the vax. i believe it contains poisonous metal that can be triggered by 5G cell towers and fuck with your neurological system and cause all kinds of issues like cancer down the line. the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population. i wasnt going to ever get it up until a week or 2 ago when a state job i applied for back in 2014 (JFL) finally got back to me.

they are looking to hire me at the end of the month, and for the last few weeks ive been doing paperwork, drug/alcohol tests, etc. i was very excited to be hired because you can make $140,000+ per year with overtime after just a few years, plus it has tons of other great perks and benefits. ive never seen that kinda money in my life and it would help me cope with new cars, food, big TVs, high end Gaming PCs, top tier escorts, etc.. i was super excited that something positive in my life was about to happen for once, that is until (in true incel fashion), i was hit with a bombshell that all new employees MUST be vaccinated. either get the vax or no job. those are the 2 choices.

if i dont take this job, i will be a fucking loser making $40,000 per year most likely for the rest of my life and may as well commit suicide. this is 1 of the best opportunities ill probably ever get in my sad, sad life. its a once in a lifetime opportunity

i need my fellow incels to give me advice and info on the vax.

-can i fake it somehow?
-can i use a prosthetic arm?
-if faking is impossible, which vaccine should i take?
-can i flush out my system afterwards to get the nasty poison out?
-should i eat/drink any kind of holistic shit to try and negate the effects?

what would you do in this situation?

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Just get it, pussy. who cares about side effects?

 

[0Energy0Happyness]

Funni

 

[Amphetaminecel]

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Imagine coming to a site for lonley men for advice like this

You already know your dumbass isn't turning this shit down, why bother making the thread

 

[stretch-cel]

Just get it, pussy. who cares about side effects?

because i dont want the fucking government or scientists dictating my life. i have been suicidal in the past but at least thats MY choice. plus what if i get some kind of side effect like partial paralysis or some shit. then i wont even be able to cop with vidya or the gym

Imagine coming to a site for lonley men for advice like this

You already know your dumbass isn't turning this shit down, why bother making the thread

youre kinda right, its hard to envision a scenario where i would turn this down. but can you give me advice of any kind that could be helpful?

 

[Wellington]

I say don't take the vaccine

But at the end of the day it's your choice to make

 

[IncelGolem]

because i dont want the fucking government or scientists dictating my life. i have been suicidal in the past but at least thats MY choice. plus what if i get some kind of side effect like partial paralysis or some shit. then i wont even be able to cop with vidya or the gym

Higher likelihood of getting hit by a bus tomorrow and becoming partially paralyzed. Yet you're still going to go outside. Surely you'd do that for $140,000 a year too.

 

[SoloAlex]

Greycel brag thread

 

[stretch-cel]

I say don't take the vaccine

But at the end of the day it's your choice to make

no vax = no job.

if i turn this down i will work a dead end job and do doordash on the side for 40k a year for the rest of my fucking life

 

[Mainländer]

Don't accept it and tell your employers about the gospel and the mark.

I think we're really close to the end so don't worry, chill with a more modest gig.

 

[stretch-cel]

Greycel brag thread

its not a brag u silly cuck. its literally the 1st and only good thing thats ever happened to me. im 34 and making 35k a year with 0 other skills

 

[Lonelycel]

140k? Which field is this job in?

 

[stretch-cel]

Higher likelihood of getting hit by a bus tomorrow and becoming partially paralyzed. Yet you're still going to go outside. Surely you'd do that for $140,000 a year too.

you are right and heres the other thing. imagine i turn this offer down, and they mandate the vaccine down the line anyway. ill have sacrificed the job for nothing.

 

[Wellington]

no vax = no job.

Well then that's the price to pay

Again, you have to make the choice for yourself

 

[stretch-cel]

Well then that's the price to pay

Again, you have to make the choice for yourself

what would you do?

 

[Negroid Berber]

just get it
also fuck your pfp

 

[SoloAlex]

its not a brag u silly cuck. its literally the 1st and only good thing thats ever happened to me. im 34 and making 35k a year with 0 other skills

You are bragging. You could have made the same thread just without naming your salary of 140k. But you couldn’t resist to brag.

 

[stretch-cel]

You are bragging. You could have made the same thread just without naming your salary of 140k. But you couldn’t resist to brag.

no dumbass, i had to include the salary (by the way, thats only with overtime) to show the stakes that are at hand. if i said this was only a job making 50k a year then the choice to turn it down would be a lot easier

 

[SoloAlex]

no dumbass, i had to include the salary (by the way, thats only with overtime) to show the stakes that are at hand. if i said this was only a job making 50k a year then the choice to turn it down would be a lot easier

Don’t name the money you will make. What about that?
Just say there is a good job I would really like to do…

 

[Wellington]

what would you do?

I would reject the job offer.

I'm anti-vaxx on principle, I'm not sure if you are.

To me its similar to someone offering me my dream job but they require me to give blowjobs and get anally fucked. Of course I would fucking reject an offer like that, no matter how much money they offer me.

I know it sounds cheesy, but sometimes your dignity is worth more than any amount of money.

 

[Diocel]

Greycel brag thread

 

[stretch-cel]

I would reject the job offer.

I'm anti-vaxx on principle, I'm not sure if you are.

To me its similar to someone offering me my dream job but they require me to give blowjobs and get anally fucked. Of course I would fucking reject an offer like that, no matter how much money they offer me.

I know it sounds cheesy, but sometimes your dignity is worth more than any amount of money.

i agree 100% but my line of thinking is that they may make the vaccine mandatory 1 day anyway. i know they cant threaten you with execution (yet...) to take it, but they CAN make your life a living hell. imagine not being able to maintain/renew a drivers license, imagine not being able to get a loan/mortgage/credit, etc. these are all things that could potentially happen in the very near future, so turning down a great job offer would be done in vein IMO. unless you are willing to live off the grid or in an RV the rest of your life, you will eventually have to comply and get the vax IMO

 

[Wellington]

i agree 100% but my line of thinking is that they may make the vaccine mandatory 1 day anyway. i know they cant threaten you with execution (yet...) to take it, but they CAN make your life a living hell. imagine not being able to maintain/renew a drivers license, imagine not being able to get a loan/mortgage/credit, etc. these are all things that could potentially happen in the very near future, so turning down a great job offer would be done in vein IMO. unless you are willing to live off the grid or in an RV the rest of your life, you will eventually have to comply and get the vax IMO

I'm an Orthodox Christian so I see this as a Mark-of-the-Beast/Antichrist system coming to fruition.

I know they'll make it mandatory by force at some point. I know and accept that they'll probably kill or imprison me because I refuse the vaxx. I'm not trying to sound dramatic, I've just accepted the reality for what it is.

Again, I'm only giving you my perspective and advice. The choice is yours to make.

 

[Escthectrler]

Don't get the jew jab

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Pay someone (a doctor) 10-20K to look away while you "take" the vaccine I guess?

 

[Fat Link]

anti vaxxers i need your help. i am 100% against the vax. i believe it contains poisonous metal that can be triggered by 5G cell towers and fuck with your neurological system and cause all kinds of issues like cancer down the line. the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population. i wasnt going to ever get it up until a week or 2 ago when a state job i applied for back in 2014 (JFL) finally got back to me.

they are looking to hire me at the end of the month, and for the last few weeks ive been doing paperwork, drug/alcohol tests, etc. i was very excited to be hired because you can make $140,000+ per year with overtime after just a few years, plus it has tons of other great perks and benefits. ive never seen that kinda money in my life and it would help me cope with new cars, food, big TVs, high end Gaming PCs, top tier escorts, etc.. i was super excited that something positive in my life was about to happen for once, that is until (in true incel fashion), i was hit with a bombshell that all new employees MUST be vaccinated. either get the vax or no job. those are the 2 choices.

if i dont take this job, i will be a fucking loser making $40,000 per year most likely for the rest of my life and may as well commit suicide. this is 1 of the best opportunities ill probably ever get in my sad, sad life. its a once in a lifetime opportunity

i need my fellow incels to give me advice and info on the vax.

-can i fake it somehow?
-can i use a prosthetic arm?
-if faking is impossible, which vaccine should i take?
-can i flush out my system afterwards to get the nasty poison out?
-should i eat/drink any kind of holistic shit to try and negate the effects?

what would you do in this situation?

How to overcome the pressure to get a COVID vaccine

If I were an employee or student who was required or feeling coerced into getting a COVID vaccine, here’s how I would strategically handle it… May 27, 2021 (True Whole Human) — Recently, a friend o…

rightsfreedoms.wordpress.com

Here you go.

That site provides all sorts of legal advice and information about how it is illegal under both US and Nuremberg laws to coerce/force a vaccine upon people.

Biden and the Dems and everyone else trying to pressure and shame others into taking it are quite literally breaking the law.

“My body, my choice.”

Edit: Oh yeah and a simpler thing that might save you from the jab, albeit it will be annoying for you I’m sure is that I’ve been hearing that some if not most of the jobs that are pushing the vaxx agenda are at least offering the alternative that if you don’t want to get it you can still be employed there so long as you submit to regular testing most of which I’ve heard is weekly.

So you may be able to avoid the jab alternatively if you don’t mind some doctor or nurse shoving a cutip damn near up to your fucking brain on a weekly basis through your nose.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Just get it, pussy. who cares about side effects?

This

just get it
also fuck your pfp

 

[AtomicBlackPill]

I recommend getting it because an opportunity like this may never come for a while. I got the vax (it was that or I was getting kicked out) and I only had the shivers for a day. But after that it was fine. They way these government scum are they'll make it mandatory to work imo it's only a matter of time.

Good luck brocel

 

[Orca]

Take the vaccine, it's worth the money

What's that image?

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Well if you don’t live as long from taking the vax, at least you’ll get to spend that time coping a lot better with lots of money

 

[stretch-cel]

Pay someone (a doctor) 10-20K to look away while you "take" the vaccine I guess?

i legitimately thought about this but very few doctors would be willing to risk their license for it

How to overcome the pressure to get a COVID vaccine

If I were an employee or student who was required or feeling coerced into getting a COVID vaccine, here’s how I would strategically handle it… May 27, 2021 (True Whole Human) — Recently, a friend o…

rightsfreedoms.wordpress.com

Here you go.

That site provides all sorts of legal advice and information about how it is illegal under both US and Nuremberg laws to coerce/force a vaccine upon people.

Biden and the Dems and everyone else trying to pressure and shame others into taking it are quite literally breaking the law.

“My body, my choice.”

Edit: Oh yeah and a simpler thing that might save you from the jab, albeit it will be annoying for you I’m sure is that I’ve been hearing that some if not most of the jobs that are pushing the vaxx agenda are at least offering the alternative that if you don’t want to get it you can still be employed there so long as you submit to regular testing most of which I’ve heard is weekly.

So you may be able to avoid the jab alternatively if you don’t mind some doctor or nurse shoving a cutip damn near up to your fucking brain on a weekly basis through your nose.

this may not work for me because its a state job, not a private company. the state can do whatever the fuck it wants under bidens reign of terror

I recommend getting it because an opportunity like this may never come for a while. I got the vax (it was that or I was getting kicked out) and I only had the shivers for a day. But after that it was fine. They way these government scum are they'll make it mandatory to work imo it's only a matter of time.

Good luck brocel

you are right, thats what im thinking they will do to. it will eventually become mando for everyone. i may as well get it out of the way now and not blow the once in a lifetime job.

Take the vaccine, it's worth the money
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What's that image?

random stretch marks from google, but mine arent much better

Well if you don’t live as long from taking the vax, at least you’ll get to spend that time coping a lot better with lots of money

damn right. ill be able to afford top tier escorts

 

[Shigechi]

Take it, if you are really incel dying from the fagcine will be a bonus

 

[Uglychincel]

You already know your dumbass isn't turning this shit down, why bother making the thread

 

[Justdone]

You will need a metal detox diet from the vaccine if ya take it and have to buy supplies. I’m not taking it because I’m already a freelancer and I have nothing to return to society for

 

[IncelGolem]

OP, you don't have to tell us what state it is but at least tell us a bit about the job - what would you be doing? (I think careermaxxing is a good for incels).

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Find a doctor that will give you saline jab

 

[highinhibition]

They deman also vaccines when you go to brothels, if you dont have it you can bribe the bouncers, same thing can be done here

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

i legitimately thought about this but very few doctors would be willing to risk their license for it

Go and look for those "very few" doctors then. I'm sure if you managed to land a 140k paying job, you can improvise.

 

[Emba]

Don't get the jew jab

 

[BlkPillPres]

im 34 and making 35k a year with 0 other skills

You just answered the question yourself

Your life is shit

If you take the vaccine and die that's a win (because your life is shit lol)

If you survive to make 140K a year that's a win

The only lose is if you don't take the vaccine and remain an underemployed 30+ year old man

 

[SlayerSlayer]

anti vaxxers i need your help. i am 100% against the vax. i believe it contains poisonous metal that can be triggered by 5G cell towers and fuck with your neurological system and cause all kinds of issues like cancer down the line. the elites want to reduce population and especially INCEL population. i wasnt going to ever get it up until a week or 2 ago when a state job i applied for back in 2014 (JFL) finally got back to me.

they are looking to hire me at the end of the month, and for the last few weeks ive been doing paperwork, drug/alcohol tests, etc. i was very excited to be hired because you can make $140,000+ per year with overtime after just a few years, plus it has tons of other great perks and benefits. ive never seen that kinda money in my life and it would help me cope with new cars, food, big TVs, high end Gaming PCs, top tier escorts, etc.. i was super excited that something positive in my life was about to happen for once, that is until (in true incel fashion), i was hit with a bombshell that all new employees MUST be vaccinated. either get the vax or no job. those are the 2 choices.

if i dont take this job, i will be a fucking loser making $40,000 per year most likely for the rest of my life and may as well commit suicide. this is 1 of the best opportunities ill probably ever get in my sad, sad life. its a once in a lifetime opportunity

i need my fellow incels to give me advice and info on the vax.

-can i fake it somehow?
-can i use a prosthetic arm?
-if faking is impossible, which vaccine should i take?
-can i flush out my system afterwards to get the nasty poison out?
-should i eat/drink any kind of holistic shit to try and negate the effects?

what would you do in this situation?

don't be a cuck. NEVER STICK GOVERNMENT NEEDLES IN YOU

 

[yeahyeah]

Don’t get it.

“For the love of money is the root of all evil”

Best to say to them, “I want the job, but I’m not getting the vaccine.”

“Oh why’s that?”

“Because I just don’t want to get the vaccine.”

If they say no, then don’t take the job.

But at the end of the day it’s your call.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

activate windows go to settings to activate windows

 

[ScornedStoic]

Just get it, pussy. who cares about side effects?

 

[stretch-cel]

You will need a metal detox diet from the vaccine if ya take it and have to buy supplies. I’m not taking it because I’m already a freelancer and I have nothing to return to society for

what is a metal detox diet? can you explain in more detail? will this negate the effects of the virus and help flush it out?

OP, you don't have to tell us what state it is but at least tell us a bit about the job - what would you be doing? (I think careermaxxing is a good for incels).

its a community service job. think public transportation, policeman, firefighter, etc. im not saying its 1 of those, but it falls under the same category. its a really good job with a salary up to $140k (if you do overtime) and health benefits. its very hard to get hired on this job since its very competitive. theres also promotional opportunities and id probably even make some new real life friends, and friendship is an area i am severely lacking in. basically id be set for life if i took this job (at least financially).

Find a doctor that will give you saline jab

where and how? i wish. i would even bribe them with money

You just answered the question yourself

Your life is shit

If you take the vaccine and die that's a win (because your life is shit lol)

If you survive to make 140K a year that's a win

The only lose is if you don't take the vaccine and remain an underemployed 30+ year old man

when you put it like this maybe i should just fucking get the damn vaccine and take the job

 

[DreadfulDoomer]

Greycel brag thread

Comes to .is for validation, lmao gtfo mate

 

[Pumkin]

Op sounds fake because i cannot believe a moron can make that amount of momey yet still ask fellow losers here for advice
with that said i make 30k a year and vaccine was also a requirement. I got no skills. I had to take it.

also with that said there are 2 exemptions to get out of vaccine
1) religious]2) medical

im not going to fake a religious escuse and dont feel like paying a doctor for an exemption so i just bit the bullet.
however those are 2 options OP. If you got a dr friend he can write you an exemption or if you want to fake being religious they cannot force you to get vaccine

 

[stretch-cel]

Op sounds fake because i cannot believe a moron can make that amount of momey yet still ask fellow losers here for advice
with that said i make 30k a year and vaccine was also a requirement. I got no skills. I had to take it.

also with that said there are 2 exemptions to get out of vaccine
1) religious]2) medical

im not going to fake a religious escuse and dont feel like paying a doctor for an exemption so i just bit the bullet.
however those are 2 options OP. If you got a dr friend he can write you an exemption or if you want to fake being religious they cannot force you to get vaccine

im not fake or making this up. its the best thing that ever happened to me. i AM a moron skills/education wise, thats why this is a cant miss opportunity for me. because if i dont take it, ill likely be stuck making 35-40k a year for life. i had to make a thread on it though to see if there are ways around it. where else was i supposed to ask? reddit? my thread wouldve been deleted in 2 seconds by those crazy liberal cucks

 

[proudweeb]

You just answered the question yourself

Your life is shit

If you take the vaccine and die that's a win (because your life is shit lol)

If you survive to make 140K a year that's a win

The only lose is if you don't take the vaccine and remain an underemployed 30+ year old man

I agree with THE PRES on this one. I took the vaccine, and my balls haven't fallen off (yet). Might as well do it for an extra $100K a year. I'm curious what industry OP works in (don't have to be too specific here )