SlayerSlayer
COMPLY WITH MY FUCKING pronoun (it)
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- Jul 10, 2018
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MY GOD it's so low effort, yet he's the GOAT NYC slayer. If you don't know who West Elm Caleb is, this is the full dating app profile that FUCKED so much cunt in NYC, foids on tiktok conspired against him and turned him into a viral sensation. I would imagine he got so much volume, it's like if he turned his phone off any time of day, and turn it backed on after 45 minutes, he would get at least 8-15 matches.
From wearing a fucking hat on most pics, to just the blatant, I'm gonna take a selfie in a random spot so that you see my phone as I take the selife. He can break every single dating app rule the experts advise against and GET AWAY WITH IT. And he knows it. Absolutely no gimmicks-- no stupid photos with animals, no social proof photos, or activities. He doesn't even gymmaxx niggers. It's just him being low-effort af. THIS IS WHAT FUCKS-- TALL, WHITE, GENETICALLY SUPERIOR. The effortlessness is a TURN ON for the whores.
IM GOING TO PIN THIS AS PROOF THAT PUTTING EFFORT IN WIT, JESTERMAXXING, GYMAXXING, OR GETTING HIGH QUALITY OR PRO PHOTOS ON A DATING APP IS LAUGHABLE
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