i failed at suicide

[tall fag gigga cuck]

i tryed to kill myself with sleeping pills about a year ago. i swallowed 30 ambien pills at once but it didn't work. i woke up in the hospital and i don't remember the ambulance ride it was raining that day and i just wanted to sleep for eternity but unfortunatley i'm still here cause im too much of a bitch to put a bullet in my skull jfl so i've decided to do slow suicide by clogging my arteries with junk food and not take my blood pressure medication so i die of a heart attack any body relate to this shit or what?

 

[Deleted member 8206]

so i've decided to do slow suicide by clogging my arteries with junk food and not take my blood pressure medication so i die of a heart attack any body relate to this shit or what?

high iq method you get to ldar and enjoy tasty food

 

[Deleted member 15752]

high iq method you get to ldar and enjoy tasty food

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

high iq method you get to ldar and enjoy tasty food

thanks yeah i think so slow suicide is the way to go i eat like a pig dont give a fuck no more

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Pills never work.

 

[Gabe]

i tryed to kill myself with sleeping pills about a year ago

i've decided to do slow suicide

Methods like that are for foids tbh. Men use bullets, rope or throw themselves from heights. You have to be 100% sure you want to do it though because there is no going back.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

i swallowed 30 ambien pills at once but it didn't work. i woke up in the hospital

the problem is that somebody "helped" you, I think 60 would be better and you have to be sure lock all doors and know that no one is coming to check on you for at least a whole day, I'm planing in going like that in some moment of my life

 

[Michael15651]

Doesn't beta-blockers increase the chances of suicide? I know Ambien won't do anything unless you mix it with alcohol or opioids but with blood pressure, I thought it would either leave you in a seizure or death. Still not worth the risk.

 

[Six]

Pills are a foids suicide method tbh

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

the problem is that somebody "helped" you, I think 60 would be better and you have to be sure lock all doors and know that no one is coming to check on you for at least a whole day, I'm planing in going like that in some moment of my life

you make a great point on that 60 would of done the trick except now im on a federal watch list and i cant get ambien perscribed to me ever again i cant even get killing myself right fuck. heart attack is my only way out im too much of a pussey to jump off a building, rope or shoot myself jfl

Doesn't beta-blockers increase the chances of suicide? I know Ambien won't do anything unless you mix it with alcohol or opioids but with blood pressure, I thought it would either leave you in a seizure or death. Still not worth the risk.

im not sure

 

[The End]

Yeah, I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. But I'm more scared of trying to kill myself and not succeeding! That's like failing at failing.

No offense!

 

[BrettyBoy]

Don’t end it man.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

im too much of a pussey to jump off a building, rope or shoot myself jfl

Don't feel embarrassed because of that OP, I bet you must have had a similar life to mine, we both were humiliated, ostracized and are bullied even now as adults, all I want is a painless death, we already felt so much the tortures of this shity world. A cozy death while sleeping and listening to some music is the minimum we deserve

 

[_wifebeater_]

Overdosing pills is a meme. It's used by foids for attention whoring.

 

[Cuyen]

I'm glad you're failed tbh. Don't try it again.

 

[wizardcel]

i've decided to do slow suicide by clogging my arteries with junk food and not take my blood pressure medication so i die of a heart attack any body relate to this shit or what?

It might take years. Just get a gun

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

You're tall according to your profile name,remember that manlets have it way worse than you.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Pills don't usually work.You're current method is probably the best way to go.

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

You can't failed suicide.
If you really really want to suicide rate is 100%

 

[demonanus]

Depressing. Slow death is it then.

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

Overdosing pills is a meme. It's used by foids for attention whoring.

at least i tried what have u done.... nothing u pussy so your one to talk smh

 

[jerrycan dan]

i tryed to kill myself with sleeping pills about a year ago.

Sub-80 IQ method, only women and retards do this. Get a gun if you're USAian or just jump

 

[BrettyBoy]

I'm glad you're failed tbh. Don't try it again.

 

[narcissist]

I'm glad you're failed tbh. Don't try it again.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

OP is a foid. ban this larper

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

Sub-80 IQ method, only women and retards do this. Get a gun if you're USAian or just jump

fuck u i already said i am too scared to use a gun or rope sleeping pills is the way to go u dummy

OP is a foid. ban this larper

suck a dick

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I'm gonna try with laxatives.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

im too much of a pussey to jump off a building, rope or shoot myself jfl

If you do it right, roping doesn't hurt that much while also being quick, and a shotgun won't hurt at all if aimed correctly. So I'm guessing that you mean that you're to pussy to kill yourself directly? Personally living with obesity and/or complications from poor diet will cause you infinitely more suffering than the methods that you're afraid of.

My advice to you would be to just rope or don't do anything. Keep in mind that you have to live with that body, and that will get more and more uncomfortable if you intentionally damage it, and with how slow it will be, you might as well just wait until you die of old age and save yourself the trouble.

Pills don't usually work.

They can, but you have to take something which is highly lethal in large quantities, or a lethal combination. Foids and apparently OP don't do this.

 

[StaroRavager]

any body relate to this shit or what?

I can’t relate because I’d pull out a goddamn shotgun and blow my damn head off if I was serious about killing myself

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

I'm gonna try with laxatives.

im starting to notice there are a lot of pricks on this forum who want nothing but to make fun of there own those cels are the worst cels on the planet and dont deserve a foid or a friend

 

[Deleted member 16608]

I couldn't go through with it myself. The idea that it may be nothing or worse on the other side scares the shit out of me. Take care of yourself buddy boyo.

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

I can’t relate because I’d pull out a goddamn shotgun and blow my damn head off if I was serious about killing myself

then do it u faget since your so fucking cool

 

[jerrycan dan]

fuck u i already said i am too scared to use a gun or rope sleeping pills is the way to go u dummy



suck a dick

A gun can be extremely quick and painless, you just don't actuaply want to die and are probably rightfully assessing you're not ready to. Stop attention whoring if so.

 

[Deleted member 677]

high iq method you get to ldar and enjoy tasty food

 

[StaroRavager]

then do it u faget since your so fucking cool

I’ll do it once I save up for my final week on earth. The entire event is gonna be a blast, JFL if you don’t treat yourself before making your exit

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

those cels are the worst cels on the planet and dont deserve a foid or a friend

Infact I have none

 

[GeneSelector]

A gun can be extremely quick and painless, you just don't actuaply want to die and are probably rightfully assessing you're not ready to. Stop attention whoring if so.

shouldn't a shot to the head be COMPLETELY painless considering the bullet travels faster than the nerves emit signals to the brain?

 

[superighteous]

im starting to notice there are a lot of pricks on this forum who want nothing but to make fun of there own those cels are the worst cels on the planet and dont deserve a foid or a friend

you really shouldn't pay them any mind. their thoughts on you should be meaningless to you. they're in as much of a rut as you are. fuck them.

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

you really shouldn't pay them any mind. their thoughts on you should be meaningless to you. they're in as much of a rut as you are. fuck them.

agreed dam i thought this was a support group not a place to bag on other incels. most incels are nice so far but a lot of bad apples around these parts as well. but thanks for the advice piece of shit lol cool name

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

agreed dam i thought this was a support group not a place to bag on other incels. most incels are nice so far but a lot of bad apples around these parts as well. but thanks for the advice piece of shit lol cool name

Most of times the purpouse is to joke togheter about our bad luck, not to bully people. Sorry if i made you feel uncomfortable.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

agreed dam i thought this was a support group not a place to bag on other incels. most incels are nice so far but a lot of bad apples around these parts as well. but thanks for the advice piece of shit lol cool name

They're not mocking you per say, it's just that failed suicide attempts are often attention seeking behavior. I don't think most are saying that you don't have legitimate issues.

 

[Insomniac]

You know you’re a failure when you can’t even kill yourself without fucking up

 

[tall fag gigga cuck]

They're not mocking you per say, it's just that failed suicide attempts are often attention seeking behavior. I don't think most are saying that you don't have legitimate issues.

thats easy for u to say any time im compared to a foid its an insult of the highest degree i don't take that shit lightly at least i had the balls to do something to end my misery which is a lot more then most of u cels can say. do u have any idea how great it feels to take ambien its like morphine the greatest feeling on earth that is the way to go maybe not the most efficient but the most pleasant i deserve some credit for that

 

[GeneSelector]

You know you’re a failure when you can’t even kill yourself without fucking up

 

[Deleted member 15737]

If you want to meet up, I’ll push you off a building if it helps you.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

i tryed to kill myself with sleeping pills about a year ago. i swallowed 30 ambien pills at once but it didn't work. i woke up in the hospital and i don't remember the ambulance ride it was raining that day and i just wanted to sleep for eternity but unfortunatley i'm still here cause im too much of a bitch to put a bullet in my skull jfl so i've decided to do slow suicide by clogging my arteries with junk food and not take my blood pressure medication so i die of a heart attack any body relate to this shit or what?

Story of my life

Sub-80 IQ method, only women and retards do this. Get a gun if you're USAian or just jump

Even in america you pretty much have to beg for gun rights, fuck that!

 

[jerrycan dan]

shouldn't a shot to the head be COMPLETELY painless considering the bullet travels faster than the nerves emit signals to the brain?

If you hit the wrong spot you can take a long time to die or even survive with medical attention. Do you or does anybody else here remember the webm of the nigger that gets shot in the front seat of a car for no reason, where blood starts leaking out of his head and everyone runs away? He actually survived but had to relearn how to move and talk.

 

[ovrload]

I feel sorry for the people who failed and became a vegetable.