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Story I escortcelled for the first time today.

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So on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.

I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.

The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.

The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.

Ys9AOP5.png


There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.

So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.

She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.

She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.

I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).

She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.

I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.

She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.

I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.
 
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Lucky, that pic is hot, the foids I see look like deformed apes compared to her.
 
How it feels to lose your virginity
 
Sounds good, how much? Australia sounds like a good place to escortcel, the incel Seb aka Master Yoda also is a happy Australian escortcel
 
How it feels to lose your virginity
I still feel like a virgin cause no foid still likes me
Sounds good, how much? Australia sounds like a good place to escortcel, the incel Seb aka Master Yoda also is a happy Australian escortcel
Yeah, it’s legal and regulated and you can get some really attractive foids if you pay enough. For this experience I paid $375 AUD.
 
I still feel like a virgin cause no foid still likes me

Yeah, it’s legal and regulated and you can get some really attractive foids if you pay enough. For this experience I paid $375 AUD.
Dam, that sounds quite expensive tbh. But at least you got a good experience
 
So on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.

I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.

The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.

The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.

Ys9AOP5.png


There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.

So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.

She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.

She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.

I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).

She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.

I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.

She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.

I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.

Congratulations brocel, glad that you had such an amazing experience.
 
Dam, that sounds quite expensive tbh. But at least you got a good experience
I did some research, I went to an expensive place to get attractive foids. You can get noodlewhores for $75
 
Welcome to the club

@ADHD_cel
 
We are glad you will never be able to touch women you misogynist parasites:foidSoy::foidSoy:

Keep crying, whores.
 
I think most of us don't crave so much sex, some do for sure, but what dude here want more than sex is to feel desired, is to feel chosen. Is to have a female company also. Unfortunately going to whores will never give us that, that's why many here prefer to remain virgins. Some say that losing virginity with an escort is not the same because you are doing condom sex, which they say the experience is far different from raw sex without condoms.
 
Mogs me hard as her vag felt tight and you had the stamina to keep going and were able to cum.

I'd get an STD test though for peace of mind, as you had unprotected oral and she might have had a chlamydia sore in her mouth or where you licked her hole.
 
did u kiss her lips? is it allowed?
 
This gives me inspiration, but i´d rather not.

Too costly, and when it´s done, it´s done.
 
I need to fuck hooker now after reading this.
 
amazing story ,how much did this cost you?
 
He already told you how much it cost you dumb assholes
 
Was it half an hour or full hour service?

How did you last so long in so many positions on the first time? Is it easier lasting when you're jacking off with your hand or fucking a prostitute?

Did you see other men at the lobby, if so was it awkward?
Half an hour, I think it was 15 to 20 minutes in total. Idk what I would do for an hour and no, there wasn’t anyone. The waiting rooms are individual
amazing story ,how much did this cost you?
370 AUD
 
@incelerated you wish dis was u huh
I wish I was dead tbh
This basic fucking pleasure being denied from us.
I'm fucking 30 I should just fucking die
 
didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with m
ROFL whatever floats u boat
 
Lucky, that pic is hot, the foids I see look like deformed apes compared to her.
Yeah, there are issues with prostitution for sure. Usually you’re paying a lot of money for pretty unattractive women.

Beyond that it’s usually very apparent they don’t really want to have sex with you and there are tons of limits on what you can even do — and for me them wanting it and being into it/wanting to please is a big part of the appeal so prostitution is sorta dead in the water in that sense. For example, sex with a condom just doesn’t really seem like you’re “making it” feels that way to me at least.

All of the super attractive women usually are either unbelievably expensive or just make an only fans, that kind of thing.
 
Mogs at getting robbed.
 
interesting but still not that interested in escortcelling

hen asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something
i wonder how much previous coom was on those roastbeefs
 
Earthy salty taste
 
Bhai what's your age now???
 
I might do it this summer
 
Half an hour, I think it was 15 to 20 minutes in total. Idk what I would do for an hour and no, there wasn’t anyone. The waiting rooms are individual

370 AUD
Jesus fucking christ no roast beef is worth 370 aud. Eternal virginity is free at least
 
that price is mental lol
 
Never eat a prostitutes pussy that's seriously fucked
 
For this experience I paid $375 AUD.
Lol @ you cuck. Youre nothing but a simp bitch. Hope you got STDs. Imagine paying for (condom) sex. Id rather die a virgin. Escortcels are pathetic losers who love to be simping foid worshippers. Kys OP for real. You simp financed that skanks lifestyle with your money. All escortscels should be banned from this site. They are just degenerate foid worshippers.
 
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