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Story I escortcelled for the first time today.

Wow, you really got a great service! A little bit expensive, but in my opionion it was worth it. Do you mind visiting her again?
Maybe in a few months
 
So on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.

I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.

The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.

The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.

Ys9AOP5.png


There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.

So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.

She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.

She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.

I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).

She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.

I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.

She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.

I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.
Absolute mogger
 
I still feel like a virgin cause no foid still likes me

Yeah, it’s legal and regulated and you can get some really attractive foids if you pay enough. For this experience I paid $375 AUD.
It now costs $500-600 for a decent foid. Death to cucks for causing hoeflation.
 
So on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.

I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.

The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.

The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.

Ys9AOP5.png


There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.

So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.

She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.

She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.

I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).

She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.

I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.

She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.

I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.
Where do you live? Also how much did it cost exactly?
 
So there are good looking non-diseased escorts that aren't thousands of dollars a lay? I haven't looked too much into it but I definitely will soon. I'm reading online that it's legal in some parts of Australia so I guess that's why? How many options do I have? I live in Cuckanada
 
Where do you live? Also how much did it cost exactly?
Chadstralia
So there are good looking non-diseased escorts that aren't thousands of dollars a lay? I haven't looked too much into it but I definitely will soon. I'm reading online that it's legal in some parts of Australia so I guess that's why? How many options do I have? I live in Cuckanada
There are plenty of brothels in Sydney and Melbourne
 
So on my lunchtime break today I drove to a more expensive brothel and I escortcelled.

I went through the front door, the receptionist foid directed me to a waiting room. On the screen they were playing some porn, I guess it was to get you in the mood.

The first foid that walked through the door was a curry foid. The foid was very short, it sat as far away from me as possible and asked if I have any questions. I asked if I can do things like 69, stick my fingers in her roast beef and other things. From her body language it seemed that she did not like me very much and essentially said no to every thing I asked. So I told her to go away.

The second foid that walked through the door was a white foid with black hair and glasses. She had the sexy librarian look and she seemed a lot more warm and friendly. She sat next to me and touched my knee and shit. She said that she will suck my dick with no condom and I can do everything except anal and she will fuck only with a condom. I chose to be with her. She looked exactly like the pornstar Alex Coal (image below). She had an Australian Accent rather than an American accent though.

Ys9AOP5.png


There were other foids that introduced themselves, I will describe my conversations with them if someone asks for it but otherwise I will go on with the tale.

So she directed me to the room. I was behind her, she was wearing sexy lingerie so I could see her ass move as I was behind her. We engage in small talk as we walk, asking if I finished work or whatever. I enter the room, there was a king sized bed and a shower there. She asked me to drop my pants to inspect my dick to see if it was diseased. She remarked that my cock was quite big, not sure if true or something to flatter me.

She told me to take a shower and that she will be back with all her stuff and some water, which I asked for earlier. I try and jack off a bit in the shower, a little afraid that I might have stage fright and not get a boner.

She came back and I got out of the shower. She took off her bra and panties and she was standing on her knees on the bed. I also did this and I went towards her, she started stroking my cock. I touched her tits, they seemed fake due to the shape but it felt good. I then licked her tits, while I was licking her tits I touched her vagina. The best way to describe the touch is that it is a fleshy hole that is also warm and wet. I also grabbed her ass as well.

I then lie down on the bed and then she sucked my dick. I would say this was the best sensation from the whole experience. Her mouth was warm and wet and it felt very good to have my penis inside there, she also sucked my balls and kissed around the whole area. I then asked to do 69, cause I might as well taste vagina while I am here. As said before a vagina is wet but it also tasted a bit earthy and salty, it's something I did not experience. I think she enjoyed me eating her vagina, I could feel her legs shake and she stopped sucking my dick a bit to moan and stuff (again this might be fake).

She then put a condom on my cock but gave it a suck a few times in the process, I get the feeling she enjoyed sucking my cock but then again this might be fake. She then jumped on and I was inside a foid for the first time (seperated by a plastic bag though). It felt like the blowjob a bit but a bit less teethy and more tight. I grabbed her boobs while she was bouncing up and down and slapped her ass as well. Her boobs and ass were soft to touch but her stomach and everything else was tight as hell. She was also moaning very loudly. I was also forcing her up and down with my hands.

I then wanted to try doggy style and she then did that position. This is where I really let my incel rage and emotions out. I started of slowly and then built up. I was eventually thrusting as hard as I can, slapping her ass as hard as I can, was holding her hips and thrusting her whole body up and down. Foid really are a lot weaker than men. She was moaning like hell and was grabbing the sheets. That is when I blew a load and retreated. She was just lying there huffing and puffing saying that was really intense. She then got tissues and took off my condom, while taking off my condoms she kissed my chest.

She then said I should shower. During the shower we engaged in small talk. She asked what I do for work, I told her but being a literal whore she didn't really understand what I did. She then took a shower, while taking a shower she said she was very surprised because currys are usually unhygenic and are assholes and that my body was so clean and she genuinely enjoyed the time with me. She then walked me to the exit and that was it.

I felt good for a bit because I felt validated my the foid but the next day I was depressed cause I had to pay a few hundred dollars for that experience.
your lucky dude.
 
I need to fuck hooker now after reading this.
why not american women they have sex all the time and very promiscuous there just free prostitutes no wonder divorce in this country so high damm.
 
Sounds like a solid experience :feelsokman:
 
Not bad that's like $250 us dollars. Maybe if you visit her more, become a regular then she will let you cum in her pussy. Pretty much every whore I visit often eventually lets me do that. Its worth it.
 

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